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Ninja Assassin
All Wachowski films eventually become The Matrix.
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    Posted, 9th December 2010
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    Ninja Assassin
    Ninja hideouts regularly burst into flame.
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      Ninja Assassin
      All ninjas speak English. So do all Germans.
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        Ninja Assassin
        Ninjas are full of 73 gallons of virtual blood that does not pool, stain, or even exist once it exits the body.
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          Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
          Don't bother outlining the background of the Sword of Gryffindor. The next movie will cover it.
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            Posted, 20th November 2010
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            Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
            In spite of awesome magical powers, it's still better to be lucky than good.
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              Posted, 20th November 2010
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              Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
              You'd think a wizard would have some sort of spell that could warm up a frozen pond to a nice comfy bath water temperature.
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                Posted, 20th November 2010
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                Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
                If you have the magic to break a nice clean hole in the ice of a frozen pool, it might be a good idea to break all the ice. That way, there won't be any danger of your becoming trapped below it.
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                  Posted, 20th November 2010
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                  Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
                  When trying to find something below a frozen pond, don't bother walking to the closest shore- just stroll on out onto the cracking ice.
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                    Posted, 20th November 2010
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                    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
                    When running from bloodthirsty Death Eaters, our heroes can run while casting a myriad of spells over their shoulders. When attacked by simple bounty hunters, however, they're speechless with fear.
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                      Posted, 20th November 2010
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                      Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
                      Weasley weddings have bouncers.
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                        Posted, 20th November 2010
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                        Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
                        Creepy orbs are the best way to send bad news.
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                        • 7th December 2010 by Muse
                          'Talking Patronus' to be exact.
                        • 7th December 2010 by Muse
                          It's actually a Patronus Charm sent by Kingsley Shacklebolt. Although in the book it takes the form of a lynx.
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                        Posted, 20th November 2010
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                        Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
                        Magic makes some pretty impressive tents, but very weird houses.
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                        • 25th November 2010 by Andershp
                          It's not the magic's fault, it's just the magicians who have bad taste!
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                        Posted, 20th November 2010
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                        Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
                        When hiding from powerful evil wizards who are searching high and low for you using every resource they can muster, your best bet is to remain in an island nation which is smaller than the state of Florida.
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                          Posted, 20th November 2010
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                          Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
                          If you're about to be captured by a group of bad guys and you have the power of teleportation, don't bother- just run away.
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                          • 4th May 2011 by Meushell
                            They don't confuse people who don't read the books as often as people seem to think. I read the books, but my family hasn't. Very rarely do they ask me to explain something.
                          • 11th January 2011 by NateSean
                            Muse: Actually, Ron and Harry are over 17 now, so the trace no longer works on them. Not sure if they mentioned that in the movie, but once the trace is gone the Ministry has no way of tracking you if you break the law with magic. Otherwise there'd be a lot of unregistered Animagi rotting in Azkaban.
                          • 8th January 2011 by Muse
                            Hermione is the only one that earned her apparating license. If Ron or Harry apparated I'm pretty sure that the Ministry of Magic would know and therefore be able to find them. Of course the film fails to mention this even though it was in the book.
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                          Posted, 20th November 2010
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                          Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
                          When using decoys to disguise your hero, always send him with the man who has been protecting him from the beginning. THAT won't be predictable.
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                            Posted, 20th November 2010
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                            Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
                            Shouldn't wizard convenience stores sell replacement wands?
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                            • 5th December 2010 by MusicManD
                              Sure, but why not Bic brand disposable emergency wands?
                            • 29th November 2010 by TigerLily
                              It's hard though, since the wand chooses the wizard, and no two wands are the same.
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                            Posted, 20th November 2010
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                            Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
                            A "Potter" movie without Maggie Smith and almost completely devoid of Alan Rickman feels less classy, somehow.
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                              Posted, 20th November 2010
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                              Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
                              Harry looks pretty terrible with a 5 o clock shadow.
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                                Posted, 20th November 2010
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                                Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
                                When three teenagers have just apparently killed two adult men in your cafe, don't bother calling the police. It will sort itself out.
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                                  Posted, 20th November 2010
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                                  Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
                                  Snow and Christmas carols means it MUST be Christmas Eve... unless it's the middle of November...
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                                    Posted, 20th November 2010
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                                    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
                                    If you want to capture your nemesis, transform your snake into an old woman. Then instead of instantly alerting you, have your snake lure the hero back to an old house. Surely he won't escape.
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                                      Posted, 20th November 2010
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                                      Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
                                      A golden snitch is like a puppy. When you chase it, it runs away, but when you ignore it, it follows right behind you.
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                                        Posted, 20th November 2010
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                                        Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
                                        Muggle parents will never question those pictures on their mantle of... well, their mantle.
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                                        • 30th October 2014 by zikzak393
                                          Or when the other muggles close to the Grangers ask about their daughter. They'll respond, Hermione, who?
                                        • 21st November 2010 by MusicManD
                                          All those classic memories... "Happy birthday to... who?"
                                        • 21st November 2010 by Meushell
                                          Or why pictures of them are off centered.
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                                        Posted, 20th November 2010
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                                        Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
                                        You don't need to bother explaining important details on screen. Surely the audience will know that eye in the door belonged to somebody previously. They'll read the book, right?
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                                        • 23rd November 2010 by Silver
                                          They certainly better have!
                                        • 20th November 2010 by Eibhlinn Savage
                                          Yeah. And Harry plays with mirror shards because he's probably very vain.
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                                        Posted, 20th November 2010
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