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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
This list was started on 12th December 2010 by Anon
There are 38 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 28th January 2011

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Aslan is now just motivational background support.
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    Posted, 12th December 2010
    by Anon
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      Posted, 13th December 2010
      by Muse
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      King Caspian and the Telmarines no longer have Spanish accents.
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        Posted, 13th December 2010
        by Muse
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        The Narnian universe may be flat...
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          Posted, 12th December 2010
          by Anon
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          Caspian is only looking for a beautiful queen...He apparently doesn't look for any other qualities...
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            Posted, 12th December 2010
            by Anon
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            If one could treat relatives like insects all problems would be solved!
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              Posted, 12th December 2010
              by Anon
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              A barnacle-encrusted sword makes an awesome gift!
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              • 8th January 2011 by Muse
                You could just see the excitement on Edmund's face.
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              Posted, 12th December 2010
              by Anon
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              Beware the oppressor. He's very oppressive!
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                Posted, 12th December 2010
                by Anon
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                Edmund really has issues with the White Witch...
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                  Posted, 12th December 2010
                  by Anon
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                  Being a dragon humbles a person.
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                    Posted, 12th December 2010
                    by Anon
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                    Seagulls don't talk.
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                    • 8th January 2011 by Muse
                      That would just be stupid.
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                    Posted, 12th December 2010
                    by Anon
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                    Again, all the girl wants is to be beautiful...*cough* cliche *cough*
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                      Posted, 12th December 2010
                      by Anon
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                      Aslan's Kingdom = Heaven
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                      • 8th January 2011 by Muse
                        Aslan = God
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                      Posted, 12th December 2010
                      by Anon
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                        Posted, 12th December 2010
                        by Muse
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                          Posted, 13th December 2010
                          by Muse
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                          He wants to go back to England. He's GOING back to ENGLAND!!!
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                            Posted, 12th December 2010
                            by Anon
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                            The moment there's nothing to say is when the rat will shut up.
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                              Posted, 12th December 2010
                              by Anon
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                              The mist is strangely similar to the Bermuda Triangle.
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                                Posted, 12th December 2010
                                by Anon
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                                No one touches the tail. Period. Exclamation point!
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                                  Posted, 12th December 2010
                                  by Anon
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                                  You must blow on The Book of Incantations to open it.
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                                    Posted, 12th December 2010
                                    by Anon
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                                    You know something is evil when it has "dark" in its name, hence "Dark Island."
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                                      Posted, 12th December 2010
                                      by Anon
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                                      If you steal treasure, you will become a dragon because all dragons guard treasure.
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                                        Posted, 12th December 2010
                                        by Anon
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                                        Don't imagine your worst fears when the mist is around!
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                                          Posted, 12th December 2010
                                          by Anon
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                                          See? It was a good thing you got the 7th sword stuck in your shoulder...
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                                            Posted, 12th December 2010
                                            by Anon
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                                            A rat can take on a dragon.
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                                              Posted, 12th December 2010
                                              by Anon
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                                              The Dawn Treader is quite a tough ship.
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                                                Posted, 12th December 2010
                                                by Anon
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                                                Cave water turns people and non-magical items into gold...
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                                                  Posted, 12th December 2010
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  If you are courageous in battling a creature no one else really stands a chance against, Aslan will turn you back into a boy.
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                                                    Posted, 12th December 2010
                                                    by Anon
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                                                    Edmund left his torch, again.
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                                                      Posted, 28th December 2010
                                                      by vivant
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                                                      So I guess Eustace wasn't useless after all, ha?
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                                                        Posted, 9th January 2011
                                                        by Raajnie
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                                                        What's that? The White Witch wasn't even in this one? SCREW IT FORCE IN A CAMEO ANYWAY.
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                                                          Posted, 10th January 2011
                                                          by Anon
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                                                          We have nothing if not belief.
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                                                            Posted, 12th December 2010
                                                            by Anon
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                                                            There is no honor in turning away from adventure.
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                                                              Posted, 12th December 2010
                                                              by Anon
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                                                              The delusions of Narnia may be from a poor diet.
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                                                                Posted, 12th December 2010
                                                                by Anon
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                                                                Houses appear out of thin air.
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                                                                  Posted, 12th December 2010
                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                  The unseen should have stayed unseen.
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                                                                    Posted, 12th December 2010
                                                                    by Muse
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                                                                    It only takes a very loud lion's roar to transform a dragon back in to the human form.
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                                                                      Posted, 9th January 2011
                                                                      by Raajnie
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                                                                      This is crap. Read the book.
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                                                                        Posted, 28th January 2011
                                                                        by genius101
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