Our Family Wedding Nothing says "I love you!", more to your wife than taking the car that you have spent every waking moment of your life working on, and giving it to her AFTER the person that it was intended for pisses you off. (0) Comments
Our Family Wedding If you are Mexican and you feel that the other person's family should pay for the wedding, threaten to make the wedding entrenched in Mexican tradition.
Appeal to the other person's stereotypes of your ethnic group: Tell them the guest will sound like a bunch of little Speedy Gonzales's running around, arriba, arriba! (0) Comments
Hitch If you want to surprise a person you like by showing them something that has an ancestral connection to them - Do some in-depth research first, not just a quick internet search, it could backfire on you. (0) Comments
Where The Heart Is We all have badness in us, but we all have goodness too, and the goodness is the only thing worth living for. Just hearing lines like this can make you feel like you have consumed a whole bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's. (0) Comments