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Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
It's milk and eggs Beoytch
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    Posted, 17th November 2010
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    Due Date
    Bugles fly up when in a car, with the label always facing the windshield
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      Posted, 17th November 2010
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      Shaun of the Dead
      Your easily irritable flat mate will appear at the worst time
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        Posted, 12th July 2010
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        Animal House
        IM A ZIT!!!! GET IT!
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          Posted, 12th July 2010
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          Repo! The Genetic Opera
          Daddy's girl's an F'ing monster
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            Posted, 17th June 2010
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            Robocop
            If you have acid on you and get hit by a car you blow up
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              Posted, 27th May 2010
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              Napoleon Dynamite
              sawing "GAWD: makes your point better
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                Posted, 27th May 2010
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                Serenity
                Mal lost that nerve in the war
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                • 20th June 2010 by TiffYG2133
                  No...it was relocated!
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                Posted, 27th May 2010
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                Lord of War
                When you have to much cocaine, go to South America and try to snort your home country
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                  Posted, 27th May 2010
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                  Aliens
                  Always freak out when an android decides to do a knife trick.
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                    Posted, 27th May 2010
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                    Aliens
                    When a human dies they don't get impaled...but if an android does it is a blood...milk bath
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                      Posted, 27th May 2010
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                      Clerks 2
                      Go-carts solve everything
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                        Posted, 27th May 2010
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                        Clerks 2
                        You can make Lord of the Rings fans puke by saying your perspective on the movie.
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                          Posted, 27th May 2010
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                          Live Free or Die Hard
                          Hackers use "Delete" enough to use that as a kill switch, forget "space" or any of the vowels
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                            Posted, 27th May 2010
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                            Live Free or Die Hard
                            If you are an action hero your daughter must be to
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                              Posted, 27th May 2010
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                              Tropic Thunder
                              When a looming Panda attack happens watch "Star Trek"
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                                Posted, 27th May 2010
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                                Tropic Thunder
                                You can't feel your legs when they are in mud
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                                  Posted, 27th May 2010
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                                  Cloverfield
                                  If your name gives any resemblance to an acronym like "Heads Up Display" you HAVE to hold the camera
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                                    Posted, 27th May 2010
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                                    Cloverfield
                                    When the big monster that has tried to kill you the entire time gets carpet bombed yell as loud as you can, it totally won't hear it and attack you.
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                                      Posted, 27th May 2010
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                                      Saving Private Ryan
                                      muttering bible phrases won't make it harder to concentrate on shooting, it enhances it.
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                                        Posted, 27th May 2010
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                                        Saving Private Ryan
                                        After you loose hundreds of troops it is fine to send out a squad for some Private with dead brothers
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                                          Posted, 27th May 2010
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                                          Saving Private Ryan
                                          If you are Nathan Fillion your hair will look good regardless of era or heavy combat helmet
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                                            Posted, 27th May 2010
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                                            When you are are a solider holding a big gun you must shout "get some"
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                                            Posted, 27th May 2010
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