If you have always shown before a distinct aversion to crude language you will jump at the chance to say lines like "Okay cocksucker. Fuck with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk. "
Catering to people who loved the Carmageddon games was a bridge too far. Instead, let's fuck up the premise of the original film while we're at it. Let's just make it a lame prison film! And then even worse sequels! (0) Comments
A Dodge Ram has an engine powerful enough to carry an additional two M61 Vulcans, a rack of rocket launchers, a gigantic metal prow installed on top of the hood, and all the ammunition for generous discharge. (0) Comments
If you plan to blow up someone to bits by installing a bomb in his car, remember putting the bomb in undercarriage while the car is still on the pit for maintenance is not such a bright idea. (0) Comments
When you are sent to kill the wife of a man to frame him to be sent to your own prison and gladiator games, it's crucial to show him your one-of-a-kind gesture which he can identify you with. What possibly can go wrong? (0) Comments
As soon as your release papers are signed you are free as a bird. Nobody will hold you responsible for helping 2 dangerous inmates break out of prison, killing of numerous law enforcers, huge property damage and murder of the prison warden along some of the personnel. After all, your papers are signed. (0) Comments
When your prisoners are escaping via a narrow and long bridge, it's very important to send some cars to chase them on the bridge because you cannot possibly block them at the end of the bridge or something. (0) Comments
You may spray cars with millions of bullets, missiles, flame throwers, tank shells and they may hit and smash every single object in their path and get blown and whatnot, but it's impossible to break their headlights and rest assured that their tires will be intact. (0) Comments