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True Grit (2010)

True Grit (2010)
This list was started on 22nd December 2010 by ryan corderman
There are 83 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 1st March 2017

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Never allow the Indian criminal a chance to speak before his execution.
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    Posted, 24th December 2010
    by Adam
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    You know you brought along enough food when you can use cornbread for target practice.
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      Posted, 24th December 2010
      by Adam
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      A corpse is worth at least a few medical supplies.
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        Posted, 24th December 2010
        by Adam
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        Even alcoholic gun slinging wild men can live to be in their late 70's.
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          Posted, 24th December 2010
          by Adam
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          The best defense against someone stealing a kiss from you while you sleep is to be ugly.
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          • 2nd January 2011 by ryan corderman
            Yeah this scene kind of creeped me out a little. I mean Matt Damon is just sitting in that room watching her sleep then says he was thinking of stealing a kiss, all I could think is that I hope Chris Hansen from To Catch A Predator shows up. LOL
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          Posted, 24th December 2010
          by Adam
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          Never trust a doctor who travels in bear skin.
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            Posted, 24th December 2010
            by Adam
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            If your undertaker tells you twice within the span of 2 minutes that it's ok to kiss a dead body, find another undertaker.
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              Posted, 18th March 2011
              by BajaDoug
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              People need to be specific whether they are asking you how many people you shot or how many you killed.
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                Posted, 22nd December 2010
                by ryan corderman
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                Indian kids love to torture horses.
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                • 31st December 2010 by mike3489
                  It's true.
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                Posted, 24th December 2010
                by Adam
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                A marshall can look forward to a long and fruitful retirement as a traveling circus act.
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                  Posted, 24th December 2010
                  by Adam
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                  Stabbing a horse will make it run faster and/or longer.
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                    Posted, 31st December 2010
                    by mike3489
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                    The eye patch is the ultimate cool guy accessory.
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                      Posted, 22nd December 2010
                      by ryan corderman
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                      Little girls like getting revenge too!
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                        Posted, 22nd December 2010
                        by ryan corderman
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                        Rooster Cogburn is a man with true grit.
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                          Posted, 22nd December 2010
                          by ryan corderman
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                          The sun was not in Jeff Bridges' eye.
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                            Posted, 22nd December 2010
                            by ryan corderman
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                            It's silly to ask a 14-year-old if she has a lot of experience with bounty hunters.
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                              Posted, 22nd December 2010
                              by ryan corderman
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                              Jeff Bridges can do nothing for you.
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                                Posted, 22nd December 2010
                                by ryan corderman
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                                Being on the trail of a criminal isn't too different than going coon hunting.
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                                  Posted, 24th December 2010
                                  by Adam
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                                  Smart and goal-oriented girls can't be bothered with marriage.
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                                    Posted, 24th December 2010
                                    by Adam
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                                    During a confrontation, always state there are at least 5-50 people with you, even if alone.
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                                      Posted, 31st December 2010
                                      by mike3489
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                                      Little girls roll great cigarettes.
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                                        Posted, 15th January 2011
                                        by justin
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                                        When given a choice between three skilled marshals, always go with the one who is the most vicious.
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                                          Posted, 15th January 2011
                                          by justin
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                                          It is possible to carry on conversations almost immediately after your tongue is nearly severed.
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                                            Posted, 15th January 2011
                                            by justin
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                                            When he got a closer look, Cogburn determined that he did not know that man.
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                                              Posted, 15th January 2011
                                              by rheiser
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                                              Characters who only speak by making animal noises don't need an explanation as to why they're like that.
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                                              • 18th March 2011 by BajaDoug
                                                And are usually the first one to get shot.
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                                              Posted, 11th February 2011
                                              by njackson84
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                                              When someone outside shoots a gun, turn your lights on and grab a lantern and stand on your porch and curiously and openly peer out into the night to see who is shooting at you without arming yourself, too.
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                                                Posted, 18th March 2011
                                                by BajaDoug
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                                                If you get shot while riding you horse, try not to fall face-first into a boulder on the ground.
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                                                Posted, 18th March 2011
                                                by BajaDoug
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                                                Approaching a man taking a shit is just rude!
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                                                  Posted, 22nd December 2010
                                                  by ryan corderman
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                                                  There's nothing better in life than to have a good lawyer at your disposal.
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                                                    Posted, 23rd December 2010
                                                    by Adam
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                                                    Drinking water by licking hoof tracks is the first requirement for becoming a Texas Ranger.
