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The stupid scientist guy with the funny nose has an equally stupid younger brother with a funny nose.
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    Posted, 12th June 2010
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    People get really scared when two giant, wrinkled penises start fighting in a tank on stage.
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      Splice
      Your stupid experiments will always suddenly decide to change gender at the worst possible moments.
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        Scientists that are capable of gene splicing can't figure out when their Experiments are really dead.
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          Stupid creatures grow wings and tail fangs when having sex with scientist guy with the funny nose.
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            Posted, 12th June 2010
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            After your Experimental Creature Dren thing just swooped down from the heavens and killed your boss, just stand out in the open looking around aimlessly at the stars. DON'T make any attempt to run for the car thats 5 feet away from you with the keys in the ignition.
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              No matter what you MUST try to get your flashlight AT ALL COSTS!
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                The stupid creature kills people by throwing them into the upper canopy of trees.
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                  If your girlfriend scientist sees you having sex with your stupid creature, immediately pull your pants up and run after her car with your butt crack showing in the snow.
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                    Posted, 12th June 2010
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                    Don't decide to have sex with your stupid creature. Your girlfriend scientist WILL show up and see you.
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                      Posted, 12th June 2010
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                      They didn't give the stupid creature any predator genes, yet it ends up going on a killing/raping rampage.
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                      • 29th July 2010 by ryan corderman
                        Correction, they gave Dren the human gene and humans can be just as predatory as any animal.
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                      Posted, 12th June 2010
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                      If your stupid creature sprouts wings and tries to fly away, tell it "I love you." Its wings will suddenly disappear and it will give you a big hug.
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                        Posted, 12th June 2010
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                        All that DNA and gene splicing and the stupid scientist boyfriend can't fix his f**ked up nose.
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                          Posted, 12th June 2010
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                          If your stupid scientist boyfriend with the funny nose wants to kill your stupid creature, just let him do it.
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                            Posted, 12th June 2010
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                            Your stupid creature wants to be "inside of you."
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                            • 19th June 2010 by TiffYG2133
                              I see what you did there!
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                            Posted, 12th June 2010
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                            Don't keep your stupid creature indoors its whole life, or else it will grow wings and try to fly away.
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                              Posted, 12th June 2010
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                              Don't take the pet cat away from the stupid creature then decide to give it back. It will just kill it with it's fang tail then smile.
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                                Posted, 12th June 2010
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                                Don't have sex in front of your stupid creature, or else it will rape both of you when it grows up.
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                                  Posted, 12th June 2010
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                                  If you haven't had sex in a while, then do it in front of your stupid creature.
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                                    Posted, 12th June 2010
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                                    It is possible to make a movie that's so f**ked up on so many levels.
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                                      Posted, 12th June 2010
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                                      Godzilla (1998)
                                      Helicopters are useless against Godzilla, but a NYC Taxi cab can outrun it no problem.
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                                        Godzilla (1998)
                                        Godizllas like to eat lots of fish...and Japanese boats.
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                                          Shrek Forever After
                                          It ain't Oger till it's Oger.
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                                            Posted, 12th June 2010
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                                            The logical explanation to every movie plot-hole that could ever be created is that a new metal known simply as "Unobtainium" can do anything, ever.
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                                              Posted, 12th June 2010
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                                              Men Who Stare At Goats, The
                                              You will ALWAYS crash your car into the only large rock in the dessert.
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