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28 Days Later
The only way you can become a brave man is to know your girlfriend prolly get's raped...
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    Predator
    The only way to get predator's attention is to cut your chest with a knife...
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      Kill Bill Volume 1
      In order to make a hipster movie you will have to add the word "Volume" instead of simply 1,2,3
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        Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
        Gener Wilder is crazy.
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          Fifth Element, The
          In the future the best spy gadgets are cockroaches...
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            Fifth Element, The
            A perfect woman will only fall in love with a perfect man.
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              Beetlejuice
              In order to be a good preppy school girl who does all her homework you must live an extraordinary experience...
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                Beetlejuice
                Alec Baldwin has a big butt.
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                  Beetlejuice
                  Valium really works good.
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                    Kate & Leopold
                    If you are a classy & intelligent woman you must time-travel in order to get the man of your dreams.
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                      Demolition Man
                      Taco Bell has great advertising advisors.
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                        Across the Universe
                        The best singer in this movie is the old guy singing "Revolution"...
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                          Interview with the Vampire
                          It's okay kissing little girls on the mouth and drinking rat's blood.
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                            Interview with the Vampire
                            In other centuries a teenager was already a man, having his own plantations of shit , fighting in bars and having encounters with prostitutes. Nothing has changed...
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                              Queen of the Damned
                              The queen of all pale vampires is african-american.
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                                Actually, technically Akasha was never American.
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                              Jerry Maguire
                              It's okay to leave your job to follow a nervous-break-down-egocentric-confused man, because maybe he will fall in love for you.
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                                Jerry Maguire
                                Dont speak your mind in a work memorandum...
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                                  August Rush
                                  Oliver twist can play music!
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                                    Terminator 2: Judgement Day
                                    The moment you see something really strange like a policeman that melts into silver mercury shit, always drop your cigarette out of your mouth...
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                                      Little Mermaid, The
                                      If you want to get your prince charming you will have to abandon your family and drastically change your body.
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                                        Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
                                        John Connor looks like Schwarzenegger instead of Reese's.
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                                          Se7en
                                          The assistant takes longer to put the wired microphone on Pitt's naked chest instead of Freeman's.
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                                            Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
                                            Wayne Szalinski forgets to say Mazel tov when he breaks the bottle with his foot...
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                                              Home Alone
                                              Macauly Kulkin is smarter than JOE PESCI...
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                                                Swimfan
                                                Intelligent & talented girls must be psychos...
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