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The Nutty Professor

The Nutty Professor
This list was started on 26th November 2010 by agentdc7
There are 34 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 6th February 2016

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You can clean your colon by farting. And I'm not just talking clean. I'm talking squeaky clean.
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    Posted, 26th November 2010
    by agentdc7
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    If you fart too much, you'll mess up your pants.
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      Posted, 26th November 2010
      by agentdc7
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      Laughing and eating is a bad combination.
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        Posted, 26th November 2010
        by agentdc7
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        Hercules is a morbidly obese boy.
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          Posted, 26th November 2010
          by agentdc7
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          If you lose a significant amount of weight, your hair will also lose weight, and your voice will be completely different as well as your personality. You might as well be a completely different person.
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            Posted, 26th November 2010
            by agentdc7
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            There ain't nothing as fabulous like getting together for a good meal.
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              Posted, 26th November 2010
              by agentdc7
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              If you have trouble picking up peas with your fork, just use your hands.
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                Posted, 26th November 2010
                by agentdc7
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                Stand up comedians will use the same opening joke over and over again.
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                  Posted, 26th November 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  Dave Chapelle has sh!t locks on his head.
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                    Posted, 26th November 2010
                    by agentdc7
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                    When you exercise, your metabolism speeds up. So go on, the guy next to you (who didn't exercise) can eat whatever he wants.
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                      Posted, 26th November 2010
                      by agentdc7
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                      A Dodge Viper RT-10 is a penis car. Did I also mention you can customize plates on a rental car?
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                        Posted, 26th November 2010
                        by agentdc7
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                        When you request a Yugo at a car rental, they will give you a Dodge Viper RT-10 if they don't carry it.
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                          Posted, 26th November 2010
                          by agentdc7
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                          If acupuncture doesn't work, maybe you should try Jenny Craig.
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                            Posted, 26th November 2010
                            by agentdc7
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                            A snickers bar can double as a dumbbell.
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                              Posted, 26th November 2010
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                              Giant bellies can double as chalkboard erasers. (You would think Sherman would have known that by then)
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                                Posted, 26th November 2010
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                                You can lose 300 pounds in 30 seconds thanks to Megashake.
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                                  Posted, 26th November 2010
                                  by agentdc7
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                                  Lance Perkins looks suspiciously like Richard Simmons.
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                                    Posted, 26th November 2010
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    If grandma is coughing, better cover your plate.
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                                      Posted, 26th November 2010
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                                      Sherman needs to put that M&M jar in another place.
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                                        Posted, 26th November 2010
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        Careful when you bump hips with someone significantly smaller than you.
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                                          Posted, 26th November 2010
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          A morbidly obese man would probably have a morbidly obese hamster.
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                                            Posted, 26th November 2010
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            Eddie Murphy is obsessed with being fat.
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                                              Posted, 30th November 2010
                                              by Bebe Bluff
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                                              You can customize your license plate at the car rental.
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                                                Posted, 5th December 2010
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                Mash potatoes give people gas.
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                                                  Posted, 15th January 2011
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  After the father messed up his pants, obese little boys will keep laughing even though they're calm and just eating.
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                                                    Posted, 15th January 2011
                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                    When a hamster goes up a man's pants, it will imitate a throbbing erection to help you impress your girlfriend rather than take a bite out of your dick.
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                                                      Posted, 16th January 2011
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      Buddy Love must have known *exactly* when Carla Purty was going to leave.
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                                                        Posted, 27th January 2011
                                                        by Kikkomannrice
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                                                        If you feel a sudden sharp pain in your back its probably because you stepped on your own titty.
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                                                        Posted, 18th April 2011
                                                        by RockyRambo
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                                                        Farting is not funny, no matter how many times you do it.
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                                                        • 1st September 2012 by agentdc7
                                                          It was to the really fat kid. But he ended throwing up all that chicken.
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                                                        Posted, 20th March 2012
                                                        by Max
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                                                        Luther Vandross used to be the black Pavarotti.
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                                                          Posted, 5th February 2015
                                                          by Footballfan
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                                                          Sometimes remakes suck.
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                                                            Posted, 5th February 2015
                                                            by zikzak393
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                                                            High school science laboratories usually have a switch that opens all of the hamster cages at once when you pull it.
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                                                              Posted, 6th February 2016
                                                              by Footballfan
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                                                              Oprah Winfrey and Luther Vandross need to keep the same weight. It can get confusing to some people.
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                                                                Posted, 6th February 2016
                                                                by Footballfan
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                                                                Fat people don't go well with exercise trampolines.
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                                                                  Posted, 6th February 2016
                                                                  by Footballfan
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