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                                                      Posted, 24th December 2010
                                                      by Adam
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                                                      The bad guy isn't always impossible to kill.
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                                                        Posted, 24th December 2010
                                                        by Adam
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                                                        Not knowing anything about guns automatically means your gun will misfire.
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                                                          Posted, 24th December 2010
                                                          by Adam
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                                                          Recoil is dangerous for little girls.
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                                                            Posted, 24th December 2010
                                                            by Adam
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                                                            People in the Wild West can speak very well.
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                                                              Posted, 24th December 2010
                                                              by Adam
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                                                              A man wielding a cane bolt is worthy of being shot.
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                                                                Posted, 15th January 2011
                                                                by justin
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                                                                Leave a corpse in a cave alone.
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                                                                  Posted, 15th January 2011
                                                                  by justin
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                                                                  The childs' price for hunting down a fugitive is $100.
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                                                                    Posted, 15th January 2011
                                                                    by justin
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                                                                    You can have all the free confiscated whiskey you want by becoming a federal marshal.
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                                                                      Posted, 15th January 2011
                                                                      by justin
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                                                                      The best place to carry your gun is in an old flour sack.
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                                                                        Posted, 15th January 2011
                                                                        by justin
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                                                                        Lawyers are pencil-necked sons of bitches.
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                                                                          Posted, 15th January 2011
                                                                          by justin
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                                                                          Having served in the Army of Northern Virginia is nothing to hang your head about.
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                                                                            Posted, 15th January 2011
                                                                            by justin
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                                                                            Captain Quantrill did not kill women and children in Kansas.
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                                                                              Posted, 15th January 2011
                                                                              by justin
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                                                                              Futile is not spelled F-u-d-e-l.
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                                                                                Posted, 15th January 2011
                                                                                by justin
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                                                                                Don't buy your bullets from Chinamen.
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                                                                                  Posted, 15th January 2011
                                                                                  by justin
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                                                                                  If you're gonna get yourself killed, do it in the summer.
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                                                                                    Posted, 15th January 2011
                                                                                    by justin
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                                                                                    The line between self defense and bushwhacking is very minimal.
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                                                                                      Posted, 15th January 2011
                                                                                      by justin
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                                                                                      You don't need sleep when you have whiskey.
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                                                                                        Posted, 15th January 2011
                                                                                        by justin
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                                                                                        Texas Rangers get no respect outside of Texas.
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                                                                                          Posted, 18th March 2011
                                                                                          by BajaDoug
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                                                                                          I'm pretty sure Mattie was able to buy that pony for $10.
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                                                                                            Posted, 16th June 2011
                                                                                            by RoC77
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                                                                                            Even back in the 1800's most defense attorney's were the scum of the earth.
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                                                                                              Posted, 29th June 2011
                                                                                              by john2012
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                                                                                              Don't expect anyone to bury you when the ground is hard.
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                                                                                                Posted, 30th June 2011
                                                                                                by teash
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                                                                                                Taking a bullet through the left lung is a minor injury.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 9th January 2012
                                                                                                  by bourbonphantom
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                                                                                                  Let's remake a movie that totally got it right the first time.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 11th August 2013
                                                                                                    by Johnmary
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                                                                                                    You might want to head over to the Original Greaser Bob's. He notched a dugout into a hollow along the Coralon River. If you ride the river you won't fail to see it. Greaser Bob, the Original Greaser Bob, is hunting north of the picket wire and would not begrudge its use.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 19th November 2014
                                                                                                      by zikzak393
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                                                                                                      Snakes likely not bother them little and bony girls, unless they do.
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                                                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                                                        A blow to the head with a heavy rock can silence a Texas Ranger only for a few short minutes.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 2nd March 2016
                                                                                                          by Garga
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                                                                                                          Never doubt a Texas Ranger.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 2nd March 2016
                                                                                                            by Garga
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                                                                                                            If you're going to kill a man for his two pieces of California gold, first make sure he doesn't have a 14 years old daughter.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 2nd March 2016
                                                                                                              by Garga
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                                                                                                              Some people prefer needing a good judge instead of needing a good lawyer.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 2nd March 2016
                                                                                                                by Garga
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                                                                                                                Snakes won't cross a rope you lie down around you.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 2nd March 2016
                                                                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                                                                  If you're trash, keep your seat.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 1st March 2017
                                                                                                                    by zikzak393
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