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Fear

Fear
This list was started on 8th November 2010 by avalanche719
There are 27 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 18th April 2011

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Don't go to the bathroom alone after you break up with Marky Mark.
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    Posted, 8th November 2010
    by avalanche719
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    People with a "top of the line" security system evidently don't see the need to have a gun as well.
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      Posted, 8th November 2010
      by avalanche719
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      When your daughter goes through a break up, change the security code. Just in case.
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        Posted, 8th November 2010
        by avalanche719
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        Mark Wahlberg really wants you to let him in the house.
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          Posted, 8th November 2010
          by avalanche719
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          If David doesn't disappear from Steve's family's life, he's gonna rip his balls off and shove 'em so far up his ass they'll come out his f*ckin' mouth! Or just throw him out a window.
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            Posted, 8th November 2010
            by avalanche719
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            Call the cops and tell them about David, yet don't let your security guard know at all that he is obsessed with your daughter.
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              Posted, 8th November 2010
              by avalanche719
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              You can trash someone's car to pieces and no one else in the parking garage will hear a thing.
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                Posted, 8th November 2010
                by avalanche719
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                The cops ALWAYS show up at the end of the movie.
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                  Posted, 11th November 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  If the father of your girlfriend tells you to stay away from his daughter, hit yourself in the chest enough to make a bruise. She'll side with you and hate her father.
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                    Posted, 8th November 2010
                    by avalanche719
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                    Don't try to have your way with your friend's love interest, he'll shoot you in the head.
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                      Posted, 8th November 2010
                      by avalanche719
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                      When offered a ride home, take it. It may not be the best day to walk through the woods.
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                        Posted, 8th November 2010
                        by avalanche719
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                        When you want to break up with your boyfriend, make sure to never actually TELL him you don't want to see him anymore. Hide and make others do it for you.
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                          Posted, 8th November 2010
                          by avalanche719
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                          After your friend has had his chest kicked in because of you, be sure to casually greet him the next day with a simple "Hey." like nothing has happened.
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                            Posted, 8th November 2010
                            by avalanche719
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                            Don't despair. Your boyfriend giving you a black eye is his way of saying, "I love you."
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                              Posted, 8th November 2010
                              by avalanche719
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                              Older guys have no problem walking into a high school and nobody ever confronts them about hanging around.
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                                Posted, 8th November 2010
                                by avalanche719
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                                Be sure to let a guy you barely know have the security code to your house.
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                                  Posted, 8th November 2010
                                  by avalanche719
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                                  Mark wahlberg is an awful looking kisser.
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                                    Posted, 18th April 2011
                                    by RockyRambo
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                                    Self tattooing "Nicole 4 Eva" to your chest won't win your girl over.
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                                      Posted, 8th November 2010
                                      by avalanche719
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                                      If you're a security guard, always watch your back.
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                                        Posted, 8th November 2010
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                                        As long as your boyfriend says he was protecting you, its OK for him to practically beat a guy's ribs through his chest.
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                                          Posted, 8th November 2010
                                          by avalanche719
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                                          Even after the warning signs of a black eye and your 16-year-old stepdaughter engaging in sexual intercourse with an older man, still allow her to date him. It's all good until he sexually violates her in the mall ladies' room.
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                                            Posted, 8th November 2010
                                            by avalanche719
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                                            Have a seperate security code for when everyone is inside the house and should be sleeping. That way there won't be any funny business going on.
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                                              Posted, 8th November 2010
                                              by avalanche719
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                                              Even when someone is psychotic about keeping their significant other, they'll still cheat.
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                                                Posted, 8th November 2010
                                                by avalanche719
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                                                If you're planning on banging your girlfriend's best friend, close the blinds.
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                                                  Posted, 8th November 2010
                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                  After stalking and killing a guy in the woods you still have time to go and trash your "girlfriend's" dad's car at work and still manage to have time to go assault your girl in the bathroom at the mall.
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                                                    Posted, 8th November 2010
                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                    After trashing someone's car, be sure to leave a note saying that now you've popped both cherries.
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                                                      Posted, 8th November 2010
                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                      Its okay to let a girl who wants to "ravage" your son, hang out with your daughter at your house.
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                                                        Posted, 8th November 2010
                                                        by avalanche719
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