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Instead of paying one million euros to float around in the water, you could just quickly move to the horn of Africa!
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    Jurassic Park
    If your Mexican worker is being dragged into the raptor cage and you tell the other Mexican workers to "shoot her," no one will listen.
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      Jurassic Park
      Dinosaurs became extinct because they wouldn't play fetch with the stick.
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        Jurassic Park
        Don't worry, Dennis can afford new glasses!
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          Jurassic Park
          Hammond really hates Malcolm.
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            Jurassic Park
            Eventually there WILL be dinosaurs on the dinosaur tour!
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              Jurassic Park
              No one could have predicted that Dr. Grant would suddenly jump out of a moving car.
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                30 Days of Night
                If the vampires aren't stopped, next time they'll take out Point Hope.
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                  30 Days of Night
                  To defeat them you must ALWAYS become one of them,
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                    Splice
                    Covering your eyes will protect you from shattered glass.
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                      Splice
                      You can determine your stupid creature's gender by the distance of its eyes. If the eyes are abnormally far apart, then it's female. If the eyes are abnormally close, then it's male.
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                        Splice
                        If you're pregnant with your stupid creature's baby, then you are finally ready for "the next phase."
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                        • 21st June 2010 by thugz4real
                          oh hell no! i'd rather die than watch a sequel to this thing they called a movie lol
                        • 19th June 2010 by TiffYG2133
                          it's a lead off to a sequal - Splice 2: Birth
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                        Splice
                        If your scientist girlfriend is bent down beckoning for your escaped lab experiment to "come to her," you should sneak up behind them with a large metal pole in a swinging position. I'm sure the creature will understand, and your girlfriend will be safe.
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                          Posted, 12th June 2010
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                          Splice
                          Stupid creatures like tic-tacs (or whatever the hell that lady scientist kept on eating).
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                            Posted, 12th June 2010
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                            Splice
                            When you're in the snow, it looks cool to dress up in a Russian hat and coat.
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                              Posted, 12th June 2010
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                              Splice
                              Drowning your stupid creature will save its life, but don't tell your hysterical girlfriend scientist that until after she thinks you were trying to kill it.
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                                Posted, 12th June 2010
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                                Splice
                                Playing a song that repeats the phrase "there are 26 letters in the alphabet" will help your stupid creature learn the alphabet.
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                                  Posted, 12th June 2010
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                                  Splice
                                  The best way to communicate with your stupid creature is to use the letters of a Scrabble board.
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                                    Posted, 12th June 2010
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                                    Splice
                                    When you can't keep your stupid creature in your lab anymore, pack it into a cardboard box and take it to your old farm where your mother used to abuse you. It's such a great learning environment!
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                                      Posted, 12th June 2010
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                                      Splice
                                      With all that medical equipment in your lab, the best transportation container you can find for your stupid creature is a cardboard box.
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                                        Posted, 12th June 2010
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                                        Splice
                                        If your company is named NERD, you will wear a new nerdy T-shirt everyday, make a monstrosity and call it DREN, have sex, get raped, or tossed into a tree by the monstrosity, then either get killed by it at the end or impregnated by it.
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                                        • 13th June 2010 by Dominic
                                          Well, this just about summed up the whole movie.
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                                        Posted, 12th June 2010
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                                        Splice
                                        When your girlfriend scientist's hand is stuck in the tank that is forming your stupid creature, twirl around in the background with your hands on your head before smashing the glass with a chair.
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                                          Posted, 12th June 2010
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                                          Splice
                                          When the heart rate on the machine dies, plead and yell at the monitor. The heart rate will go back up.
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                                            Posted, 12th June 2010
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                                            Splice
                                            It's a good idea to stick your hand into the tank that is forming your stupid creature. It's how scientists do things manually.
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                                              Posted, 12th June 2010
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                                              Splice
                                              In a lab filled with scientists working at all hours of the day, no one will ever notice your stupid shrieking creature, or get curious, unless of course your younger brother decides to nose about with his equally funny nose.
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                                                Posted, 12th June 2010
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