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Death Race

Death Race
This list was started on 29th December 2010 by ryan corderman
There are 44 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 5th May 2016

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If you have always shown before a distinct aversion to crude language you will jump at the chance to say lines like "Okay cocksucker. Fuck with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk. "
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    Posted, 29th December 2010
    by ryan corderman
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    Cash Fees take a lot out of your paycheck.
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      Posted, 29th December 2010
      by ryan corderman
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      All men in prison fear rich white ladies.
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        Posted, 29th December 2010
        by ryan corderman
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        Apparently driving on a small manmade oval track island requires a navigator. A navigator with large enough boobs to draw a map on.
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          Posted, 16th June 2011
          by RoC77
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          Even though a racetrack has several shortcuts, only one person will take it, and everyone else will seem suprised when he does.
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            Posted, 24th June 2011
            by maian7
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            male prisoners will ride in a car with hot female prisoners and never try to have sex with them
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              Posted, 3rd August 2014
              by smartguy360
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              If you worked a hundred and twenty hours in the last two weeks, you will only get $300
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                Posted, 29th December 2010
                by ryan corderman
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                If your kid doesn't understand what you're reading to her it's just good practice for you.
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                  Posted, 29th December 2010
                  by ryan corderman
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                  The Jensen Intercepter handles like a school bus.
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                    Posted, 29th December 2010
                    by ryan corderman
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                    Of course a man with the last name Grimm will get the nickname Grimm Reaper.
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                      Posted, 29th December 2010
                      by ryan corderman
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                      Machine Gun Joe is one angry homo.
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                        Posted, 29th December 2010
                        by ryan corderman
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                        The best future for your baby girl is to be raise by her extremely violent daddy, the serial murderer he broke out of prison with, and a man killer he used to street race with.
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                          Posted, 24th June 2011
                          by maian7
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                          never say you cant be killed cause your just asking for it.
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                            Posted, 20th February 2012
                            by lalanator
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                            Catering to people who loved the Carmageddon games was a bridge too far. Instead, let's fuck up the premise of the original film while we're at it. Let's just make it a lame prison film! And then even worse sequels!
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                              Posted, 20th August 2013
                              by Loyd Mongo
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                              In the future, riot police are hidden in ice cream trucks on pay day just to remind workers who's in charge.
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                                Posted, 5th August 2014
                                by nee
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                                A Dodge Ram has an engine powerful enough to carry an additional two M61 Vulcans, a rack of rocket launchers, a gigantic metal prow installed on top of the hood, and all the ammunition for generous discharge.
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                                  Posted, 5th August 2014
                                  by nee
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                                  Prisoners, guns, explosions and racing, topped with babes. Totally not a stereotypical man's movie.
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                                    Posted, 5th August 2014
                                    by nee
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                                    Prisoners make and maintain the cars, and will totally not try to alter the security modifications surreptitiously until at a movie's critical moment.
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                                      Posted, 5th August 2014
                                      by nee
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                                      The protagonist never get the rocket launchers that all the other expendable characters get to use.
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                                        Posted, 5th August 2014
                                        by nee
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                                        The most convenient place to install rocket launchers with significant back blast is not on top, below or to the side of a driver's position, but right in front of him.
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                                          Posted, 5th August 2014
                                          by nee
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                                          The Grimm Reaper only needs three FN MAGs and one rocket launcher against your assortment of weapons more suitable to be put onto jet aircraft.
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                                            Posted, 5th August 2014
                                            by nee
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                                            If you plan to blow up someone to bits by installing a bomb in his car, remember putting the bomb in undercarriage while the car is still on the pit for maintenance is not such a bright idea.
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                                              Posted, 5th May 2016
                                              by Garga
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                                              RPG7 hits the target accurately in a range of 2000 yards.
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                                                Posted, 5th May 2016
                                                by Garga
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                                                Sometimes 7.62 bullets pierce a 6'' steel plate while a 30mm mini gun fails to scratch it.
