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Zombieland

Zombieland
This list was started on 28th November 2009 by Anon
There are 112 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 10th December 2011

The Things I Learned . . .

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Bill Murray always has Ghostbusters ready to go in his home theater.
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  • 29th November 2009 by Anon
    As should everyone.
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Posted, 29th November 2009
by Anon
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In a zombie apocalypse, the power plants will continue to generate electricity for all of your amusement park and home theater needs.
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    Posted, 19th December 2009
    by Anon
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    The fatties are the first ones to go.
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      Posted, 28th November 2009
      by Anon
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      The hot girl that you let into your apartment, who's been bitten and turned into a zombie, won't attack you until you are awake.
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        Posted, 4th December 2009
        by Sharkboy
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        Zombies can't tell if you're a human as long as you look like a zombie.
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          Posted, 28th November 2009
          by Anon
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          If you get hit with a golf club by pretending to be a zombie the first time, pretend again to the kid with a shotgun.
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            Posted, 19th December 2009
            by Anon
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            Twinkies do expire.
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              Posted, 28th November 2009
              by Anon
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              The best stress relief comes from destroying a roadside novelty shop.
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              • 19th June 2015 by Xynauzer
                I could see how someone could see that scene as insulting, given the fact that it was a native american gift shop. Couldn't it have been a gift shop not related to a specific culture?
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              Posted, 29th November 2009
              by Anon
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              Thank God for rednecks.
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              • 30th November 2009 by Anon
                And rednecks driven by twinkies.
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              Posted, 29th November 2009
              by Anon
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              Zombies who reside in supermarkets will all inevitably be white, male, and obese.
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                Posted, 30th November 2009
                by Anon
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                Do not trust Bill Murray with a practical joke.
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                  Posted, 30th November 2009
                  by Anon
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                  Only use a weapon once, that is unless you can reload it.
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                    Posted, 30th November 2009
                    by Anon
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                    Roller Coaster + Zombie killing = Best Day EVER.
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                      Posted, 2nd December 2009
                      by Anon
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                      If you steal someone's car, hold them at gunpoint, and mess with them at every opportunity, give them a twinkie and all will be forgiven.
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                        Posted, 4th December 2009
                        by Sharkboy
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                        12 year olds may not know who Ghandi is, but they sure as heck understand how Hannah Montana works.
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                          Posted, 3rd February 2010
                          by Anon
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                          It is not wise to go to an amusement park during a zombie apocalypse, it is VERY unwise to turn the power on at an amusement park during a zombie apocalypse.
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                          • 9th December 2009 by Anon
                            thats so true..
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                          Posted, 28th November 2009
                          by Anon
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                          There's always time to stop at the walk of fame.
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                            Posted, 20th December 2009
                            by UsernameTed
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                            I learned that to get to single minors, you have to double tap your way there.
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                              Posted, 30th November 2009
                              by Anon
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                              You just gotta run faster than the person next to you, if you're going to survive a zombie attack.
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                              • 6th December 2009 by Anon
                                Or a bear attack, incidentally.
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                              Posted, 30th November 2009
                              by Anon
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                              When zombies attacked someone entered the unlimited ammo cheat.
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                                Posted, 8th December 2009
                                by waffle
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                                The problem with coconut is not the taste, it's the consistency!
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                                  Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                  by Oak
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                                  The first chick you sleep with will try to eat you in the morning.
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                                  • 10th August 2011 by john2012
                                    When you really should be trying to eat her.
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                                  Posted, 1st July 2010
                                  by Dominic
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                                  Doing a Zombie impression during a zombie outbreak....probably not the best idea!
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                                    Posted, 2nd July 2010
                                    by TiffYG2133
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                                    A good way to attract a zombie is by playing a "Deliverance" tune on a banjo in a supermarket.
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                                      Posted, 1st August 2010
                                      by Abrina7
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                                      It's not wise to learn the real names of your traveling companions as you may become attached to them.
