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Change-Up, The
The monarch is just a glorified moth.
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    Change-Up, The
    It's hard to tell if someone is being sarcastic when you're baked.
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      Change-Up, The
      Homeless guys are so thin.
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        Change-Up, The
        Never put your face at the level of a babies ass.
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          Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), The
          Always be sure to brush your human centipede's hair.
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            Posted, 29th October 2011
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            Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), The
            Nothing interrupts a blow job worse than gun shots.
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              Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), The
              Even if you'd rather be fucking a retarded boy, a blow job from a chick will do.
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                Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), The
                Your mom will never like your scrap book.
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                  Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), The
                  Sandpaper is just lube for psychopaths!
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                    Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), The
                    Always play with a child after shooting at him and his parents.
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                      Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), The
                      Don't let the big angry bald guy yelling at you distract you from your meal until he knocks the table over.
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                        Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), The
                        If you talk about making a human centipede, you were probably just abused and touched by your father.
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                          Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), The
                          Your mother will never appreciate The Human Centipede as much as you.
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                            Posted, 29th October 2011
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                            Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), The
                            Scrap booking is the number one hobby of The Human Centipede fans!
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                              Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), The
                              Stop them tears; it only makes daddy's willy harder.
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                                Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), The
                                Don't tell Martin not to look at your girlfriend.
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                                  Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), The
                                  Don't fuck with balding midgets.
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                                    Posted, 29th October 2011
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                                    Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), The
                                    Your job won't care if you spend company time watching The Human Centipede.
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                                      Red State
                                      Jesus won't save Abin Cooper from prison rape.
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                                        Posted, 25th October 2011
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                                        Red State
                                        Don't stand unnaturally close to John Goodman.
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                                          Posted, 25th October 2011
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                                          Red State
                                          Patriot act, bitch.
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                                            Posted, 25th October 2011
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                                            Red State
                                            This isn't September 10th 2001.
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                                              Posted, 25th October 2011
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                                              Red State
                                              One of the downsides to Italy is it's filled with a lot of Italians.
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                                                Posted, 25th October 2011
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                                                Red State
                                                You can be turned gay by touching homosexual saliva.
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                                                  Posted, 25th October 2011
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                                                  The world wide web is the Devil's playground.
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                                                    Posted, 25th October 2011
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