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All supermax prisons have secret escape pods that nobody but the hero knows about.
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    Posted, 2nd September 2012
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    Lockout
    Little transmission fairies cut transmissions. Just so you know.
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      Lockout
      When you come across a device labeled "voice sensor," be sure to say something, you know, just to see if it blows up.
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        Posted, 2nd September 2012
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        Lockout
        Nitrogen poisoning can only be corrected with a needle through the eye into the brain.
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          When all of your oxygen has been depleted, shoot yourself in the head. It will magically create more oxygen for the other person in the room.
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            Posted, 2nd September 2012
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            Lockout
            Nonsensical gravity generators are nonsensical.
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              Lockout
              Inertia is optional when weightless in space.
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                All science-types wear lab coats. All the time.
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                  Lockout
                  If you're a kidnap victim in a prison and a guy in tactical armor breaks in, he must be a criminal. Go ahead and attack him.
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                    Prison regulations don't need to be followed. What are the odds that a prisoner will find the gun tucked in your sock?
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                      Lockout
                      A prison's sleeping gas should be kept under a keypad system. After all, if the prisoners escape, there will be plenty of time to type it in.
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                        Lockout
                        When designing a prison, make sure that one person under duress can easily release all the prisoners.
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                          Iron Man
                          The USA is responsible for shooting down all unknown aircraft over the Middle East.
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                            Skyline
                            If you ever wondered what Independence Day would have been like without all the interesting characters and plot development... here you go!
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                              Independence day - interesting characters and plot development - really?
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                            Posted, 14th May 2011
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                            Skyline
                            If you're the only black guy in an action film, it doesn't matter how well known you are... you won't make it to the end alive.
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                              Posted, 14th May 2011
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                              Skyline
                              Luke Skywalker would have dropped a heavy door on that alien.
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                                Posted, 14th May 2011
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                                Skyline
                                Some movies should have been video games instead.
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                                  Posted, 14th May 2011
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                                  Skyline
                                  The safest place you can think of is the top floor of a skyscraper with giant glass windows.
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                                    Posted, 14th May 2011
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                                    Skyline
                                    Orange brains are on your side.
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                                      Posted, 14th May 2011
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                                      Expendables, The
                                      If someone is holding a hostage and says, "Put your guns down," don't do it. If you do, they'll just shoot you. Instead, shoot like crazy from the hip for accuracy.
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                                        Posted, 23rd April 2011
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                                        Expendables, The
                                        It takes a lot of action heroes to make Jet Li look like a wimp.
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                                          Posted, 23rd April 2011
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                                          Expendables, The
                                          Watching martial artists fight is way cooler than watching an aging actor fight a pro wrestler.
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                                            Posted, 23rd April 2011
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                                            Expendables, The
                                            Everything on the island explodes. Just so you know.
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                                              Posted, 23rd April 2011
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                                              Paycheck
                                              Despite not being able to leave the compound or make or receive external calls, our hero is able to make restaurant reservations, buy a motorcycle, and buy a $90 million lottery ticket.
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                                                Posted, 3rd April 2011
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                                                Paycheck
                                                When a highly attractive blonde shows up for your lunch reservation, you can be reasonably sure it's NOT Uma Thurman.
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                                                  Posted, 3rd April 2011
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