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Last Airbender, The
M.Night Shyamalan is so done. His only good movie was the sixth sense. Everyone knows it. Why are we still pretending this fool knows how to direct a major motion picture? Anyone? Anyone at all? I thought so, its just that like me, none of you give a $hit, and may even still find his awkward attempts amusing, in a 'can't look away from the train wreck' mentality. PS. just a side note, wasn't the main character supposed to be Asian???
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    Posted, 9th July 2010
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    Platoon
    The Lt. Did know what Elias was talking was about, he knew exactly what the Fu@ck Elias was talking about...
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      Posted, 5th July 2010
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      Platoon
      Elias was a waterwalker..
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        Posted, 5th July 2010
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        Platoon
        Charlie Sheen will NOT be getting a medic for sargent Barnes...
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          Posted, 5th July 2010
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          Rampage (2009)
          100 things I learned from movies is using the wrong box picture for this rampage movie, their using the picture from the movie rampage from the 90's. This new movie rampage from 2010 should have a picture of the kid in the helmet and body armor... Just an observation, cheers!
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            Posted, 5th July 2010
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            Apparently, you can shoot the girl you supposedly love in the head, then, an hour latter, joke about killing people with the super spy scientologist because now your a member of the secret spy club, and have a .50 desert eagle as your own service weapon...!
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              Posted, 5th July 2010
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              Apparently, snorting the uncut cocaine you got from the Chinese restraunts ceiling, will only mess up your sight and hearing for about 5min.
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                Posted, 5th July 2010
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                Diplomatic air mail stickers are the bomb. And are the last word when comes to determining what products are allowed into a country at any given time...
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                  Posted, 5th July 2010
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                  Even though they're on a top secret mission, the lead spy will always have enough time to stop so he can engage in anal sex with French hookers...
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                    Posted, 5th July 2010
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                    Make sure you don't answer the phone with the wrong password, otherwise the super spy scientologist will shoot you in the head...
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                      Posted, 5th July 2010
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                      This movie was a crock of sh@it from the get go... But not nearly as bad as 97's Batman and Robin. I actual shuddered saying that, but I digress... John Travolta is part of cult known as Scientology.
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                        Posted, 3rd July 2010
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                        Blowing up half of Paris is normal, never attracts unwanted attention.
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                          Posted, 3rd July 2010
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                          Stealing a police car in front of the police will never ever make them chase you...
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                            Posted, 3rd July 2010
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                            Spud uses gum or staplers to fix electronic devises to furniture.
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                              Posted, 3rd July 2010
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                              You can become a member of a secret spy agency with little or no training whatsoever...
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                                Posted, 3rd July 2010
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                                Apparently, a metal detector will be set off by guns and the like, but not the metal in a suicide bombers vest!
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                                  Posted, 3rd July 2010
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                                  If a suicide bomber is on his way to blow up your motorcade, by all means, ask the American diplomat whether or not you should alter course... Because security experts will always defer to a politician's expertise and not their years of training...
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                                    Posted, 3rd July 2010
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                                    It's cool to walk around Paris with a vase full of uncut cocaine. That kind of stuff happens there everyday...
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                                      Posted, 3rd July 2010
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                                      Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                                      Wow, another vampire series, except this one features teenagers who twinkle in the sunlight, or is it tinkle? At any rate, the idiot doctor from nurse Jackie will be there dad, the tool from Harry potter will be the boyfriend, and that annoying little fool Dakota ' I can't act to save my life' fanning will be there as well... Boy, sign me up with all the teenage girls who don't have a life and hang on every detail of this moronic seris...
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                                        Posted, 3rd July 2010
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                                        Serenity
                                        When 6ft 4, 250lb Jayne is talking to you, you better listen, cause he's really mad, although all it will take to make him leave you alone, is the words 'you want to leave' from the little 120lb African chick in the corner, who just happens to be the only other survivor from Mals paltoon in the battle of serenity valley... WHATEVER!
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                                          Posted, 3rd July 2010
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                                          Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
                                          This is not the stupidest movie ever made, close, but not quite, gay perry made me chuckle once or twice...
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                                            Posted, 3rd July 2010
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                                            Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
                                            Old transformers need a cane to get around even though their supposed to be an robotic lifeform so advanced, they can travel through space and time. And that our understanding of there technology pales like a baby trying to understand nuclear fisson... But hey, who's counting tiny inconcistenices like that?
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                                              Posted, 3rd July 2010
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                                              Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
                                              This is not the stupidest movie ever made, close, but not quite, gay Perry made me chuckle once or twice...
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                                                Posted, 3rd July 2010
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                                                Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
                                                Even though Harry Potter is supposed to be this boy genius with magic, he still cant seem to muster up enough bad will to punish the ones who just killed his mentor and only father figure, whom he loved like a father!
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                                                  Posted, 3rd July 2010
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                                                  Knight and Day
                                                  Cameron Diaz is not an old washed up cougar, er...whoops...
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                                                    Posted, 3rd July 2010
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