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                                      • 8th August 2010 by ryan corderman
                                        Jonah Hex had a similar rule with his pets Horse and Dog.
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                                      Posted, 28th November 2009
                                      by Anon
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                                      Never relinquish your gun to someone else, lest they take it and shoot you instead.
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                                        Posted, 28th November 2009
                                        by Anon
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                                        Purel, lots of purel.
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                                          Posted, 28th November 2009
                                          by Anon
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                                          Never trust strip joints, they will steal your money and try to kill you!
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                                            Posted, 4th December 2009
                                            by Sharkboy
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                                            Just because you're in the middle of the Zombie Apocalypse doesn't mean that you can't still go out and have a good time.
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                                              Posted, 7th December 2009
                                              by Anon
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                                              The best way to survive the Zombie Apocalypse is not to flee the country, but to head to an alleged safe haven inside of it.
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                                                Posted, 20th December 2009
                                                by UsernameTed
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                                                Taking the time to personalize your vehicle is a helpful way to keep sane.
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                                                • 3rd April 2010 by UsernameTed
                                                  It didn't work so well in Tallahasee's case though.
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                                                Posted, 20th December 2009
                                                by UsernameTed
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                                                Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, suffer the threat of dozens of zombies nipping at your heels. Fool me in quadruplet, well... you'd better have a god damned twinkie waiting for me.
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                                                  Posted, 3rd February 2010
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  The zombie apocalypse is a little easier to accept when you don't necessarily have to headshot them.
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                                                    Posted, 3rd February 2010
                                                    by Anon
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                                                    Testing your strength on a zombie clown's head is far more satisfying than ringing the bell.
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                                                      Posted, 3rd February 2010
                                                      by Anon
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                                                      Double-barrelled shotguns are not ideal for gun salutes.
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                                                        Posted, 3rd February 2010
                                                        by Anon
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                                                        You can have a lot more fun going to Wichita than you might think.
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                                                          Posted, 3rd February 2010
                                                          by Anon
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                                                          Never buy hamburgers at the gas station.
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                                                            Posted, 3rd February 2010
                                                            by Anon
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                                                            Garfield is Bill Murray's old shame.
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                                                              Posted, 3rd February 2010
                                                              by Anon
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                                                              12 is the new 20.
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                                                                Posted, 17th February 2010
                                                                by marcsnothere
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                                                                The best impromptu weapon: not one of the many large, sharp knives in your kitchen, but a shower curtain.
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                                                                  Posted, 19th February 2010
                                                                  by miquonranger03
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                                                                  Mexico has the better Twinkies.
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                                                                  • 18th September 2012 by Alaurien
                                                                    or los submarinos XD
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                                                                  Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                  by Dominic
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                                                                  Garland, TX still looks the same in a zombie apocalypse.
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                                                                    Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                    by Dominic
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                                                                    Bill Murray likes to keep the front door to his mansion unlocked during zombie apocalypses.
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                                                                      Posted, 1st August 2010
                                                                      by thugz4real
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                                                                      It might mean something if you say sorry to someone you just shot point blank with a shotgun.
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                                                                        Posted, 1st August 2010
                                                                        by thugz4real
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                                                                        Don't take a shit in Zombieland.
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                                                                          Posted, 1st August 2010
                                                                          by thugz4real
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                                                                          Mothers that have the "my kid is an honors student" sticker slapped on their van are fat, have massive Beanie baby collections, and don't like seat belts.
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                                                                            Posted, 1st August 2010
                                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                                            Normal ass Americans like to play I spy or some shit while driving down the road.
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                                                                              Posted, 1st August 2010
                                                                              by thugz4real
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                                                                              Rednecks like to carry a whole arsenal of fully-loaded assault weapons in the back of their Hummers.
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                                                                                Posted, 1st August 2010
                                                                                by thugz4real
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                                                                                There may or may not be a significance to the number '3'.
