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The Monster Squad
Rudy's in the goddamn club, isn't he?
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    Posted, 22nd December 2014
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    The Monster Squad
    Phoebe obviously isn't chicken-shit.
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      Posted, 22nd December 2014
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      The Monster Squad
      Godzilla is the tall one.
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        Posted, 22nd December 2014
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        The Monster Squad
        A Mr. Alucard called about the Van Halen diary.
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          Posted, 22nd December 2014
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          The Monster Squad
          Two-thousand year-old dead guys do not get up and walk away by themselves.
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            Posted, 22nd December 2014
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            The Monster Squad
            It's easy to make wooden stakes and mold silver bullets in shop class.
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              Posted, 22nd December 2014
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              The Monster Squad
              Mummy came in Eugene's house.
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                Posted, 22nd December 2014
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                The Monster Squad
                Steve doesn't count.
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                  Posted, 22nd December 2014
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                  The Monster Squad
                  There's only one way to kill a werewolf.
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                    Posted, 22nd December 2014
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                    The Monster Squad
                    Scary German Guy is bitchin'.
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                      Posted, 22nd December 2014
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                      The Monster Squad
                      Wolf-man's got nards.
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                        Posted, 22nd December 2014
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                        The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
                        People who live through dragon fire should be grateful.
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                          Posted, 22nd December 2014
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                          The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
                          It is meaningless to reason with a dwarf.
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                            Posted, 22nd December 2014
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                            The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
                            Just accept cousin Dain's proposition to... SHOVE OFF!
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                              Posted, 22nd December 2014
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                              The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
                              Put Gandalf's burglar down!
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                                Posted, 22nd December 2014
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                                The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
                                Real love hurts.
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                                  Posted, 22nd December 2014
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                                  The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
                                  If more of us valued home above gold, it would be a merrier world.
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                                    Posted, 22nd December 2014
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                                    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
                                    Peter Jackson finally learned that one ending is enough.
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                                      Posted, 22nd December 2014
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                                      The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
                                      Why not just lead with the Eagles, right at the start of battle? It'll save everyone an hour or two.
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                                      • 8th March 2015 by agentdc7
                                        I think it saved us 1 for the theatrical cut.
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                                      Posted, 22nd December 2014
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                                      The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
                                      The actual desolation of Smaug lasted about ten minutes.
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                                      • 8th March 2015 by agentdc7
                                        I nearly forgot this happened in the film. They should have left that part in the second movie. It made Smaug look so insignificant here. Then again these movies shouldn't have been 3 to begin with.
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                                      Posted, 22nd December 2014
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                                      The Producers (1968)
                                      She's not a madam. She's a concierge!
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                                        Posted, 22nd June 2014
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                                        The Producers (1968)
                                        The author of the play always outranks the audience.
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                                          Posted, 22nd June 2014
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                                          The Producers (1968)
                                          "Baby!?" The Fuhrer has never said this, "Baby!"
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                                            Posted, 22nd June 2014
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                                            The Producers (1968)
                                            Can't produce plays without "check-ies."
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                                              Posted, 22nd June 2014
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                                              Godzilla (2014)
                                              One of the deleted scenes, is Godzilla high-fiiving someone on his way to the water.
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                                              Posted, 31st May 2014
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