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The Green Hornet

The Green Hornet
This list was started on 13th January 2011 by ryan corderman
There are 38 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 7th July 2013

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Not all Asians are bad drivers.
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    Posted, 18th January 2011
    by vfxfan
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    Doctors in the ER will never notice that a bullet wound isn't fresh.
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    • 2nd March 2011 by The Other You
      "and why is there a scabbed burn mark next to the wound...like a hot butter knife"
    • 7th February 2011 by Josh
      "shot 10 minutes ago?" "wow you heal like the wolverine, the wounds partially closed"
    • 4th February 2011 by vivant
      I was wondering too.. XD
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    Posted, 17th January 2011
    by Doctor G
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    If you are a narcotics kingpin your henchmen will utterly fail to detect that a rival drug lord coming to a meeting in your own office is carrying, unconcealed, an enormous handgun.
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    Posted, 17th January 2011
    by Doctor G
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    When you corner a hornet, you get stung.
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    Posted, 17th January 2011
    by Doctor G
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    Everyone knows Kato is the Green Hornet and Britt is the sidekick. Don't tell Britt that.
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      Posted, 17th January 2011
      by TigerLily
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      Mono is some kind of new disease which puts you to sleep for almost two weeks.
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      • 2nd March 2011 by PandasLikePoptarts
        You do realize that you sleep a LOT when you have mono, right?
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      Posted, 4th February 2011
      by vivant
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      Two guys wearing masks and hats riding around in downtown LA in broad daylight in a 1960s muscle car are totally inconspicuous.
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        Posted, 17th January 2011
        by Doctor G
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        Even though your car has been completely riddled with military grade weapons fire and chopped in half you will not be injured and the car will still do everything you need it to.
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          Posted, 17th January 2011
          by Doctor G
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          The Blue Wombat isn't a very cool name.
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            Posted, 13th January 2011
            by ryan corderman
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            Even an awesome action movie with no romance what-so-ever, can't escape the twilight phenomenon.
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            • 5th February 2011 by Doctor G
              Elucidate please.
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            Posted, 17th January 2011
            by TigerLily
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            Want to make a PG-13 movie more gritting without getting the R rating? Say Sh*t A LOT.
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              Posted, 17th January 2011
              by TigerLily
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              Killing people dressed in green because you think it's your enemy makes perfect sense when they are running around in black outfits.
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                Posted, 17th January 2011
                by TigerLily
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                Kato can make a good cup of coffee, trick out cars, build weapons, knows kung fu, play the piano and many other skills. It's just too bad that not one of them is the ability to swim.
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                  Posted, 2nd June 2011
                  by AJwest
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                  Newspaper rolls are bullet proof.
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                    Posted, 22nd May 2012
                    by broham
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                    Want to be a super hero bad ass? Hire an Asian guy to help you!
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                      Posted, 13th January 2011
                      by ryan corderman
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                      It's probably not a good idea to shoot yourself in the face with the gas gun.
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                        Posted, 13th January 2011
                        by ryan corderman
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                        People die from bee stings.
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                        • 27th January 2011 by ryan corderman
                          I have seen this movie. It was a joke on how the killer made it look like the father died from a Bee sting. It was just a joke. But yeah I only post learnings of films I have seen.
                        • 27th January 2011 by Doctor G
                          The killer made it look like the father had died from a bee sting. Ryan, I love that you're having fun with this site. But it looks like you are putting in learnings without actually seeing the movie.
                        • 17th January 2011 by ryan corderman
                          I was told that his father is killed by a "bee sting"
                        • 17th January 2011 by Doctor G
                          Indeed people do die from bee stings. But nobody in this movie does.
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                        Posted, 13th January 2011
                        by ryan corderman
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                        Don't bother trying to help others; your dad will just get pissed at you.
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                          Posted, 13th January 2011
                          by ryan corderman
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                          People who own newspapers own mansions!
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                          • 17th January 2011 by ryan corderman
                            Oops my bad I ment own lol sorry.
                          • 17th January 2011 by Doctor G
                            People who own newspapers own mansions. We didn't see where any writers live.
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                          Posted, 13th January 2011
                          by ryan corderman
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                          Kato is a human Swiss army knife.
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                          • 7th February 2011 by Josh
                            a human asian knife?
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                          Posted, 13th January 2011
                          by ryan corderman
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                          Kato doesn't like photo radar.
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                            Posted, 13th January 2011
                            by ryan corderman
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                            Doesn't understand why Kato reduced the knockout dosage from eleven days to just one hour.
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                            • 2nd March 2011 by The Other You
                              11 days of unexpected sleep would teach a criminal
                            • 4th February 2011 by vivant
                              Maybe because Kato wants to prevent another 'mono' accident. XD
                            • 27th January 2011 by Doctor G
                              This isn't a learning.
                            • 17th January 2011 by TigerLily
                              I mean what if they couldn't get away in one hour. Is 24 hours too long? How about 12? Even six? But one stinking hour!
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                            Posted, 17th January 2011
                            by TigerLily
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                            NEVER tell your boss to kiss your hairy as*, let alone french kiss it. The repercussion are deadly.
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                              Posted, 17th January 2011
                              by TigerLily
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                              People will judge 'mono' as the new 'syph' if Lenore continues to speak it in the same tone.
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                                Posted, 4th February 2011
                                by vivant
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                                There is a city called Shanghai in Japan.
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                                  Posted, 4th February 2011
                                  by vivant
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                                  Poor Kato, he doesn't have a nickname.
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                                  Posted, 4th February 2011
                                  by vivant
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                                  Britt Reid fired all of his Servants except the young maid who disappears.
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                                    Posted, 4th March 2011
                                    by Consuela
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                                    If you have a recording of your arch-enemy exposing his evil misdeeds on a handy USB stick, you should definitely head to one of the easily-accessible places that he knows you frequent on a regular basis, rather than trying to upload it immediately from any computer made in the last 10 years.
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                                      Posted, 7th July 2013
                                      by El Zoof
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