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Robocop 3
Metal grates are easily bent.
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    Posted, 2nd February 2011
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    Robocop 3
    If you're being followed by the police, throw money into the street and let the street hockey team slow them down.
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      Posted, 2nd February 2011
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      Robocop 3
      If you want to know where RoboCop is, drive around and listen for explosions.
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        Robocop 3
        Pimp car engines are impervious to gunfire and explosives.
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          Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
          Ah, so you thought an ancient Persian film couldn't involve a shootout scene? Well you were WRONG!
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            Posted, 28th December 2010
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            Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
            When jumping from several stories, 24 inches of water will easily break your fall.
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              Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
              When looking for an action hero, who better than the guy from "Brokeback Mountain?" And if that guy isn't available, get the other guy.
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                Posted, 28th December 2010
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                Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
                When making a movie and you claim to have a princess of vast beauty, make sure that the shot that immediately follows isn't her at her ugliest.
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                  Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
                  Persian royalty were actually white guys.
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                    Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
                    All enemy troops must march out in rank and file, shouting, "Hut hut hut hut!"
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                      Posted, 28th December 2010
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                      Tron
                      Flynn's really smart and all, but maybe he should have tried: COMMAND: UNINSTALL ...I mean, wouldn't that be easier?
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                        Posted, 28th December 2010
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                        Even Sark likes to play Pac-Man.
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                          Text to voice technology has apparently suffered greatly over the past thirty years.
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                            Posted, 27th December 2010
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                            If one can obtain a dot matrix print-out claiming that they wrote Microsoft Word, one automatically becomes CEO of Microsoft.
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                              Posted, 27th December 2010
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                              Characterization is unnecessary when you have cutting edge graphics!
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                                Posted, 27th December 2010
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                                It's amazing how much the servers in 1982 look like washing machines today. Heck, modern day washing machines probably have more computing power.
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                                  Posted, 27th December 2010
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                                  Tron
                                  Physics in a virtual world are exactly like real world physics... except when they're not.
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                                    Posted, 27th December 2010
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                                    Users sit in front of their computers waiting for their programs to contact them in real-time.
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                                      Posted, 27th December 2010
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                                      When helping an ex-employee hack into your company's system, don't bother using just any computer console. Use the one sitting right in front of the dubious laser technology.
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                                        Posted, 27th December 2010
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                                        If someone doesn't trust you at first, give 'em a big "Come on, man..." That should be enough.
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                                          Posted, 27th December 2010
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                                          Female programs will kiss any guy who glows.
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                                            Posted, 27th December 2010
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                                            Ninja Assassin
                                            Her heart is special!
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                                              Posted, 9th December 2010
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                                              Ninja Assassin
                                              It's generally better to slice your enemies in half or cut off their heads. If you try to just stab them in their heart, they'll probably just have a birth defect that moves their heart somewhere else.
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                                                Posted, 9th December 2010
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                                                Ninja Assassin
                                                Burning buildings are silent.
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                                                  Ninja Assassin
                                                  Ninja masters can teleport at superhuman speed.
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                                                    Posted, 9th December 2010
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