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This list was started on 5th November 2010 by ryan corderman
There are 29 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 3rd August 2011

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It's a bad idea to eat a foot long corn dog on a nude beach.
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    Posted, 5th November 2010
    by ryan corderman
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    Chili's is busy on a Wednesday.
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      Posted, 2nd December 2010
      by Stasis
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      Forest Gump ran across America and he was pretty stupid.
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        Posted, 5th November 2010
        by ryan corderman
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        If you're allergic to waffles don't eat waffles.
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        • 13th November 2010 by AKenjiB
          Then don't take me to a waffle house!
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        Posted, 5th November 2010
        by ryan corderman
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        5
        Before fixing a cup of coffee, be sure that the coffee can contains coffee.
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          Posted, 10th November 2010
          by Mvmvsanluis
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          You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.
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            Posted, 5th November 2010
            by ryan corderman
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            Bugles fly up when in a car, with the label always facing the windshield
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              Posted, 17th November 2010
              by Darkmolerman
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              RDJ is not ready to apologize!
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                Posted, 2nd December 2010
                by Stasis
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                9
                Border Security won't follow up if you steal a vehicle and trailer from them.
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                  Posted, 5th December 2010
                  by kadee
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                  10
                  The mafia wrote "The Godfather."
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                    Posted, 17th March 2011
                    by The Other You
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                    11
                    If your Dad loves you he won't leave you.
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                      Posted, 5th November 2010
                      by ryan corderman
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                      12
                      If you flip your car off a bridge it is just a fender bender.
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                        Posted, 5th November 2010
                        by ryan corderman
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                        13
                        Grown men need to take a pee pee before they go on trips.
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                          Posted, 5th November 2010
                          by ryan corderman
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                          14
                          Don't hand Robert Downey Jr. your dog, he'll rip it in half.
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                            Posted, 5th November 2010
                            by ryan corderman
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                            15
                            Sonny thinks he's human. So stupid!
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                              Posted, 2nd December 2010
                              by Stasis
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                              16
                              Low-budget hotels have the nicest showers.
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                                Posted, 5th December 2010
                                by churi
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                                17
                                If airport security finds a weedpipe on you, all they'll do is confiscate it.
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                                  Posted, 17th March 2011
                                  by The Other You
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                                  18
                                  The dog has glaucoma too.
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                                    Posted, 21st April 2011
                                    by marissarachelle
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                                    19
                                    Serious actors wear tight jeans and small scarves.
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                                      Posted, 3rd August 2011
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                                      It's OK to laugh at people when they talk about their father leaving them.
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                                        Posted, 5th November 2010
                                        by ryan corderman
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                                        If you have somewhere important to be, there are no repercussions for stealing a car and trailer from Mexico, ramming a police car off the road and driving it to L.A. at full speed with a door missing. Go for it.
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                                          Posted, 2nd February 2011
                                          by Ryan
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                                          22
                                          Don't get too used to using your stage name, you might forget your real name in an important situation.
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                                            Posted, 17th March 2011
                                            by The Other You
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                                            You can tell you're stoned if you really feel a guitar solo.
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                                              Posted, 17th March 2011
                                              by The Other You
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                                              If you're the only weed dealer in town you can name your own price.
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                                                Posted, 17th March 2011
                                                by The Other You
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                                                When naming your child, always consider the name game.
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                                                  Posted, 17th March 2011
                                                  by The Other You
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                                                  Wearing a bow tie automatically means you're portraying Malcom X.
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                                                    Posted, 3rd August 2011
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