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The Shining

The Shining
This list was started on 8th January 2011 by twich
There are 28 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 21st October 2012

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You may love your wife, but you still want to bash her brains in.
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    Posted, 8th January 2011
    by twich
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    2
    Redrum is murder backwards.
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      Posted, 8th January 2011
      by twich
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      3
      Do not use an elevator to transport blood. It will leak everywhere.
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        Posted, 4th November 2011
        by bourbonphantom
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        4
        Sometimes...you've just got to "correct" your family by killing them.
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          Posted, 8th January 2011
          by twich
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          Don't make out with the hot naked lady that came out of nowhere, she will turn into an old naked lady and laugh at you for falling for her prank.
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            Posted, 10th January 2011
            by agentdc7
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            Men like blowjobs from men in bear suits.
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              Posted, 10th January 2011
              by agentdc7
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              A psychic cannot sense your presence if you hide behind a column.
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                Posted, 4th November 2011
                by bourbonphantom
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                Hotel bathrooms...They're just...bad.
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                  Posted, 8th January 2011
                  by twich
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                  Once upon a time, All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. The End. You have just read a novel.
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                    Posted, 10th January 2011
                    by agentdc7
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                    10
                    Johnny is here.
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                      Posted, 21st April 2011
                      by marissarachelle
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                      11
                      The Stanley Hotel doesn't really have that huge labyrinth...I feel ripped off!
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                        Posted, 6th March 2011
                        by TiffYG2133
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                        12
                        Swinging a baseball bat without hitting the psycho is a great idea.
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                        • 12th December 2011 by bourbonphantom
                          http://100thingsilearned.com/view.php?id=1107 This thread exists already.
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                        Posted, 10th December 2011
                        by PointMan528491
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                        13
                        Always go into the room that you were told not to go into.
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                          Posted, 10th December 2011
                          by PointMan528491
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                          14
                          When Danny writes a word with two "R"s, he can only write one of them facing the right way.
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                            Posted, 10th December 2011
                            by PointMan528491
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                            You talk to your friend that lives inside your mouth by talking to your finger.
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                              Posted, 10th December 2011
                              by PointMan528491
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                              16
                              Some places are like people...some shine and some don't.
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                                Posted, 8th January 2011
                                by twich
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                                17
                                Twins in a hallway are scary.
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                                • 10th January 2011 by agentdc7
                                  They're actually not twins. I used to think that myself. If you look carefully you'll notice. It's just that they're wearing the exact same thing is what throws people off.
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                                Posted, 8th January 2011
                                by twich
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                                18
                                Mr. Grady WAS the caretaker.
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                                  Posted, 8th January 2011
                                  by twich
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                                  19
                                  In hotels, you will want to drink the hair of the dog that bit you.
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                                    Posted, 8th January 2011
                                    by twich
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                                    Whenever you come downstairs while your husband is typing, you break his concentration and he has to start all over.
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                                      Posted, 8th January 2011
                                      by twich
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                                      21
                                      Naked rotting old ladies are scary.
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                                        Posted, 10th January 2011
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        Ghosts will hand out booze for free.
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                                          Posted, 1st November 2011
                                          by bourbonphantom
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                                          23
                                          Do not take marital advice from an undead racist.
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                                            Posted, 4th November 2011
                                            by bourbonphantom
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                                            24
                                            The blood usually gets off at the second floor.
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                                              Posted, 10th December 2011
                                              by PointMan528491
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                                              25
                                              You can give oral sex while wearing a dog mask.
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                                                Posted, 10th December 2011
                                                by PointMan528491
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                                                26
                                                You always make out with the hot, young naked chick.
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                                                  Posted, 10th December 2011
                                                  by PointMan528491
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                                                  27
                                                  When you get writer's block, just type "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" over and over.
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                                                    Posted, 10th December 2011
                                                    by PointMan528491
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                                                    See? Danny learned about the Donner party from the television.
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                                                      Posted, 21st October 2012
                                                      by skippkipp
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