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Saw 5
After you've donated enough blood, you stop cutting yourself and you immediately stop bleeding.
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    Saw 3D
    You're a genius engineer who can predict how people will respond to any given situation. You can also predict the situations. So, do you do something to prevent your beloved wife (later widow) to get brutally killed? No - you just plan something to avenge her death once that happens.
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      Posted, 23rd July 2011
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      Raptors are very intelligent animals. That's why you can fool them by shouting "Hey, you!"
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        Saw 6
        You suspect a detective's the bad guy. What d'you do? Keep him informed of all your movements.
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          Posted, 3rd July 2010
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          Saw 3
          Even after your neck has been cut with a saw (no pun intended) you're able to hit the 'play' button.
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            Posted, 3rd July 2010
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            Saw 2
            If a guy puts you into a deadly trap and makes you brutally kill somebody else, he'll become a father figure.
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              Posted, 3rd July 2010
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              Shutter Island
              If the Freddie Krueger actor says 'you did this to me', he's not speaking metaphorically.
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                Posted, 27th June 2010
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                Saw 6
                Asian people are computer geeks. And of course, they get killed.
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                  Posted, 20th June 2010
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                  Saw 6
                  Blondes lie about their relationship with their parents.
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                    Posted, 20th June 2010
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                    Saw 4
                    If you've killed the two main antagonists of a saga, don't expect to have an important role in the next installment: you'll just show up for a minute and be unceremoniously killed by an FBI agent.
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                      Posted, 14th June 2010
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                      Saw
                      Beware of orderlies who get too attached to their patients. And while you're at it, beware of your patients!
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                        Posted, 14th June 2010
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                        Orphan
                        An alcoholic mum who's guilty for her deaf kid almost drowning and a cheating dad would obviously be eligible to adopt. Not to mention they recently lost a baby and show signs of clinical depression.
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                          Posted, 14th June 2010
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                          Orphan
                          A nun disappearing after going to a recently adopted kid's new home doesn't prompt the orphanage to look for her, nor reach the ears of the foster family.
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                            Posted, 14th June 2010
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                            Saw 4
                            Beware of those you save: they may try to kill you.
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                              Posted, 8th June 2010
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                              Saw 4
                              If no funeral's been held for a character and his remains haven't been buried or cremated, they may be still alive (works for the 5th installment as well).
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                                Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                Saw 4
                                When stuck for ideas to produce gore, rip off Mortal Kombat.
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                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                  Saw 6
                                  Don't ask a girl who's cut her arm if she's learnt the lesson.
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                                    Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                    Saw 3
                                    Always be up to play a game.
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                                      Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                      Saw 2
                                      If you kidnap other people and put them in a room, you can be sure the big boss will tell.
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                                        Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                        Saw
                                        When preparing an 'actual shithole' for (at least) two people to die, remember to buy a brand new clock.
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                                          Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                          Shooting a tiger's worse a crime than shooting your parents.
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                                            Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                            Dinosaurs don't like it when you run out of film.
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                                              Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                              This film does not rip-off King Kong AT ALL!
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                                                Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                If you're looking for a girl in a dinosaur island, don't forget to call her by her full name.
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                                                  Posted, 8th June 2010
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                                                  Talent skips a generation.
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                                                    Posted, 8th June 2010
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