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Predators
Predators like to hunt in threes.
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    Posted, 21st July 2010
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    Predators
    Only a death row inmate can survive the plasma canon blast of a predator and still have enough energy to jump on their back and start shanking it.
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    • 30th October 2010 by agentdc7
      He was wearing that armor Fishburne told him not to touch.
    • 28th September 2010 by Goose
      Not true. The Russian guy, too.
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    Posted, 21st July 2010
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    Predators
    Don't trust the lonely black guy that stole all the predator's things.
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      Posted, 21st July 2010
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      Predators
      If you want to blind/confuse a predator, light a giant ass ring of fire around it and run around naked.
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        Posted, 21st July 2010
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        Rat Race
        Don't listen to weird squirrel lady's detour advice. You'll end up as a skeleton.
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          Posted, 19th June 2010
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          2012
          Elect a black president and the world comes to an end.
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            Posted, 13th June 2010
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            Splice
            You will ALWAYS end up losing your flashlight in the spooky woods.
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              Posted, 13th June 2010
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              Splice
              Even though you will be walking around pregnant, you mustn't speak a word about it.
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                Posted, 13th June 2010
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                Splice
                If your stupid creature just threw you to the floor and tried to kill you, knock it out with a shovel and just remove its stinger. I'm sure there is no other possible way it could kill you.
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                  Posted, 13th June 2010
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                  Splice
                  It is possible to perform incest and bestiality at the same time.
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                    Posted, 13th June 2010
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                    Splice
                    Even genetic engineering supervisors will stereotypically want results now now now, so they can sell something.
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                      Posted, 13th June 2010
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                      Splice
                      Splice is the stupid story of what happens when two of the world's dumbest scientists smush together the DNA of a human and several animals.
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                        Posted, 13th June 2010
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                        Splice
                        The only reason this movie was made was so Adrien Brody could walk around in shirts he got from ThinkGeek.com
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                          Posted, 13th June 2010
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                          Splice
                          If you're curious about a 'secret' experiment and have the ability to get through a locked-keypad door with a pen, only do it when your brother and his girlfriend are arguing with the creature.
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                            Posted, 13th June 2010
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                            Splice
                            The stupid scientist boyfriend will care little for the creature and wants to kill it until he realizes that his girlfriend's DNA is in it. Suddenly he's dancing and f**king with it.
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                              Posted, 13th June 2010
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                              Splice
                              SPLICE is the perfect name for this film since it 'borrows' and outright steals from so many other films (The Fly, Frankenstein, Aliens, Jeepers Creepers, Master of Horrors....etc)
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                              • 22nd October 2010 by Fost
                                Most, if not almost all films made in this age take concepts from others.
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                              Posted, 13th June 2010
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                              Splice
                              Genetic scientists are all bi-polar and on the verge of mental retardation.
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                                Posted, 13th June 2010
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                                Splice
                                You can make a movie that's one step above an alien pornography.
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                                  Posted, 13th June 2010
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                                  Splice
                                  It is possible to go from a sci fi thriller to a comedy pretty quickly.
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                                    Posted, 13th June 2010
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                                    Splice
                                    Ginger and Fred looked like giant, wrinkled penises.
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                                      Posted, 13th June 2010
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                                      Splice
                                      Don't slap your creature. It will take your key away.
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                                        Posted, 13th June 2010
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                                        Splice
                                        If the male lead has sex with the 'monster' it's filmed as an erotic seduction, but when the female lead has a sexual encounter with the 'monster' it's a violent rape.
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                                          Posted, 13th June 2010
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                                          Jurassic Park 3
                                          The black pilot will ALWAYS get pulled out of the plane and eaten.
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                                            Posted, 13th June 2010
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                                            Jurassic Park 3
                                            Who ever knew Barney could be the comic relief in a Jurassic Park film?
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                                              Posted, 13th June 2010
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                                              Jurassic Park 3
                                              Yelling into a giant megaphone on a dinosaur island is really not a good idea, yet they keep doing it.
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                                                Posted, 13th June 2010
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