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Get Smart

Get Smart
This list was started on 29th December 2010 by vivant
There are 34 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 27th February 2015

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Be careful when killing a fly; it might be an 18 million dollar machine fly.
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    Posted, 29th December 2010
    by vivant
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    Don't use your cell phone in a meeting or someone will smash it innocently.
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      Posted, 29th December 2010
      by vivant
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      Never put flying arrows on a Swiss knife.
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        Posted, 29th December 2010
        by vivant
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        If a kick doesn't work, a kiss surely will.
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          Posted, 29th December 2010
          by vivant
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          Agent 99 is good at acrobatics even with high heels on.
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            Posted, 29th December 2010
            by vivant
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            What Max wants is a telephone with a longer cable.
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              Posted, 29th December 2010
              by vivant
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              Before you steal a car, make sure to check the fuel tank.
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                Posted, 29th December 2010
                by vivant
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                Always check your clothing after an explosion. Every part of it.
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                  Posted, 29th December 2010
                  by vivant
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                  Boxers are a bad idea if you are avoiding laser beams.
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                    Posted, 6th April 2012
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                    Bill Murray hides in trees.
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                      Posted, 28th December 2012
                      by Kyle
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                      During the concert, there is a cut to a pianist during excerpts of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's Symphony No. 40 and Ludwig van Beethoven's Symphony No. 9. Neither composition includes a piano part.
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                        Posted, 7th February 2015
                        by zikzak393
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                        The opening credits feature are clips of Get Smart (1965) villains from the series, including Mr. Big (Michael Dunn's picture in a wanted poster) and the Claw.
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                          Posted, 19th February 2015
                          by zikzak393
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                          The Warner Bros logo is a lock on CONTROL vault doors, which opens up and let the doors swing open.
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                            Posted, 19th February 2015
                            by zikzak393
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                            The Miramax logo is engraved on a spy satellite orbiting Earth.
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                              Posted, 19th February 2015
                              by zikzak393
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                              I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded by Chuck Norris with a BB gun.
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                                Posted, 27th February 2015
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                                Were you thinking, ''Holy shit, holy shit, a swordfish almost went through my head''? If so, then yes.
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                                  Posted, 27th February 2015
                                  by zikzak393
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                                  Her sister's such a bitch!
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                                    Posted, 27th February 2015
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                                    ''Well, you did your job, so I suppose I can't kill your wife. Although to be honest, I'd be doing the sighted world a favor...''
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                                      Posted, 27th February 2015
                                      by zikzak393
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                                      Maxwell Smart used to look like two of his moms put together.
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                                        Posted, 27th February 2015
                                        by zikzak393
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                                        Are you crazy? This is radioactive material! One wrong move, and it's ka-frickin'-boom!
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                                          Posted, 27th February 2015
                                          by zikzak393
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                                          This is KAOS. We don't ''ka-frickin'-boom'' here.
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                                            Posted, 27th February 2015
                                            by zikzak393
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                                            If the Bomb didn't go off. What alerted you? Was it no boom-boom or the lack of a mushroom cloud? It was the mushroom cloud for me.
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                                              Posted, 27th February 2015
                                              by zikzak393
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                                              Missed it by that much!
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                                                Posted, 27th February 2015
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                                                The old ''Call Forwarding From the Shoe phone to the Cell phone so you don't know Where I am and then I appear on the Roof behind you and Surprise everyone'' trick.
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                                                  Posted, 27th February 2015
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                                                  Oh look, there's a rat riding on a piece of poop.
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                                                    Posted, 27th February 2015
                                                    by zikzak393
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                                                    Yes, that is 99's default setting? She just punches people in the face, willy-nilly. It's Tuesday, she'll punch Max in the face. Ooh, a box of kittens, time to punch Max in the face. Oh, she's having some bread, time to punch Max in the face!
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                                                      Posted, 27th February 2015
                                                      by zikzak393
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                                                      Not bad for an old lady
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                                                        Posted, 27th February 2015
                                                        by zikzak393
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                                                        Vice President just got a new pacemaker! He can go all day!
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                                                          Posted, 27th February 2015
                                                          by zikzak393
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                                                          Yes, there were some tap dancers in the hallway.
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                                                            Posted, 27th February 2015
                                                            by zikzak393
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                                                            Son of a hamster.
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                                                              Posted, 27th February 2015
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                                                              Mother of pearl!
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                                                                Posted, 27th February 2015
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                                                                That's enough, I'm about to shoot a beautiful woman and her retard stable boy, and yet I will sleep like a baby.
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                                                                  Posted, 27th February 2015
                                                                  by zikzak393
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                                                                  Yes, it was... dark in there... you probably tripped... I hurt my knee... it was smoky too.
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                                                                    Posted, 27th February 2015
                                                                    by zikzak393
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                                                                    ... that until we understand that our enemies are also human beings... we will never defeat them. Yes, they are bad guys, but that is what they do, not who they are. Let's continue listening... and bear in mind that the next 100 pages can get a little bit dry.
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                                                                      Posted, 27th February 2015
                                                                      by zikzak393
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