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Unstoppable
"Spoiler alert: title is misleading" - David Spade
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  • 4th November 2014 by zikzak393
    Stoppable after some tense movie moments!
Blade Runner
Owl's have really weird eyes.
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Machete
Finaly we see Lindsey Lohan naked... for some reason it feels about 6 years to late.
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  • 22nd August 2014 by agentdc7
    Looked like a body double to me. You never see her face, It's covered by all her hair.
Bad Boys
The bologna your eating probably had a name.
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  • 3rd August 2014 by nee
    Actually thirty names...
Friday The 13th (2009)
Black people can't listen to Green Day.
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Friday The 13th (2009)
You can drink your piss.
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Predator
If the Predator will only attack you if you have a weapon then you should totally keep yourself strapped with guns all the time.
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  • 3rd June 2014 by agentdc7
    "How it should have ended" made fun of this. It was hilarious.
Oldboy
Squid makes for some good eating!
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  • 5th January 2014 by agentdc7
    So does octopus.
Fantastic Four
Stan Lee is a mail man on the side.
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  • 13th December 2013 by catmunch1
    Now he's in a nut house, Thor 2.
  • 5th September 2010 by ryan corderman
    Is there anything that man can't do? lol
  • 5th September 2010 by NateSean
    He also lived down the street from Jean Grey when she was a kid.
Karate Kid (2010), The
3-4 weeks of training with Jackie Chan will make you able to beat kids who have been taking Karate lessons all there life!
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  • 13th December 2013 by catmunch1
    kung fuuuuuuuu
Inception
"Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange." I knew it was weird I was having sex with Christina Hendricks! DAMN REALITY!
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  • 11th August 2013 by JoeKerr
    You're going to the special hell :)
Bad Boys 2
Rats fuck like people do.
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  • 10th July 2013 by agentdc7
    Michael Bay loves animal porn.
Taken
Why would Liam tell her to hide under the bed if he knew she was going to be taken? Liam should have just said "Throw the phone under the bed go with the nice kidnappers and I'll see you in like 3 days. HAVE FUN!"
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  • 17th June 2013 by Samson
    awsome!!!
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
The Humuhumunukunukuapua'a is the state fish of Hawaii.
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Dragonball Evolution
There are a lot stupider names then Chi Chi
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  • 16th August 2012 by Max
    Like Yoko Ono.
Human Centipede (First Sequence), The
Every German has a PHD in craziness.
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  • 7th August 2012 by Dora11740
    Okay, that sounds sort of offensive. This is just a movie.
127 Hours
Don't leave your house. Nothing good ever comes of it.
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  • 4th April 2012 by Max
    He should have listened to the fortune he got from his breakfast machine.
127 Hours
In the sequel, Franco is totally gonna nail both of those chicks. Single-handedly.
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  • 4th April 2012 by Max
    Bum- Bum- Chh!
I Am Number Four
If you can only kill them in order then why did the Mogadorians even bother trying to kill number six when she showed up?
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  • 13th August 2011 by cjones29
    Actually, it's because the Mogadorians don't know which kid is which number, so they pretty much just try attacking any they find.
  • 23rd February 2011 by Eibhlinn Savage
    Actually that's explained in the book. The charm that stops them from killing these kids out of order stops working when the kids come together, which is why they all have to stay as far away from each other as possible. But Six felt it was time to unite and fight back. Still dumb, but hey... dumbo book, dumb movie.
Toy Story 3
If you watch this in Spanish does Buzz start talking in English?
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  • 11th August 2011 by Alaurien
    i watched it in latin spanish....and he starts talking in european spanish accent :3
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
The L word is lesbians.
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  • 15th July 2011 by Z12345
    Why stating the obvious?
Inception
It's easier to plant an idea in someone's head while they are dreaming so you can go back to America to see your children then simply having Michael Caine put them on a plane to live with you in France.
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  • 21st June 2011 by RoC77
    HA! You beat me to it, this is so true!
  • 26th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
    LOL! Now THAT one's FTW
Requiem For A Dream
ASS TO ASS!
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Hangover Part 2, The
When you need more money just remake the same movie!
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  • 8th June 2011 by agentdc7
    Reminds me of Home Alone 2. And it should be "want" more money.
Let Me In
The 1980's had vampires that caught fire in sunlight.
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  • 12th April 2011 by asklola
    wow don't be hating on the movie which is not just based off a different movie but a book (which came first) as well. If you have issues why don't you bring it up with them OK?

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