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                                                  Posted, 5th May 2016
                                                  by Garga
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                                                  You can hit the manhole hatch with a rocket launcher while the next car blocks your line of fire to it but in order to hit a very tall wall, the same car must not block your line of fire.
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                                                    Posted, 5th May 2016
                                                    by Garga
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                                                    When your machine gun jams, hit it hard with something metallic and heavy because that's how you fix any complex machine.
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                                                      Posted, 5th May 2016
                                                      by Garga
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                                                      Utilizing a huge semi truck as a doom-truck in a race track with very sharp corners is logical, specially if you weld a freaking tank to it's arse.
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                                                        Posted, 5th May 2016
                                                        by Garga
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                                                        When you are sent to kill the wife of a man to frame him to be sent to your own prison and gladiator games, it's crucial to show him your one-of-a-kind gesture which he can identify you with. What possibly can go wrong?
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                                                          Posted, 5th May 2016
                                                          by Garga
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                                                          A huge block of solid steel is not as heavy as you might think.
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                                                            Posted, 5th May 2016
                                                            by Garga
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                                                            There's a mental illness named ''something-or-other syndrome''.
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                                                              Posted, 5th May 2016
                                                              by Garga
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                                                              As soon as your release papers are signed you are free as a bird. Nobody will hold you responsible for helping 2 dangerous inmates break out of prison, killing of numerous law enforcers, huge property damage and murder of the prison warden along some of the personnel. After all, your papers are signed.
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                                                                Posted, 5th May 2016
                                                                by Garga
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                                                                You can easily attach a few 30mm guns to a car. They also come with unlimited ammo.
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                                                                  Posted, 5th May 2016
                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                  When your prisoners are escaping via a narrow and long bridge, it's very important to send some cars to chase them on the bridge because you cannot possibly block them at the end of the bridge or something.
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                                                                    Posted, 5th May 2016
                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                    Machine-gun Joe's car has a heavy armour or forcefield shield everywhere except for the navigator's seat.
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                                                                      Posted, 5th May 2016
                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                      You may spray cars with millions of bullets, missiles, flame throwers, tank shells and they may hit and smash every single object in their path and get blown and whatnot, but it's impossible to break their headlights and rest assured that their tires will be intact.
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                                                                        Posted, 5th May 2016
                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                        All death race cars have the same rate of acceleration and top speed even when they move in reverse/backwards. Even the Dreadnought of Doom.
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                                                                          Posted, 5th May 2016
                                                                          by Garga
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                                                                          When the economy hits the rock bottom, women prisons will be filled with super models.
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                                                                            Posted, 5th May 2016
                                                                            by Garga
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                                                                            You can blow a car up by pouring gasoline on and throw a car lighter at it.
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                                                                              Posted, 5th May 2016
                                                                              by Garga
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                                                                              The lighter is the most important part of any car.
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                                                                                Posted, 5th May 2016
                                                                                by Garga
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                                                                                In a fucked up economy where you get paid $300 for 120 hours of hard labour per week, people still afford to pay $250 to see a lousy 3-part TV program.
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                                                                                  Posted, 5th May 2016
                                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                                  If you are gay, you don't need no stinking navigator. All you need is a lazy fat punching bag.
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                                                                                    Posted, 5th May 2016
                                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                                    Nobody will notice the absence of the new grease monkey whenever the masked driver with the same physique is in sight. Because all the prisoners are morons.
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                                                                                      Posted, 5th May 2016
                                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                                      Prison mechanics are miracle workers because they can make a totalled car anew in about 12 hours. And again. And again.
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                                                                                        Posted, 5th May 2016
                                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                                        If you go to prison, do your best to NOT be Machine gun Joe's navigator. If you failed, kill yourself on the spot as it's less painful and less humiliating.
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                                                                                          Posted, 5th May 2016
                                                                                          by Garga
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