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In Bruges

In Bruges
This list was started on 14th November 2010 by Adam
There are 35 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 18th March 2015

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One day there will be a war between the whites and the blacks. And all non-whites (including the Vietnamese) shall side with the blacks.
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    Posted, 14th November 2010
    by Adam
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    Dwarfs in costume with their heads half-blown off look a lot like children.
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      Posted, 14th November 2010
      by Adam
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      If you try to rob someone and get shot in the eye with your own gun, it's your fault.
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        Posted, 14th November 2010
        by Adam
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        Don't mess with the pregnant co-owner of a small hotel.
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          Posted, 14th November 2010
          by Adam
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          Canadians are not responsible for John Lennon's death.
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            Posted, 14th November 2010
            by Adam
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            The Belgium police will go to great lengths to capture the instigator of a restaurant brawl but will be nowhere in sight when people are running through the streets shooting at each other.
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              Posted, 14th November 2010
              by Adam
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              Midgets, er...dwarfs are often suicidal.
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                Posted, 14th November 2010
                by Adam
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                There's no one more principled than a hitman leader.
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                  Posted, 14th November 2010
                  by Adam
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                  If a gun dealer seems a tad quirky to you, there's a good chance he practices yoga.
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                    Posted, 14th November 2010
                    by Adam
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                    If you have a gun full of blanks, it can still be used to blind someone.
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                      Posted, 14th November 2010
                      by Adam
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                      Actors and actresses in Belgium need to supplement their income by robbing tourists.
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                        Posted, 14th November 2010
                        by Adam
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                        If you wave to someone and they don't wave back, the only valid excuse is that they're on horse tranquilizer.
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                          Posted, 14th November 2010
                          by Adam
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                          Always bring exact change to Belgium.
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                            Posted, 14th November 2010
                            by Adam
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                            Americans are fat.
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                              Posted, 14th November 2010
                              by Adam
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                              The suicidal guy is always the hardest to kill.
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                                Posted, 14th November 2010
                                by Adam
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                                Brothels are a good place to find prostitutes.
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                                  Posted, 2nd December 2010
                                  by Stasis
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                                  If someone is pointing a gun at you from afar, the safest posture to assume is to stand still and stare straight at him.
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                                    Posted, 14th November 2010
                                    by Adam
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                                    This movie and Sin City both make a strong case for bullet-proof confessionals.
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                                      Posted, 14th November 2010
                                      by Adam
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                                      If you're "bad at maths" studying harder is preferable to going to church to pray for help.
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                                      • 3rd February 2016 by gnoldaeh
                                        Good, but he went there to confess not to pray.
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                                      Posted, 14th November 2010
                                      by Adam
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                                      That it is really hard to get off of a bar stool with a drink in each hand when you're a midget.
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                                        Posted, 29th November 2010
                                        by i heart zombies
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                                        I learned the only two things for which Belgium is famous.
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                                          Posted, 27th January 2011
                                          by Kikkomannrice
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                                          A small, quiet town in Europe is no place to hide when you're an assassin (Also see The American).
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                                            Posted, 11th April 2011
                                            by TyGuy
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                                            Bruges is either a shithole or a fairy tale town.
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                                              Posted, 22nd June 2013
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                                              Hitman leaders swear a lot.
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                                                Posted, 22nd June 2013
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                                                If you use horse tranquilizer, you won't remember anybody which you met last night for 2 minutes.
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                                                  Posted, 18th March 2015
                                                  by Garga
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                                                  You're a fucking inanimate object
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                                                    Posted, 20th February 2015
                                                    by Caballo66
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                                                    There are very police officers in Bruges, must be the reason there are so many sexual predators and chocolate
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                                                      Posted, 20th February 2015
                                                      by Caballo66
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                                                      Canadians get offended easily and will snitch you
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                                                        Posted, 20th February 2015
                                                        by Caballo66
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                                                        you can't fight on the black side if you're white even if you want to
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                                                          Posted, 20th February 2015
                                                          by Caballo66
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                                                          That was just the cocaine
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                                                            Posted, 20th February 2015
                                                            by Caballo66
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                                                            Their filmin midgets....Their filmin midgets
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                                                              Posted, 20th February 2015
                                                              by Caballo66
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                                                              It's only natural to sit in smokers area and get offended because of smoke.
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                                                                Posted, 18th March 2015
                                                                by Garga
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                                                                English underworld bosses seem more ethical and principal-bounded than their politicians.
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                                                                  Posted, 18th March 2015
                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                  Belgian Tourist office clerks are very strict.
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                                                                    Posted, 18th March 2015
                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                    Before you poke your finger to someone's forehead repeatedly make sure he isn't a crime boss.
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                                                                      Posted, 18th March 2015
                                                                      by Garga
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