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One Missed Call (2008)
If your friends are dropping like flies due to their cell phones, cancel your subscription and toss the phone. If it should keep returning, just run the hell away.
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    Hitcher, The
    When transfering a killer, its always best to put him in the truck with the most inept and physically inferior cops you can find.
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      Hills Have Eyes, The
      If you see some mutant snacking on your mom's dead body, try to make things simple and shoot him in the head while he's distracted instead of risking death to blow him up in the trailer
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        Hills Have Eyes, The
        Even though ex cops carry guns and act big and bad, they become lousy shots when actually having to fire one.
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          Hills Have Eyes, The
          Getting screwed over by the government gives you the golden ticket to take it out on anyone that crosses your path.
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            Hills Have Eyes, The
            After you get the leg up on the mutant by having their radio to listen in on them, blow your cover by demanding to know why you were attacked. Who needed that element of surprise?
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              Paranormal Activity
              Sometimes the masses deciding what is good get it wrong.
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                Orphan
                If Esther can say with the utmost confidence that you don't know what your hairless little prick is for, pretty much assume that she might not be as old as she says she is
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                  Orphan
                  Dropping the F-bomb on your adoptive mother will cause her to think you're automatically up to no good.
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                    Orphan
                    In order to survive Esther's wrath, Daddy has to like little girls.
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                      Orphan
                      If you're the only one who can see through the sweet kid act, be prepared to jump through hoops to get anyone to listen to you or back you up on it
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                        Orphan
                        For God's sake, whether she's in your class or your adopted sister, leave the weird kid alone!!
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                          Orphan
                          The psychologist in this movie must have gotten her degree at Quacks R Us. She couldn't recognize the signs of a sociopath or try to delve deeper as to why the little girl's mother thinks she needs psychological help than taking her word for it.
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                            Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                            Despite the pulling Bella out of depression and saving her life on numerous occasions and giving her a hell of a show with all those flashes of his body, Jacob SHOULD HAVE KNOWN it would always be Edward!!
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                              Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                              If you throw Bella into a glass table, abandon her in the middle of forest at night, torture her with images of your face as she tries to move on, give her horrible nightmares, go to Italy to get yourself killed and have her risk her own life to save yours, then be prepared to have her for life!
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                                Strangers, The
                                The appeal of houses in the middle of nowhere has just plummeted
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                                  Strangers, The
                                  It makes more sense to take your gun and look for three killers as opposed to staying in the room with the gun and letting them find you so you can blow off their heads the first chance you can get
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                                    Independence Day
                                    If the Aliens had uploaded the Norton anti virus, we'd be sh*t out of luck!
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                                      Independence Day
                                      Bill Pulman should deliver more motivational speeches.
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                                        Legion
                                        During a lockdown situation, always expect one hysterical person to try to "give them what they want" as a way to bargain for their lives.
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                                          Legion
                                          Regardless of the "this is not a test" sign on the TV, the havoc being created outside, and the Archangel Michael telling you that the angels are possessing people in an attempt to exterminate mankind, Bob has an awful lot of trouble reading the writing on the wall
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                                            A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
                                            When Freddy Krueger, the dream demon, makes himself look like the victim in your son's nightmare, please have something to back up your shoot-first-ask-questions-later actions because he might just be convincing enough for your son to hysterically accuse you of murder and go off and do something stupid.
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                                              A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
                                              When you say F**k you to the guy who used to abuse you as a kid, expect him to perversely wisecrack at your expense.
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                                                Red Eye
                                                Jackson takes personal offense when you order something other than your usual Seabreeze
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                                                  Red Eye
                                                  Apparently, you can head butt, threaten, sound like a dick, and make a woman cry numerous times without drawing any attention to yourself to anyone within earshot.
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