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Lovely Bones, The
Seriously? The bad guy died just like that?
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    Other Guys, The
    A lion hunting a tuna in the middle of the ocean just doesn't make sense...
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      Posted, 28th August 2010
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      Other Guys, The
      The sound of Will Ferrell's piss hitting the urinal... it sounds feminine... at least according to Mark Wahlberg...
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        Posted, 28th August 2010
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        Other Guys, The
        Passing naughty messages using your grandmother as the messenger is just plain wrong...
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          Other Guys, The
          Batman is now in charge of the police department...
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            Posted, 28th August 2010
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            Other Guys, The
            I never actually thought learning something out of sarcasm could come in handy...
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              Posted, 28th August 2010
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              Other Guys, The
              Pimps don't cry? Really?
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                Other Guys, The
                If you're in a room full of bad guys with guns shooting at you... the chances of you getting out alive are still high. Very high...
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                  Posted, 28th August 2010
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                  Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
                  The only reason superman has superpowers is because he's vegan...
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                    Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
                    There's a reason why she never calls it "7 evil ex-boyfriends"... She was once bi-curious...
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                      Posted, 28th August 2010
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                      Salt
                      Everyone who works for the American government is a Russian spy... except of course if he or she is black...
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                        Posted, 12th August 2010
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                        Inception
                        The most resilient parasite is "an idea"!
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                          Posted, 30th July 2010
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                          Predators
                          Predators understand English but can't speak it.
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                            Posted, 14th July 2010
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                            Predators
                            Never trust the least threatening individual in your group, especially when he claims he's a doctor. He might probably be a murdering nutcase.
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                              Posted, 14th July 2010
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                              Predators
                              The sight of brutally killing a predator is actually child-friendly. All that slime oozing around is kinda cute. Cute in a brutal way, that is.
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                                Posted, 14th July 2010
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                                Tenacious D in 'The Pick of Destiny'
                                even Satan has no authority in turning down a rock face-off. It's the rules. Even the devil has to abide by them.
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                                  Posted, 8th July 2010
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                                  I Love You Phillip Morris
                                  The easiest way to fake your own death is to be in prison.
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                                    Posted, 8th July 2010
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                                    She's Out of My League
                                    its okay to pre-ejaculate during foreplay as long as it's Alice Eve that's grinding on top of you. doing this on any other woman would be an embarrassment.
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                                      Posted, 4th July 2010
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                                      Karate Kid (2010), The
                                      If your wife and child die in a car accident, the only acceptable job left for you is to be a utility man.
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                                        Posted, 30th June 2010
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                                        Legion
                                        don't be intimidated by angels. God only gave them the power of flight and immortality. Cut off their wings and they would make a perfect victim for a serial killer to bring home to.
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                                          Posted, 30th June 2010
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                                          Legion
                                          Theological fact: Only 2 archangels out of 7 can walk the earth with their actual physical form. The rest of the 5 archangels and other types of angels need a human host to possess.
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                                            Posted, 30th June 2010
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                                            Legion
                                            Apparently, God needs an archangel to prove something that "He" is already suppose to know... and when Michael proved his point... I bet God said "I already know that, i was just playin' with ya'."
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                                            • 2nd July 2010 by kaizar
                                              thanks for the vote and comment... im a fan of your submissions of quotes in this site too... great funny stuff... =)
                                            • 2nd July 2010 by TiffYG2133
                                              This made me laugh so hard!!!
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                                            Posted, 30th June 2010
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                                            Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
                                            never ask sub-zero for help... he wont appear again... never employ scorpion.... he will wont appear again either...
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                                              Posted, 28th June 2010
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                                              Karate Kid (2010), The
                                              I'm sure Chinese people wont be disappointed if a black kid defeats all their young martial artists in their own martial arts...
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                                                Posted, 28th June 2010
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                                                Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
                                                BARAKA has a special ability to turn into SCORPION right before he falls into a pit of fire after being defeated by LIU KANG... seriously... go check it out in slow mo...
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                                                  Posted, 28th June 2010
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