Core, The When faced with a computer that won't allow you to eject a compartment that isn't damaged, the only solution is to sacrifice the builder to hit the manual override instead of having the builder send a false failure signal to the computer. (0) Comments
Core, The How to get FREE Long Distance calls on your cell phone:
1. Get a gum wrapper and place it over your phone.
2. Whistle into the Gum Wrapper.
3. Mash the keypad.
4. Voila! You know have free long distance. (0) Comments
Core, The Although they have to travel through thousands of miles of rock to get to the core, it somehow makes sense to transport the whole ship and launching system to the north Pacific to save having to dig through an extra few miles. (1) Comments
Y'know what? I just saw this flic once more and noticed it too...They were in such a hurry but propably spend a lot of time and resources to bring that ship on that special built oil rig instead of starting right away in the desert where it has been built.
Core, The People will not start to panic and create mass hysteria about the end of the world after over thirty unexplained deaths at the same instant, a swarm of berserker pidgeons attacking London, an unexplained shuttle crash-landing, the complete obliteration of Rome by an unimaginably powerful thunderstorm and the collapse of the Golden-Gate Bridge all in the space of three months. (1) Comments
Core, The It is necessary to label your folders as top secret in your own file cabinet. This is probobly done with the hope that if someone breaks into your office to snoop at files, they will not look at that one. (0) Comments
Core, The A guy dumb enough to use phrases as absurd as "the first one" when asked if he is a certain person, yes or no? and "there's nothing on the right of the equals sign" when no conclusion has been reached is the only person in the world capable of figuring out that the Earth's core has stopped spinning. (0) Comments
Core, The When the Government is about to activate a weapon that will destroy your ship and kill everyone in it and you come up with a plan to stop them and save the world, there's still time for a cigarette before you explain the plan to your crew-mates. (0) Comments