The Snarky Movie Website

We've lovingly mined 1,939 movies for 54,195 learnings

Our Member, ryan corderman

ryan corderman has learned 2463 things!
ryan corderman has started 222 lists
ryan corderman has left 88 comments
ryan corderman has 1668 favorite learnings

Learnings / Comments / @Comments / Favorites

Drive Angry
"Aim for their tires." is police talk for "Aim for there heads."
(0) Comments
    Please login to start commenting.
    Posted, 10th March 2011
    by ryan corderman
    1
    Drive Angry
    Nick Cage never disrobes before a gun fight.
    (0) Comments
      Please login to start commenting.
      Posted, 10th March 2011
      by ryan corderman
      1
      Drive Angry
      Nobody ever reaches the end and says "Damn I wish I hadn't fucked so much."
      (0) Comments
        Please login to start commenting.
        Posted, 10th March 2011
        by ryan corderman
        0
        Drive Angry
        Two days is like a decade in horny fucker years.
        (0) Comments
          Please login to start commenting.
          Posted, 10th March 2011
          by ryan corderman
          0
          Drive Angry
          Bad ass mother fuckers are never fast enough.
          (0) Comments
            Please login to start commenting.
            Posted, 6th March 2011
            by ryan corderman
            1
            Rubber
            Tires enjoy watching Nascar races.
            (0) Comments
              Please login to start commenting.
              Posted, 5th March 2011
              by ryan corderman
              0
              Rubber
              Do not interrupt a tire's shower.
              (0) Comments
                Please login to start commenting.
                Posted, 5th March 2011
                by ryan corderman
                0
                Rubber
                Tires like getting a good blow-job.
                (0) Comments
                  Please login to start commenting.
                  Posted, 5th March 2011
                  by ryan corderman
                  0
                  Rubber
                  Tire > Bunny
                  (0) Comments
                    Please login to start commenting.
                    Posted, 5th March 2011
                    by ryan corderman
                    1
                    Rubber
                    Tires need to drink too.
                    (0) Comments
                      Please login to start commenting.
                      Posted, 5th March 2011
                      by ryan corderman
                      0
                      Rubber
                      Beer bottles are hard to break.
                      (0) Comments
                        Please login to start commenting.
                        Posted, 5th March 2011
                        by ryan corderman
                        0
                        Rubber
                        The Texas Chainsaw Massacre has a severe lack of bathroom scenes.
                        (0) Comments
                          Please login to start commenting.
                          Posted, 5th March 2011
                          by ryan corderman
                          0
                          Rubber
                          There was no reason for E.T. to be brown.
                          (0) Comments
                            Please login to start commenting.
                            Posted, 5th March 2011
                            by ryan corderman
                            0
                            Rango
                            Even though it's 2011 animals have not advanced past the late 1800's.
                            (0) Comments
                              Please login to start commenting.
                              Posted, 5th March 2011
                              by ryan corderman
                              2
                              Rango
                              Coke bottles are the best form of protection from birds.
                              (0) Comments
                                Please login to start commenting.
                                Posted, 5th March 2011
                                by ryan corderman
                                0
                                Rango
                                Owls know how to play bad ass electric guitars.
                                (0) Comments
                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                  Posted, 5th March 2011
                                  by ryan corderman
                                  1
                                  Rango
                                  If yelling for help doesn't work it's time for plan B.
                                  (0) Comments
                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                    Posted, 5th March 2011
                                    by ryan corderman
                                    1
                                    Rango
                                    Lizards don't respond well to having fire burped on them.
                                    (0) Comments
                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                      Posted, 5th March 2011
                                      by ryan corderman
                                      0
                                      Rango
                                      Pet lizards really just want to be actors.
                                      (0) Comments
                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                        Posted, 5th March 2011
                                        by ryan corderman
                                        0
                                        Rango
                                        They make T-shirts in lizard size.
                                        (0) Comments
                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                          Posted, 5th March 2011
                                          by ryan corderman
                                          1
                                          Rango
                                          Birds make good mariachi bands.
                                          (0) Comments
                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                            Posted, 5th March 2011
                                            by ryan corderman
                                            1
                                            Adjustment Bureau, The
                                            The Adjustment Bureau? More like the Cosmic Cock Blockers.
                                            (0) Comments
                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                              Posted, 5th March 2011
                                              by ryan corderman
                                              1
                                              Adjustment Bureau, The
                                              Dresses are Matt Damon's only weakness.
                                              (0) Comments
                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                Posted, 5th March 2011
                                                by ryan corderman
                                                0
                                                Adjustment Bureau, The
                                                Matt Damon is defenseless against dresses.
                                                (0) Comments
                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                  Posted, 5th March 2011
                                                  by ryan corderman
                                                  0
                                                  Adjustment Bureau, The
                                                  It's not at all selfish for you to ruin someone's dreams because you want to be with them.
                                                  (0) Comments
                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                    Posted, 5th March 2011
                                                    by ryan corderman
                                                    0

                                                    Recently Added

                                                    You Like?

                                                    Facebook Friends

                                                    © 2010 - 2019 100ThingsILearned.com • All rights reserved.