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Friends With Benefits
Didn't Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman just do this movie?
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  • 23rd July 2014 by smartguy360
    ya but theirs sucked compared to this one
  • 16th November 2011 by Alaurien
    indeed :P
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Posted, 16th November 2011
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Hobo With A Shotgun
The reason a girl's pussy is wet is because somewhere out there a mans dick is thirsty.
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    Posted, 16th August 2011
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    Inception
    Not just anyone can design dreams. It takes more than drawing a square maze. Oh you can draw circle mazes?
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      Posted, 28th October 2011
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      Paranormal Activity 3
      Demons likes to ruin sex tapes.
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        Posted, 21st October 2011
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        Paranormal Activity 3
        Demons like to sneak up behind you, dressed in a sheet, just to make a Houdini and disappear.
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          Posted, 21st October 2011
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          Paranormal Activity 3
          Like the first two movies, we will have one person who will provoke the demon with cameras, and another who refuses to watch the tapes and believe in ghosts.
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            Posted, 21st October 2011
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            Paranormal Activity 3
            Demons have regular names like Toby.
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              Posted, 21st October 2011
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              See No Evil (2006)
              The prisoners on the bus are most likely to start fights and call each other names.
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                Posted, 12th October 2011
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                See No Evil (2006)
                The animal rights activist who has sex is most likely to fall down from a hotel and break her bone and then get mauled by dogs.
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                  Posted, 12th October 2011
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                  See No Evil (2006)
                  Black people are very good at picking locks.
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                    Posted, 12th October 2011
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                    Drive
                    If you got beaten up by some thugs, tell your problem to a neighbour that has a crush on your wife. He might be helpful.
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                      Posted, 11th October 2011
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                      Drive
                      Adopting a nurturing voice after slashing someone's wrists makes it all better.
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                        Posted, 11th October 2011
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                        Drive
                        Jail lenders charge unreasonable interest rates.
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                          Posted, 11th October 2011
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                          Drive
                          Poor Christina Hendricks was just doing as she was told.
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                            Posted, 26th September 2011
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                            Drive
                            Ron Perlman wouldn't be able to find pussy in a whorehouse.
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                              Posted, 26th September 2011
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                              Drive
                              Nobody will notice if you're movie's tagline is exactly the same as the tagline for No Country for Old Men
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                                Posted, 25th September 2011
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                                Drive
                                Albert Brooks has always wanted to see his name on the side of a car.
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                                  Posted, 22nd September 2011
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                                  Drive
                                  It's totally normal to wear high heels to a Pawn Shop robbery.
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                                    Posted, 18th September 2011
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                                    Drive
                                    Always plan your escapes around basketball games.
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                                      Posted, 13th October 2011
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                                      Drive
                                      Sewer runoffs double for parks.
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                                        Posted, 26th September 2011
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                                        Drive
                                        Always kiss the woman you love deeply and passionately BEFORE you stomp a goon's face into the floor.
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                                        • 22nd March 2012 by Eibhlinn Savage
                                          yeah... after it could kill the mood. lol
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                                        Posted, 21st September 2011
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                                        Drive
                                        He's the bad guy cuz he's a shark. There are no good sharks.
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                                          Posted, 18th September 2011
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                                          Drive
                                          Strippers won't care if their boss gets his hand smashed repeatedly with a hammer by a psycho in a vintage jacket.
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                                            Posted, 18th September 2011
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                                            Drive
                                            Blood soaked jackets go unnoticed in L.A.
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                                              Posted, 18th September 2011
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                                              Drive
                                              When you're about to get killed and you're at the beach, might as well go for a swim.
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                                                Posted, 18th September 2011
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