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Adjustment Bureau, The
Never trust anyone with a hat.
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Paranormal Activity 2
If all a demon wants is your first born male child, just give it to him. You'll save yourself a world of headache. You can always make more.
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Black Swan
Military helicopters can find a pilot's girlfriend ANYWHERE! Even in complete darkness and devastation.
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  • 1st March 2011 by KDubbz
    Hit the wrong movie link. Sorry!
  • 14th February 2011 by ryan corderman
    This sounds like a scene in Michael Bay's Black Swan...
  • 13th February 2011 by AKenjiB
    Are you sure that you're talking about Black Swan?
Green Hornet, The
People die from bee stings.
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  • 27th January 2011 by ryan corderman
    I have seen this movie. It was a joke on how the killer made it look like the father died from a Bee sting. It was just a joke. But yeah I only post learnings of films I have seen.
  • 27th January 2011 by Doctor G
    The killer made it look like the father had died from a bee sting. Ryan, I love that you're having fun with this site. But it looks like you are putting in learnings without actually seeing the movie.
  • 17th January 2011 by ryan corderman
    I was told that his father is killed by a "bee sting"
  • 17th January 2011 by Doctor G
    Indeed people do die from bee stings. But nobody in this movie does.
Eight Legged Freaks
Bret is clearly not a cool guy. He watched the truck explode instead of turning around and walking away.
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  • 19th January 2011 by ryan corderman
    I guess he didn't have cool guy errands to run. lol
Green Hornet, The
People who own newspapers own mansions!
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  • 17th January 2011 by ryan corderman
    Oops my bad I ment own lol sorry.
  • 17th January 2011 by Doctor G
    People who own newspapers own mansions. We didn't see where any writers live.
Social Network, The
It's better to be accused of Necrophilia over animal cruelty.
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  • 16th January 2011 by ryan corderman
    Yeah I always watched that scene and was like "The fuck? SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING!" but no matter how hard I yelled at the DVD no one would :'(
  • 15th January 2011 by ekedolphin
    It's pretty telling how, in "Men in Black", how the cynical New Yorkers were still standing there in shock and getting ready to intervene when K was interrogating the dog-alien.
Last Exorcism, The
If you are going to go out to kill a cat, get naked first.
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  • 8th January 2011 by ryan corderman
    You wouldn't want to get blood on your nice night gown would you?
True Grit (2010)
The best defense against someone stealing a kiss from you while you sleep is to be ugly.
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  • 2nd January 2011 by ryan corderman
    Yeah this scene kind of creeped me out a little. I mean Matt Damon is just sitting in that room watching her sleep then says he was thinking of stealing a kiss, all I could think is that I hope Chris Hansen from To Catch A Predator shows up. LOL
Step Up 3D
Samarai's were a bunch of white guys.
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  • 1st January 2011 by ryan corderman
    SRV yeah I clicked it and all that shows up is my name it like completely disappeared.
  • 8th August 2010 by ryan corderman
    @agentdc7 I clicked it and it just disappeared all it is showing is my name.
  • 8th August 2010 by agentdc7
    You can edit your comment by clicking on it.
  • 5th August 2010 by ryan corderman
    I meant Samurais sorry.
Fat chicks need love too.
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Tron: Legacy
If your dad has been gone most of your life he is probably just stuck in a video game.
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  • 17th December 2010 by ryan corderman
    HAHAHA good one AHA
  • 17th December 2010 by AHA
    And that game is probably World of Warcraft :)
Somewhere in stone it is written that Mark Strong can NEVER play a good guy.
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  • 30th November 2010 by ryan corderman
    LOL I so agree with you AHA. Mark Strong is insanely good as a bad guy I was just pointing it out lol.
  • 30th November 2010 by AHA
    Well he is one of few actors I consider to be pretty good and entertaining. The thing is that he plays the role convincingly. Do you really want him to be in some cheesy love scene? Or some over the top die hard action hero? No thanks
Cynic showed his insecurity with his overly angry response and Ryan just missed it altogether ;)
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  • 28th November 2010 by ryan corderman
    Oh ok lol thanks man.
  • 28th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
    BTW your posts are great Ryan!