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                                                                                • 10th September 2010 by Daryl
                                                                                  Indeed it is. Just like in Jackass the Movie.
                                                                                • 2nd January 2010 by UsernameTed
                                                                                  I think it's a reference to Dale Earndhart senior of Nascar racing.
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                                                                                Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                                                by Anon
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                                                                                Sometimes it's best to enjoy the little things.
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                                                                                  Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                                  Twinkies are forever.
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                                                                                  • 24th June 2010 by UsernameTed
                                                                                    Actually, they're not. They do expire.
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                                                                                  Posted, 30th November 2009
                                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                                  If a girl asks you to let her use your gun to shoot her bitten little sister, remember to check her little sister BEFORE you hand her the gun, they might just be con artists.
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                                                                                    Posted, 1st December 2009
                                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                                    Mad Cow Disease will eventually lead to the Apocolypse.
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                                                                                      Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                                                      by wolfgirl92
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                                                                                      If your car is yellow, you do not run out of fuel.
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                                                                                        Posted, 6th December 2009
                                                                                        by Manga Cheapskate
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                                                                                        Always wear your seatbelt.
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                                                                                          Posted, 11th December 2009
                                                                                          by nightman34
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                                                                                          Banjos are very solid musical instruments. Load up on Banjos, and, maybe learn to play.
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                                                                                            Posted, 20th December 2009
                                                                                            by UsernameTed
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                                                                                            When you limp up, the words will do the same.
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                                                                                              Posted, 5th January 2010
                                                                                              by K2
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                                                                                              You could eat around the buckshot in the splattered twinkie, but it wouldn't be worth it.
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                                                                                                Posted, 3rd February 2010
                                                                                                by Anon
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                                                                                                Akimbo M1911's: Classy. Akimbo Chainsaws: Godly.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 3rd February 2010
                                                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                                                  Fat people will die first in the Zombie apocalypse.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 17th February 2010
                                                                                                    by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                                    Gas attendants are the best people to rip off.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 17th February 2010
                                                                                                      by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                                      Nuns know how to kill zombies.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 17th February 2010
                                                                                                        by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                                        When in doubt, Know your way out.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 29th March 2010
                                                                                                          by TankerCaptain
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                                                                                                          Limber up.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 29th March 2010
                                                                                                            by TankerCaptain
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                                                                                                            During a zombie apocalypse, Facebook will be useless.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                                              by Dominic
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                                                                                                              Zombies are attracted to amusement parks.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                                                by Dominic
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                                                                                                                Bill Murray has a nice house.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                                                  by Dominic
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                                                                                                                  Something kind of cool actually happened in the Dallas area in this movie.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                                                    by Dominic
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                                                                                                                    Blenders suck for killing people.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                                                      by Dominic
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                                                                                                                      Bullets are a zombies weakness.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                                                        by Dominic
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                                                                                                                        Native American gift shops are fragile.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 1st July 2010
                                                                                                                          by Dominic
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                                                                                                                          It's really fun to trash up Native American travel shops.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 1st August 2010
                                                                                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                            Always paint the number "3" on every SUV you steal.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 1st August 2010
                                                                                                                              by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                              There are no black people left in Zombieland.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 1st August 2010
                                                                                                                                by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                                Double-tap to avoid becoming a human happy meal!
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 1st August 2010
                                                                                                                                  by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                                  Bill Murray=Best Cameo
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th August 2010
                                                                                                                                    by jacobdfl
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                                                                                                                                    "Fucking" is not Bill Murray's middle name.
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                                                                                                                                    • 10th November 2010 by AKenjiB
                                                                                                                                      Yes it is
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 18th August 2010
                                                                                                                                    by Fitz
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                                                                                                                                    If you find a whole bag of weapons in a zombie apocalypse, its appropriate to waste a bunch of rounds to celebrate. You don't need bullets do ya?
