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Drive Angry
Your not a hitchhiker unless you have your thumb out.
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    Posted, 26th February 2011
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    Drive Angry
    Hell already is walking the Earth!
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      Posted, 26th February 2011
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      Drive Angry
      You shouldn't shoot Nicolas Cage when he's driving.
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        Kids Are All Right, The
        Allergies be damned, you can't stop a man with gardening in his heart!
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          Posted, 24th February 2011
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          Kids Are All Right, The
          Pissing on dogs is a recreational activity for teenage boys.
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            Posted, 24th February 2011
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            Kids Are All Right, The
            Even lesbians like Locked Up: Abroad!
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              I Am Number Four
              Aliens have the power to travel to our planet and blend in with our people but can't seem to figure out how to reply to any texts they get.
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                Posted, 22nd February 2011
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                I Am Number Four
                If you can only kill them in order then why did the Mogadorians even bother trying to kill number six when she showed up?
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                • 13th August 2011 by cjones29
                  Actually, it's because the Mogadorians don't know which kid is which number, so they pretty much just try attacking any they find.
                • 23rd February 2011 by Eibhlinn Savage
                  Actually that's explained in the book. The charm that stops them from killing these kids out of order stops working when the kids come together, which is why they all have to stay as far away from each other as possible. But Six felt it was time to unite and fight back. Still dumb, but hey... dumbo book, dumb movie.
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                Posted, 22nd February 2011
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                I Am Number Four
                If you don't have hair just tattoo some on!
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                  Posted, 20th February 2011
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                  I Am Number Four
                  You can have a big epic battle with lots of destruction and explosions at a high school and no cops will come investigating whats going on.
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                    Posted, 20th February 2011
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                    I Am Number Four
                    Turns out people react pretty negatively to pictures of them picking there nose.
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                      I Am Number Four
                      People from Toronto are not allowed to be tan.
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                        Posted, 20th February 2011
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                        I Am Number Four
                        Alien monsters eat a lot of Turkeys.
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                          Posted, 20th February 2011
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                          I Am Number Four
                          During Spring small towns set up Halloween-esk haunted houses.
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                            Posted, 20th February 2011
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                            I Am Number Four
                            Dogs will lay down and die only to come back to life moments later.
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                              Posted, 20th February 2011
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                              I Am Number Four
                              The chick who invades everybody's privacy will be pissed if you invade her privacy.
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                                Posted, 20th February 2011
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                                I Am Number Four
                                Flashlight hands count as superpowers.
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                                  Posted, 20th February 2011
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                                  If your dog is seriously wounded he probably doesn't need to see a vet.
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                                    Posted, 20th February 2011
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                                    Showgirls
                                    Everyone has AIDs and shit.
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                                      Posted, 19th February 2011
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                                      Showgirls
                                      MGM is hard to spell backwards.
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                                        Showgirls
                                        Some lap dances leave you unable to walk.
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                                          Showgirls
                                          In America everyone is a gynecologist.
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                                            Showgirls
                                            Nobody wants to fuck a Penny.
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                                              Posted, 19th February 2011
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                                              Showgirls
                                              Some guys like to get kicked in the nuts.
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                                                Showgirls
                                                If you bail a chick out of prison the least she can do is go out for some coffee with you.
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                                                  Posted, 19th February 2011
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