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When faced with a computer that won't allow you to eject a compartment that isn't damaged, the only solution is to sacrifice the builder to hit the manual override instead of having the builder send a false failure signal to the computer.
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    Core, The
    How to get FREE Long Distance calls on your cell phone: 1. Get a gum wrapper and place it over your phone. 2. Whistle into the Gum Wrapper. 3. Mash the keypad. 4. Voila! You know have free long distance.
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      Core, The
      A known hacker is allowed to roam freely on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier.
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        Core, The
        When a person falls into a flow of magma, their body (which is less dense than molten rock) will sink into it.
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          Core, The
          When there is a natural disaster on the Earth, the answer is "NUKE IT!"
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            Core, The
            A savvy hacker would bother to show his face in a cyber cafe when the more anonymous technique would be to simply find someone's unsecured wireless connection.
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              Core, The
              If someone's working in a lab and zapping through lead with "souped-up microwaves," all lab workers are allowed to walk behind it.
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                Core, The
                If someone's working in a lab and zapping through lead with "souped-up microwaves," all lab workers are allowed to walk behind it.
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                  Core, The
                  A suit that's capable of protecting someone against thousands of degrees will still function for a time when subjected to twice its capacity.
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                    Core, The
                    Although they have to travel through thousands of miles of rock to get to the core, it somehow makes sense to transport the whole ship and launching system to the north Pacific to save having to dig through an extra few miles.
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                    • 1st October 2013 by Creamlord666
                      Y'know what? I just saw this flic once more and noticed it too...They were in such a hurry but propably spend a lot of time and resources to bring that ship on that special built oil rig instead of starting right away in the desert where it has been built.
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                    Core, The
                    It's possible for a ship traveling at about 100 knots to circumnavigate the core in a matter of hours.
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                      Core, The
                      The core of the Earth is somehow the size of Mars.
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                        Core, The
                        A simple kick can knock over a crystal that was heavy enough to stop an ultrasonic speeding ship.
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                          Core, The
                          People will not start to panic and create mass hysteria about the end of the world after over thirty unexplained deaths at the same instant, a swarm of berserker pidgeons attacking London, an unexplained shuttle crash-landing, the complete obliteration of Rome by an unimaginably powerful thunderstorm and the collapse of the Golden-Gate Bridge all in the space of three months.
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                          • 1st October 2013 by Creamlord666
                            Yeah, just control the internet and you control the people - priceless.
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                          Core, The
                          Months worth of damage caused by the Earth's core stopping spinning will be repaired in five seconds once the core starts to spin again.
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                            Core, The
                            When a ship is heading vertically into the center of the Earth, the crew can still walk between the compartments as though the ship were horizontal.
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                              Core, The
                              Bombs that send out a blast equally in all directions can somehow produce a turing effect on the Earth's core.
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                                Core, The
                                While drawing straws to see who gets to sacrifice their life, the most important factor at this moment is who "gets dibs on being the hero."
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                                  Core, The
                                  It is necessary to label your folders as top secret in your own file cabinet. This is probobly done with the hope that if someone breaks into your office to snoop at files, they will not look at that one.
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                                    Core, The
                                    Ships constructed of Unobtainium have the unique ability to spawn additional compartments when one of the originals are ejected due to damage.
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                                      Core, The
                                      High ranking government officials and scientists need visual aids such as a peach and a can of flaming air freshener to help them understand the concept of earth being scorched.
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                                        Core, The
                                        A guy dumb enough to use phrases as absurd as "the first one" when asked if he is a certain person, yes or no? and "there's nothing on the right of the equals sign" when no conclusion has been reached is the only person in the world capable of figuring out that the Earth's core has stopped spinning.
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                                          Core, The
                                          Helmets designed to withstand the pressure of the center of the Earth can be pierced by a piece of crystal.
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                                            Core, The
                                            When the Government is about to activate a weapon that will destroy your ship and kill everyone in it and you come up with a plan to stop them and save the world, there's still time for a cigarette before you explain the plan to your crew-mates.
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                                              Core, The
                                              You can make your cellphone free to use by whistling a tone through gum-paper and pressing random keys.
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