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Stardust

Stardust
This list was started on 7th December 2010 by NateSean
There are 30 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 6th April 2012

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Shakespere can be made to sound like a tough pirate's name.
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    Posted, 7th December 2010
    by NateSean
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    Presenting a human-looking "star" to your girlfriend wouldn't be awkward at all.
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      Posted, 7th December 2010
      by NateSean
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      Another universe on the other side of the wall looks just like a field.
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        Posted, 7th December 2010
        by NateSean
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        A kidnapped, injured woman might not be the best romantic gift you can give.
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          Posted, 7th December 2010
          by njackson84
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          Never trust a woman that uses a word like "cockles" when referring to a heart.
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            Posted, 20th February 2011
            by Khenarthi
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            Pirate crews are unbelievably understanding about their captain being a "whoopie".
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              Posted, 7th December 2010
              by NateSean
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              Never try to steal the truth from your Queen's lips.
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                Posted, 7th December 2010
                by NateSean
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                Want to fool pirates into not recognizing you less than a day after they've kidnapped you???......Get hair extensions.
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                  Posted, 7th December 2010
                  by njackson84
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                  Never question a witch's transporation methods or else she will turn you into a goat and then a woman.
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                    Posted, 7th December 2010
                    by njackson84
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                    The journey from boy to man is a far more compelling adventure.
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                      Posted, 7th December 2010
                      by NateSean
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                      Ricky Gervais will be David Brent in whatever film he gets cast in.
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                        Posted, 7th December 2010
                        by NateSean
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                        Neil Gaimon is the only author that doesn't try to get himself sandwiched into a movie based on one of his books.
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                          Posted, 7th December 2010
                          by NateSean
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                          Why have just one stone that can give you a yes/no answer when you can have four?
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                            Posted, 7th December 2010
                            by njackson84
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                            Don't turn your back to Mark Strong.
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                              Posted, 7th December 2010
                              by njackson84
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                              GO doesn't mean you can leave, at least not when a witch tells you.
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                                Posted, 31st July 2011
                                by Andershp
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                                In just 1 week or so, you can become one of the most skilled swordsmen beyond the wall.
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                                  Posted, 31st July 2011
                                  by Andershp
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                                  Watching your son falling from a window into his death, HILARIOUS!!!
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                                    Posted, 31st July 2011
                                    by Andershp
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                                    Unicorns are quite helpful.
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                                      Posted, 31st July 2011
                                      by Andershp
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                                      Some men have trouble telling whether a girl loves you or exploits you.
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                                        Posted, 31st July 2011
                                        by Andershp
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                                        Babylon Candles are quite handy in most situations.
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                                          Posted, 31st July 2011
                                          by Andershp
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                                          Ghosts like to watch.
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                                            Posted, 6th April 2012
                                            by occams chainsaw
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                                            Apparently a guy spying on you in the tub is easily forgivable.
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                                              Posted, 6th April 2012
                                              by occams chainsaw
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                                              Being a "whoopsie" makes you a terrible pilot.
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                                                Posted, 6th April 2012
                                                by occams chainsaw
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                                                Two-headed dogs are very good watch dogs.
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                                                  Posted, 6th April 2012
                                                  by occams chainsaw
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                                                  Hey I also laugh right after being nailed to a post by a giant sword through my stomach.
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                                                    Posted, 6th April 2012
                                                    by occams chainsaw
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                                                    Girls do not like polar bear heads.
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                                                      Posted, 6th April 2012
                                                      by occams chainsaw
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                                                      Robert Deniro can get any man with just a wink.
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                                                        Posted, 6th April 2012
                                                        by occams chainsaw
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                                                        Once you reach the age of 90 you stop aging for the next 20 years.
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                                                          Posted, 6th April 2012
                                                          by occams chainsaw
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                                                          Being turned into a goat and then into a young woman will lower your voice by two octaves.
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                                                            Posted, 6th April 2012
                                                            by occams chainsaw
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                                                            Princes have blue blood.
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                                                              Posted, 6th April 2012
                                                              by occams chainsaw
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