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Jumper
Yes, you can watch a 9 minute trailer of a movie and still won't miss much.
(1) Comments
  • 19th June 2015 by Xynauzer
    You would be good at Cinema Sins
Drag Me To Hell
If you are attacked in your moving vehicle and blinded by a possessed hankie, once you crash your car you will be right where you wanted to go originally.
(1) Comments
  • 1st March 2015 by Shellybabe
    Haha! Possessed hankie!!! Love it!!!
Armageddon
Wait a minute! The black guy lives?
(1) Comments
  • 27th July 2014 by smartguy360
    I was so surprised at that one
Planet of the Apes (2001)
Abraham Lincoln was really a monkey-i'm sorry, Ape.
(1) Comments
  • 3rd March 2014 by agentdc7
    I see what you did there.
Drag Me To Hell
All the evil, nasty, backstabbing and just plain freaky people and house servants will be minorities. The good folk and innocent victims will always be white.
(1) Comments
  • 13th January 2014 by bourbonphantom
    Also the douchy parents will be white.
I Am Legend
Despite a large assortment of weapons, don't arm yourself with one when they attack your house. Just hope a woman conveniently leaves one near the doorway for you to use.
(1) Comments
  • 10th October 2013 by catmunch1
    He could have gone to a police station or base and got some better weapons.
I Am Legend
Vampire zombies are smart enough to build elaborate traps involving a mannequin as bait...but can't figure out where Will Smith lives after 3 years.
(2) Comments
  • 10th October 2013 by catmunch1
    and they have trained zombie dogs that they seem to care for.
  • 30th October 2010 by Eibhlinn Savage
    All the more impressive that they figured out the psychological trauma that makes Will actually care about said mannequin.
Core, The
People will not start to panic and create mass hysteria about the end of the world after over thirty unexplained deaths at the same instant, a swarm of berserker pidgeons attacking London, an unexplained shuttle crash-landing, the complete obliteration of Rome by an unimaginably powerful thunderstorm and the collapse of the Golden-Gate Bridge all in the space of three months.
(1) Comments
  • 1st October 2013 by Creamlord666
    Yeah, just control the internet and you control the people - priceless.
Core, The
Although they have to travel through thousands of miles of rock to get to the core, it somehow makes sense to transport the whole ship and launching system to the north Pacific to save having to dig through an extra few miles.
(1) Comments
  • 1st October 2013 by Creamlord666
    Y'know what? I just saw this flic once more and noticed it too...They were in such a hurry but propably spend a lot of time and resources to bring that ship on that special built oil rig instead of starting right away in the desert where it has been built.
Terminator Salvation
The nice old lady offering food will get grabbed first.
(1) Comments
  • 30th September 2013 by hustyx
    Meh, she would become second Hitler (Homer Simpson's quote)
Terminator Salvation
Terminators are attracted to music.
(1) Comments
  • 30th September 2013 by hustyx
    Don't say you wouldn't be (if you were a terminator). It's Guns 'n roses. Now I think about it, it's quite foreshadowing what is Ahnold carrying in the box full of roses in T-2.
Terminator Salvation
Machines in the future will be waterproof.
(2) Comments
  • 30th September 2013 by hustyx
    ...but yeah, pretty much every other terminator can be easily put down by a water gun.
  • 30th September 2013 by hustyx
    Only those, who belong to the water and Marcus.
Eagle Eye
Your landlady has no problem opening your door to FedEx employees carrying boxes labelled "poison" and other highly suspicious words.
(1) Comments
  • 4th May 2013 by qwkslvr
    If fedex didn't have any problems, why should she?
Eagle Eye
Paralegals make $11 an hour and apparently are able to own a house with no child support.
(1) Comments
  • 22nd April 2013 by nee
    You forgot the child, music lessons, and weekly drinks at the bar
Starship Troopers
The future military will have coed showers.
(1) Comments
  • 20th April 2013 by nee
    sign me up!
Descent, The
If you want to google search this movie type in : "bitches in a cave horror"
(2) Comments
  • 4th November 2012 by Flesh and Blood
    Hey it worked!
  • 7th June 2010 by thugz4real
    aww dammit! now that i typed that here it screwed up the google search lol
Shaun of the Dead
How did the stupid people get across the road overridden with zombies? They pretended to be zombies.
(1) Comments
  • 15th June 2012 by Movie Genius
    Which was basically just moaning and waving their arms around. It's not like they had rotting flesh and a taste for brains anyway.
1408
Sure, you can unplug the clock radio and it'll still work...maybe because of the battery backup...?
(1) Comments
  • 17th April 2012 by Max
    My clock radio has battery backup.
Core, The
Whether or not we acually have a magnetic field isn't really that important to our survival. Other than a bunch of disappointed boyscouts there will be no problem if we just lose our magnetic field.
(1) Comments
  • 6th April 2012 by occams chainsaw
    Actually yeah it does matter. Surprisingly without it the Earth really will fry
I Am Legend
You can broadcast on ALL AM stations at one time.
(2) Comments
  • 9th December 2011 by bourbonphantom
    Indeed, he should be posting his broadcasts to Facebook. The only AM kids know of these days is the morning identifier.
  • 15th December 2010 by TigerLily
    I would say because it's set in the future, but then why use AM at all?
I Am Legend
Deer in the future can outrun a Ford Mustang GT easily, probably achieving speeds somewhere around 100 mph or Mach 1.
(1) Comments
Titanic
When trying to escape a sinking ship by breaking down doors, there will always be some employee there to say "Hey! You have to pay for that!"
(1) Comments
  • 29th June 2011 by john2012
    That is an actual true even from the sinking of the Titanic.
Happening, The
Don't worry, your side arm is your friend!
(1) Comments
  • 19th March 2011 by becki
    wasn't it 'fire arm'?
Cloverfield
Somehow a giant monster running around New York decapitating the Statue of Liberty is not unrealistic in the slightest, but the fact that the damn camera battery lasted so freaking long really gets to people.
(1) Comments
  • 22nd February 2011 by AKenjiB
    That's so true. People bitch over things so small that they don't even notice the big things.
Dinner For Schmucks
Steve Carell can control Zach Galifianakis with his mind!
(1) Comments
  • 24th January 2011 by Raajnie
    No it was actually the brain!

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