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Spaceballs

Spaceballs
This list was started on 13th January 2011 by Anon
There are 42 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 6th April 2012

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"12345" is the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage.
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    Posted, 13th January 2011
    by Anon
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    Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
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      Posted, 13th January 2011
      by Anon
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      Dark Helmet always drinks coffee while watching Radar. Everyone knows that!
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      • 22nd February 2011 by waydaddy6
        Yes we do Sir!
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      Posted, 14th January 2011
      by NateSean
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      Merchandising is where the real money from the movie is made.
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        Posted, 14th January 2011
        by NateSean
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        Even in the future, nothing works properly.
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          Posted, 13th January 2011
          by Anon
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          The self destruct mechanism is a large red button very clearly marked "Self Destruct".
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            Posted, 14th January 2011
            by NateSean
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            Schwartz rings are often found in Cracker Jack boxes.
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              Posted, 13th January 2011
              by Anon
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              Pizza the Hut likes the taste of himself.
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                Posted, 13th January 2011
                by agentdc7
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                Princess Vespa can't live without her industrial strength hair dryer.
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                  Posted, 14th January 2011
                  by NateSean
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                  There's two sides to every schwartz.
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                    Posted, 13th January 2011
                    by Anon
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                    When lying about what you didn't see, be sure to tell him everything you "didn't" see.
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                      Posted, 13th January 2011
                      by agentdc7
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                      Movies will have a copy of the movie while the movie is in the making.
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                        Posted, 13th January 2011
                        by agentdc7
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                        Kane from Alien survived the chestburster. Too bad it happened again.
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                          Posted, 13th January 2011
                          by agentdc7
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                          When you realize a 5 digit combination is the exact same one you have, be sure to tell everyone aloud.
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                            Posted, 14th January 2011
                            by agentdc7
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                            He doesn't like all the fuss. He's just plain Yogurt.
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                              Posted, 14th January 2011
                              by NateSean
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                              Only Lonestar would dare give Dark Helmet the raspberry.
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                                Posted, 14th January 2011
                                by NateSean
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                                Lonestar's Schwartz is as big as Dark Helmet's.
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                                  Posted, 14th January 2011
                                  by NateSean
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                                  Even the Apes know that Spaceballs aren't a good sign.
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                                    Posted, 14th January 2011
                                    by NateSean
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                                    Never go over Dark Helmet's helmet.
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                                      Posted, 13th January 2011
                                      by Anon
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                                      The bathroom wall is unlisted.
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                                        Posted, 13th January 2011
                                        by Anon
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                                        God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.
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                                          Posted, 14th January 2011
                                          by NateSean
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                                          The way President Scroob runs things, 1,000 years of oxygen won't last 100.
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                                            Posted, 14th January 2011
                                            by NateSean
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                                            When the only two lunch menu options are the soup or the special, always go with the soup.
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                                              Posted, 24th February 2011
                                              by IanM1986
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                                              "12345" is the combination on President Skroob's luggage.
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                                              • 4th February 2011 by Anon
                                                Voting this one up because it needs to be placed directly beneath its twin.
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                                              Posted, 13th January 2011
                                              by Anon
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                                              Dark Helmet wasn't a fan of the Police Academy movies.
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                                                Posted, 14th January 2011
                                                by NateSean
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                                                Dot Matrix can't hold her oil when she gets excited.
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                                                  Posted, 14th January 2011
                                                  by NateSean
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                                                  Princess Vespa is a base.
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                                                    Posted, 14th January 2011
                                                    by NateSean
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                                                    Beaming is more trouble than it's worth.
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                                                      Posted, 24th February 2011
                                                      by IanM1986
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                                                      Dark Helmet doesn't need the gas mask down to make faces at Scroob.
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                                                        Posted, 14th January 2011
                                                        by NateSean
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                                                        Yogurt's home sure isn't the temple of Beth Israel.
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                                                          Posted, 14th January 2011
                                                          by NateSean
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                                                          Colonel Sanders is not chicken.
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                                                            Posted, 14th January 2011
                                                            by NateSean
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                                                            Spaceships traveling at ludicrous speed will be shown in tartan.
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                                                              Posted, 14th January 2011
                                                              by njackson84
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                                                              Huge Safari helmets are hilarious.
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                                                                Posted, 26th January 2011
                                                                by Kikkomannrice
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                                                                BARF isn't a good name to have when saving someone.
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                                                                  Posted, 23rd February 2011
                                                                  by THE S
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                                                                  1980s style music will eventually make a comeback.
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                                                                    Posted, 24th February 2011
                                                                    by IanM1986
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                                                                    Don't hire Assholes for any job.
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                                                                      Posted, 24th February 2011
                                                                      by IanM1986
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                                                                      The Short, Short version works the best.
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                                                                        Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                                        by Optimus Thunder
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                                                                        Barf will order the cleavage.
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                                                                          Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                                          by Optimus Thunder
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                                                                          Liquid Schwartz makes space tracks.
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                                                                            Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                                            by Optimus Thunder
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                                                                            All princesses are horse-faced space dogs!
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                                                                              Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                                              by Optimus Thunder
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                                                                              There's something wrong with the radar, Sir.
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                                                                                Posted, 15th January 2012
                                                                                by Optimus Thunder
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                                                                                The kids love Spaceballs the flame thrower.
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                                                                                  Posted, 6th April 2012
                                                                                  by pocketg99
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