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd September 2010
                                                                                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                                      Woody Harrelson likes Twinkies.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 19th November 2010
                                                                                                                                        by coolme16405
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                                                                                                                                        Bill Murray gets me.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 24th May 2011
                                                                                                                                          by sammy davis jr
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                                                                                                                                          When you find a grocery store full of food, you don't take any of it.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 10th December 2011
                                                                                                                                            by PointMan528491
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                                                                                                                                            A little sunscreen never hurt anybody.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 28th November 2009
                                                                                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                                                                                              Never trust little girls. Ever. They are manipulative car thieves and will get at your heart strings, causing you to rush madly into an infestation of zombies.
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                                                                                                                                              • 9th December 2009 by Anon
                                                                                                                                                amen to that.. =)
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 29th November 2009
                                                                                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                                                                                              Everybody is good at something.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 2nd December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                Not using anybody's name to not get attached will ultimately backfire.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                                                                                                  Never be the hero.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 11th December 2009
                                                                                                                                                    by nightman34
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                                                                                                                                                    Don't kill Bill Murray.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 11th December 2009
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                                                                                                                                                      Always double tap.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 21st December 2009
                                                                                                                                                        by wolfgirl92
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                                                                                                                                                        Girls age faster than boys.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 3rd January 2010
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                                                                                                                                                          Goodbye lines are horrible, especially if it's from a movie.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 3rd January 2010
                                                                                                                                                            by K2
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                                                                                                                                                            Cardio.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 3rd February 2010
                                                                                                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                                                                                                              Banjos make for better bludgeons than guitars.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 3rd February 2010
                                                                                                                                                                by Anon
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                                                                                                                                                                When your other options are your sister or a crazy guy driven by twinkies, it's really easy to want to hit that.
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                                                                                                                                                                • 28th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
                                                                                                                                                                  LOL
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                                                                                                                                                                  Sure it does. Also, you spelt grammatical wrong. Not trying to be petty, though.
                                                                                                                                                                • 1st March 2010 by kvn8907
                                                                                                                                                                  This doesn't even make gramatical sense!
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 3rd February 2010
                                                                                                                                                                by Anon
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                                                                                                                                                                130 years after it was created, people will still be using the sawn-down, lever-action "Mule's Leg" as a symbol of badass.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 3rd February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                  It's hard to be upset about your death when in hindsight the prank leading up to it was very poorly thought out.
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                                                                                                                                                                  • 28th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
                                                                                                                                                                    It just proves Bill Murray is nothing without his writers.
                                                                                                                                                                  • 18th February 2010 by UsernameTed
                                                                                                                                                                    There's a lesson here...
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 3rd February 2010
                                                                                                                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                                                                                                                  Marijuana kills.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 3rd February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                    You don't need to lock your car door in the zombie apocalypse.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 3rd February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                      Take away a man's son, and you leave him with nothing.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 3rd February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                        Even the most badass of individual does not want to die at the muzzle of his own gun.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 3rd February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                          Hellevator-type rides come back down after they shoot you up.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 3rd February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                            Is it edible? Put it in a plastic bag.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 19th February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                              Even when you know it's a trap, not only wander into it willingly, but leave as many blind corners as possible.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 19th February 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                Don't be a Hero
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 29th March 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                  by TankerCaptain
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Beware of bathrooms.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 29th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                    When zombies rule the world, pranks can be deadly.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 25th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Don't help a lady look for her ring.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 1st July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Always double tap.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 26th July 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                          by Josh
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                                                                                                                                                                                          You don't want to feel how hard Woody can punch.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th August 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                            by ryan corderman
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                                                                                                                                                                                            If you want to go to an amusement park, take Bill Murray's advice and dress up like a zombie.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd September 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Take quicker $hits in a zombie apocalypse.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd September 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Bill's full name is Bill Fucking Murray
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 10th November 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                  by AKenjiB
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Zombie+falling piano=Zombie Kill of the Week.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 15th January 2011
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