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Lilo and Stitch
CPS wants your dog to be a well behaved citizen.
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    Ghost Rider
    Becoming a Ghost Rider will make you laugh.
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      Transformers
      Young, criminal girls make John Tuturro hot.
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        I, Robot
        If a robot tells Spooner he is having an accident, Spooner will not object.
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          I, Robot
          Sonny will be adamant that he did not murder him, and it'll let you know in a violent manner.
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            I, Robot
            Don't ask Spooner for his car, you're not going to get to drive it.
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              I, Robot
              Yelling at a stereo doesn't make it work.
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                I, Robot
                In the future, spray on skin will be available.
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                  I, Robot
                  Will Smith doesn't cuss in his raps to sell records, but freely does it in his movies.
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                    I, Robot
                    Just when you think you know who the bad guy is, he dies.
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                      I, Robot
                      Survival of a car crash will be based on whoever has a higher percentage.
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                        I, Robot
                        Robots can self-terminate (robot jumps in fire).
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                          I, Robot
                          Transformers make a brief appearance, destroy a house and thats it.
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                            I, Robot
                            If a non-human kills a human, it is not murder, so everything will be ok.
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                              I, Robot
                              Sonny was created to kill it's master. Sonny promised to, so he did.
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                                I, Robot
                                Friendly house robots will become curfew enforcers.
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                                  I, Robot
                                  Make sure you get your monster stories right, or that is all Will Smith will get out of your story.
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                                    I, Robot
                                    You can close your eyes and fire a weapon and not hit Will Smith.
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                                      I, Robot
                                      There will always be a "straight punch" scene in action movies, where the victim gets sent flying straight back. But he will be ok.
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                                        I, Robot
                                        The chief can aim a shot gun at a robot and still miss.
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                                          Billy Madison
                                          Little kids can ruin your chances with the teachers.
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                                            Billy Madison
                                            Elaborating on a childhood story will make everyone stupid just for hearing it.
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                                              Billy Madison
                                              The bus driver makes up stories.
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                                                Billy Madison
                                                When you are in elementary, you are the man ; when you are in middle school, you are on your own.
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                                                  Billy Madison
                                                  Buzz is not a real name.
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