  • 28th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
    Yes, apologies if I sounded harsh, but I thought rewarding Cynic's angry response missed something. ;)
  • 26th November 2010 by ryan corderman
    Missed what? You are talking about me right?
Road, The
Finger banging in church is totaly acceptable.
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School of Rock, The
Let the gay kid be the fashion designer!
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  • 1st December 2010 by TiffYG2133
    I highly doubt the film makers were thinking "lets portray this kid as a metro-sexual" even though they didn't specify if the kid was gay or not they sure made it seem that way - his likes and dislikes, way of speaking and moving, fondness of sewing, etc. Who really cares, this site is supposed to be a funny site where we poke fun at movies and that is what I'm doing!
  • 27th November 2010 by SWCjunkie1234
    who was the gay kid
  • 24th November 2010 by ryan corderman
    LOL dude it was a joke. I don't care what the hell the kid is or isn't.
  • 23rd November 2010 by AKenjiB
    Have you guys ever heard of the term Metrosexual? Just because someone is flamboyant doesn't make them gay
  • 23rd November 2010 by ryan corderman
    Did it really have to?
  • 23rd November 2010 by AKenjiB
    The movie never said that he was gay
Last Exorcism, The
Pastors like making beds shake.
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RED = Retired Extremely Dangerous
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  • 9th November 2010 by ryan corderman
    LOL thanks!
  • 9th November 2010 by Fost
    Good job, you got the movie's name right.
You can call anything a true story and people will buy it!
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  • 31st October 2010 by ryan corderman
    OH! OK that makes sense. Thanks for correcting me.
  • 31st October 2010 by AKenjiB
    The book was inspired and loosely based on the women that Sapphire met while working as a literacy teacher, but it is not based on one specific true story or one person.
  • 30th October 2010 by ryan corderman
    I read interviews with the writer Sapphire were she claimed this was a true story.
  • 30th October 2010 by AKenjiB
    Um, it's not a true story. No one ever said it was
If you make a great original horror movie Hollywood will feel the need to remake it a year later because people are too fucking stupid to just read subtitles.
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  • 27th October 2010 by ryan corderman
    HAHA great one IanM1986 you should post that as a regular learning on here.
  • 26th October 2010 by IanM1986
    Bonus Learning: Subtitles scare more people than horror movies. Reading = Evil!
  • 20th October 2010 by ryan corderman
    And yet make it not as good.
  • 20th October 2010 by agentdc7
    And make it in almost in the exact same way.
Spirit, The
Black guys are allowed to be Nazis.
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  • 20th October 2010 by ryan corderman
    Maybe Scarlet Johansson forgot to mention it to him.
  • 20th October 2010 by AKenjiB
    Yeah I never understood that. What kind of a black guy would idolize Hitler? Did he not know that he was black or something like that?
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
All evil people end their calls with "Laterz!"
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003), The
Jessica Biel is hot.
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  • 15th October 2010 by ryan corderman
  • 15th October 2010 by agentdc7
    Man, her wardrobe in this movie really brought out her figure.
Remember Me
September 11Th came at an inconvenient time for Robert Pattinson.
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  • 26th September 2010 by ryan corderman
    No problem, Glad I could help.
  • 26th September 2010 by AKenjiB
    Oh I only had 6 listings. Thank you
  • 26th September 2010 by ryan corderman
    Here is a step by step of the process. 1. Check the Search box in the top right hand corner. If the title doesn't show up then you can add a list, 2. Click on start a list, 3. you add the title for the film you want to add, 4. you must submit a minimum of 8 learning's before you can submit. 5. When you have done all these steps and you have added your first 8 learning's then you can scroll down to the bottom of the page where you will see a button that says "start a new list." click it and instantly the list will be added to the site. Eventually the people who run this site add posters to the listing. Hope this could be of help for you, and welcome to the site!
  • 26th September 2010 by AKenjiB
    How do you start a new list? I got to the start a list section, but I cant submit it
Road House
Some girls can get nipple to nipple without help from you.
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  • 25th September 2010 by ryan corderman
    LOL the guy who said that line is my second cousin Kenny who goes by the stage name Frank Noon. LOL

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