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The Godfather

The Godfather
This list was started on 17th December 2010 by cosmo262
There are 34 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 9th February 2016

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Even after a Hit, never forget the Canollis.
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  • 27th July 2014 by smartguy360
    Those are the rules for italians
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Posted, 17th December 2010
by cosmo262
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Don't mess with Sonny's Sister. Ever.
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    Posted, 17th December 2010
    by cosmo262
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    Never discuss Business at the Dinner Table.
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      Posted, 17th December 2010
      by cosmo262
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      Whoever plants that gun better be very good, because Sonny doesn't want his brother coming out of the toilet with just his dick in his hands.
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        Posted, 18th March 2011
        by djMADsKiLLz
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        One day, and that day may never come, Marlon Brando will ask you for a favor.
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        • 18th April 2011 by RockyRambo
          Tom isn't a wartime consigliaire
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        Posted, 18th April 2011
        by RockyRambo
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        In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
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          Posted, 17th December 2010
          by cosmo262
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          In Vegas, Fredo was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time.
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            Posted, 18th March 2011
            by djMADsKiLLz
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            Be scared if you get in a car and Clemenza is sitting behind you.
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              Posted, 17th December 2010
              by cosmo262
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              Establish goals for yourself like Michael: Go to College, join the Marines, serve in World War II, meet a Girl, get engaged, kill a Mobster and a Cop, travel to Sicily, meet another Girl, get married, watch your Wife blow up, return to the US, get married again, become The Godfather.
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                Posted, 17th December 2010
                by cosmo262
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                Enzo is a Baker.
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                  Posted, 17th December 2010
                  by cosmo262
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                  Moe Green made his bones when Michael was dating cheerleaders.
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                    Posted, 17th December 2010
                    by cosmo262
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                    According to Sonny, the FBI doe not respect anything.
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                      Posted, 17th December 2010
                      by cosmo262
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                      Michael never told Kay that he knew Johnny Fontaine.
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                        Posted, 17th December 2010
                        by cosmo262
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                        Tessio always liked Michael.
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                          Posted, 17th December 2010
                          by cosmo262
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                          Captain McCluskey cannot stand the aggravation.
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                            Posted, 26th December 2010
                            by cosmo262
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                            If your sister and her husband fight a lot and she eventually gets hurt, leave them be.
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                              Posted, 29th January 2011
                              by brucavalini
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                              Kay was naive to think that presidents and senators don't have men killed.
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                                Posted, 18th March 2011
                                by djMADsKiLLz
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                                A man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous.
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                                  Posted, 18th March 2011
                                  by djMADsKiLLz
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                                  You should be grateful, as it is considered a great honor to be invited to Don Corleone's daughter's wedding, on the day of his daughter's wedding.
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                                    Posted, 18th March 2011
                                    by djMADsKiLLz
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                                    The well-known, fanatically loyal, dim-witted assassin is the best person to send for complicated double-agent duties.
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                                      Posted, 9th April 2011
                                      by Adam
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                                      You can survive in Italy without knowing any Italian. Just watch out for exploding cars.
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                                        Posted, 5th April 2012
                                        by pocketg99
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                                        Apollonia was way hotter than kay
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                                          Posted, 27th July 2014
                                          by smartguy360
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                                          To make a man an offer he can't refuse put a freshly killed animal head in his bed while he sleeps
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                                            Posted, 28th July 2014
                                            by smartguy360
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                                            Never tell a turk you won't help him with his drug deal
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                                              Posted, 28th July 2014
                                              by smartguy360
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                                              Clemenza makes good sauce.
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                                                Posted, 17th December 2010
                                                by cosmo262
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                                                In Las Vegas, Fredo wore really cool sunglasses.
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                                                  Posted, 17th December 2010
                                                  by cosmo262
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                                                  Always ask permission to use the bathroom.
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                                                    Posted, 17th December 2010
                                                    by cosmo262
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                                                    Louis' has the best veal in the city.
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                                                      Posted, 26th December 2010
                                                      by cosmo262
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                                                      Sollozzo doesn't like violence because, as a businessman, blood is a big expense.
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                                                        Posted, 18th March 2011
                                                        by djMADsKiLLz
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                                                        The horse was not hurt during the shooting of this film.
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                                                        • 21st November 2014 by zikzak393
                                                          They used a real horse head from a rendering plant.
                                                        • 17th December 2013 by Lane
                                                          really?
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                                                        Posted, 3rd December 2012
                                                        by Dazs
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                                                        Be close to your friends, but be closer to your enemies.
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                                                          Posted, 25th April 2013
                                                          by scannerhead
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                                                          "Make him an offer he can't refuse."
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                                                            Posted, 17th December 2013
                                                            by Lane
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                                                            'Its an old Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes'
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                                                              Posted, 9th February 2016
                                                              by YoungWilf
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                                                              If you find yourself in the presence of one orange or more, s**t will go down.
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                                                                Posted, 9th February 2016
                                                                by P4PZ
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