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Our Family Wedding
Nothing says "I love you!", more to your wife than taking the car that you have spent every waking moment of your life working on, and giving it to her AFTER the person that it was intended for pisses you off.
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    Posted, 25th August 2010
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    Our Family Wedding
    Birds and lawn furniture don't mix.
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      Our Family Wedding
      A goat on Viagra will turn psychotic, and attempt to sexually assault you.
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        Our Family Wedding
        A sign that a woman trust her man: She calls him, and if he doesn't answer the first time she will continue to call every 5 seconds until he picks the phone up.
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          Posted, 25th August 2010
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          Our Family Wedding
          A person doesn't have to be physically present in your life to effect it.
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            Our Family Wedding
            No matter how mad you make them your parents they will always love you.
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              Our Family Wedding
              Sometimes Mexicans pretend like they can't speak English just to piss some people off...lol
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                Posted, 25th August 2010
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                Our Family Wedding
                If you are Mexican and you feel that the other person's family should pay for the wedding, threaten to make the wedding entrenched in Mexican tradition. Appeal to the other person's stereotypes of your ethnic group: Tell them the guest will sound like a bunch of little Speedy Gonzales's running around, arriba, arriba!
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                  Posted, 25th August 2010
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                  Our Family Wedding
                  When you're truly in love you don't see the person's ethnic background or skin color. You see them for who they are.
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                    Our Family Wedding
                    Everyone is prejudice to some degree.
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                      Our Family Wedding
                      Seating arrangement is everything!
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                        Our Family Wedding
                        In order for an engaged couple to fully enjoy wedding cake samples, they can't use forks, they have to feed the cake to each other.
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                          Posted, 25th August 2010
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                          Our Family Wedding
                          If there is a guy with commitment issues, and his best friend is a chick then by the end of the movie he will have fallen in love with her.
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                            Posted, 25th August 2010
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                            Our Family Wedding
                            The secret to raising kids: Lie to them!
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                              Our Family Wedding
                              While it might be your marriage, the wedding belongs to your family.
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                                Posted, 25th August 2010
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                                Edge of Darkness
                                Regardless of the behavior an actor demonstrates outside of his work, people will still watch his movies.
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                                • 10th July 2010 by KungFuMasterLarry
                                  *shrug*, some people are able to look at the artist over the person.
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                                Posted, 10th July 2010
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                                Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                                Werewolves could benefit from learning some deep breathing exercises.
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                                  Posted, 25th May 2010
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                                  Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                                  Vampires should have their own self-help section in bookstores, maybe even an undead version of Dr. Phil. Edward and Bella could really use the help.
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                                    Posted, 25th May 2010
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                                    Finding Nemo
                                    All kids tell their parents they hate them at one point or another, even Clown Fish offspring.
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                                      Posted, 25th May 2010
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                                      Hitch
                                      If you want to surprise a person you like by showing them something that has an ancestral connection to them - Do some in-depth research first, not just a quick internet search, it could backfire on you.
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                                        Posted, 25th May 2010
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                                        Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                                        Jasper Hale and Edward Scissorhands look strikingly similar.
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                                          Posted, 25th May 2010
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                                          Where The Heart Is
                                          All the fame in the world cannot replace friends, and family.
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                                            Posted, 25th May 2010
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                                            Where The Heart Is
                                            A tornado that destroys homes, and causes serve fatalities, will leave a teddy bear in perfect condition.
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                                              Posted, 25th May 2010
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                                              Where The Heart Is
                                              If someone from Mississippi comes to your house to share the word of God, bolt the door, and call the cops.
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                                                Posted, 25th May 2010
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                                                Where The Heart Is
                                                We all have badness in us, but we all have goodness too, and the goodness is the only thing worth living for. Just hearing lines like this can make you feel like you have consumed a whole bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's.
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                                                  Posted, 25th May 2010
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