The Shining Movie Plot Holes and Funny Quotes Reimagined

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You may love your wife, but you still want to bash her brains in.
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Posted, 8th January 2011
by twich

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Redrum is murder backwards.
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Posted, 8th January 2011
by twich

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Do not use an elevator to transport blood. It will leak everywhere.
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Posted, 4th November 2011
by bourbonphantom

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Sometimes...you've just got to "correct" your family by killing them.
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Posted, 8th January 2011
by twich

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Don't make out with the hot naked lady that came out of nowhere, she will turn into an old naked lady and laugh at you for falling for her prank.
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Posted, 10th January 2011
by agentdc7

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Men like blowjobs from men in bear suits.
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Posted, 10th January 2011
by agentdc7

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A psychic cannot sense your presence if you hide behind a column.
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Posted, 4th November 2011
by bourbonphantom

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Hotel bathrooms...They're just...bad.
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Posted, 8th January 2011
by twich

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Once upon a time, All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. The End. You have just read a novel.
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Posted, 10th January 2011
by agentdc7

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Johnny is here.
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Posted, 21st April 2011
by marissarachelle

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The Stanley Hotel doesn't really have that huge labyrinth...I feel ripped off!
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Posted, 6th March 2011
by TiffYG2133

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Swinging a baseball bat without hitting the psycho is a great idea.
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12th December 2011 by bourbonphantom
http://100thingsilearned.com/view.php?id=1107 This thread exists already.

Posted, 10th December 2011
by PointMan528491

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Always go into the room that you were told not to go into.
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Posted, 10th December 2011
by PointMan528491

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When Danny writes a word with two "R"s, he can only write one of them facing the right way.
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Posted, 10th December 2011
by PointMan528491

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You talk to your friend that lives inside your mouth by talking to your finger.
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Posted, 10th December 2011
by PointMan528491

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Some places are like people...some shine and some don't.
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Posted, 8th January 2011
by twich

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Twins in a hallway are scary.
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10th January 2011 by agentdc7
They're actually not twins. I used to think that myself. If you look carefully you'll notice. It's just that they're wearing the exact same thing is what throws people off.

Posted, 8th January 2011
by twich

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Mr. Grady WAS the caretaker.
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Posted, 8th January 2011
by twich

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In hotels, you will want to drink the hair of the dog that bit you.
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Posted, 8th January 2011
by twich

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Whenever you come downstairs while your husband is typing, you break his concentration and he has to start all over.
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Posted, 8th January 2011
by twich

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Naked rotting old ladies are scary.
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Posted, 10th January 2011
by agentdc7

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Ghosts will hand out booze for free.
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Posted, 1st November 2011
by bourbonphantom

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Do not take marital advice from an undead racist.
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Posted, 4th November 2011
by bourbonphantom

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The blood usually gets off at the second floor.
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Posted, 10th December 2011
by PointMan528491

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You can give oral sex while wearing a dog mask.
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Posted, 10th December 2011
by PointMan528491

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You always make out with the hot, young naked chick.
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Posted, 10th December 2011
by PointMan528491

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When you get writer's block, just type "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" over and over.
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Posted, 10th December 2011
by PointMan528491

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See? Danny learned about the Donner party from the television.
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Posted, 21st October 2012
by skippkipp

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