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Red State
You can't turn on the TV nowadays without seeing some jackass waving his privates.
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    Posted, 25th October 2011
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    Red State
    Fender benders are not a bad omen.
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      Posted, 25th October 2011
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      Red State
      When parents block porn sites it causes socially backwards kids.
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        Posted, 25th October 2011
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        Red State
        If you're on local news you're considered famous.
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          Posted, 25th October 2011
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          Red State
          Nazis think Abin Cooper is "nucking futs."
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            Posted, 25th October 2011
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            Red State
            If you're passionate about something your teacher will let you say "assholes" especially if they are in fact assholes.
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              Posted, 25th October 2011
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              Green Lantern
              "To infinity and beyond" is not part of the Green Lantern oath.
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                Posted, 6th July 2011
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                Cedar Rapids
                To make a tiger dance you have to show him a little tit.
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                  Posted, 27th June 2011
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                  Cedar Rapids
                  Gentlemen discuss stuff over bloody marys.
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                    Posted, 27th June 2011
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                    Cedar Rapids
                    Gay marriage is legal in Iowa.
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                      Cedar Rapids
                      I don't trust people with ponytails.
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                        Posted, 27th June 2011
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                        Cedar Rapids
                        Never eat shredded wheat. Which is ironic because shredded wheat is delicious.
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                          Posted, 27th June 2011
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                          Cedar Rapids
                          There is a separation between religion and insurance. It's in the constitution.
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                            Posted, 27th June 2011
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                            Cedar Rapids
                            Insurance agents are heroes.
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                              Posted, 27th June 2011
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                              Cedar Rapids
                              When you are "pre-engaged" you can "pre-pork anything that moves."
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                                Posted, 27th June 2011
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                                Cedar Rapids
                                You can order your root beer with a nipple on it.
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                                  Posted, 27th June 2011
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                                  Cedar Rapids
                                  If a chocolate vanilla love sandwich bothers you just wait until they get to butt fucking.
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                                    Posted, 27th June 2011
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                                    Cedar Rapids
                                    NTS = Not to shabby.
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                                      Posted, 27th June 2011
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                                      Cedar Rapids
                                      L and C = Loud and clear.
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                                        Posted, 27th June 2011
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                                        Cedar Rapids
                                        When an African American man smiles at you, you should run for your life.
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                                          Posted, 27th June 2011
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                                          Cedar Rapids
                                          Barbados smells like chlorine.
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                                            Posted, 27th June 2011
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                                            Cedar Rapids
                                            Heater = Cigarette
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                                              Posted, 27th June 2011
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                                              Cedar Rapids
                                              Butterscotch is much better than a heater.
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                                                Posted, 27th June 2011
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                                                Cedar Rapids
                                                If people think you're going to go places you probably won't.
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                                                  Posted, 27th June 2011
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                                                  Cedar Rapids
                                                  If you run into your old teacher at True Value, you will end up hooking up.
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                                                    Posted, 27th June 2011
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