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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
This list was started on 18th January 2011 by Raajnie
There are 16 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 30th January 2011

The Things I Learned . . .

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Never underestimate the passed out chick in the corner.
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    Posted, 18th January 2011
    by Raajnie
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    The traffic warden is probably the unluckiest bastard in the world.
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      Posted, 18th January 2011
      by Raajnie
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      Northern monkeys hate Southern fairies!
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        Posted, 30th January 2011
        by AshBlaze
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        Shotguns are guns that fire shot.
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          Posted, 30th January 2011
          by AshBlaze
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          "Too late, too late" will be the cry, when the man with the bargains has passed you by.
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            Posted, 30th January 2011
            by AshBlaze
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            The chef likes his soup because he knows what he is doing is legal.
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              Posted, 18th January 2011
              by Raajnie
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              Alms dealers have their regular meetings at sex shops.
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                Posted, 18th January 2011
                by Raajnie
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                Some people can shuffle a pack of cards from one hand with their eyes shut.
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                  Posted, 18th January 2011
                  by Raajnie
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                  Some cocktails at certain bars look like a rain forest. You can even fall in love with an orangutan in there.
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                    Posted, 18th January 2011
                    by Raajnie
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                    If anyone asks you the meaning of people being 'armed' say that they've got bad breath, colourful language and a feather duster.
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                      Posted, 18th January 2011
                      by Raajnie
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                      Rory Breaker may light you up in flames, but he will still keep the fire extinguisher out of your reach.
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                        Posted, 18th January 2011
                        by Raajnie
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                        Tom is fat, and looks as though he should be, but is not.
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                          Posted, 30th January 2011
                          by AshBlaze
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                          If the milk turns out to be sour, Rory Breaker ain't the kind of pussy to drink it.
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                            Posted, 30th January 2011
                            by AshBlaze
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                            Hatchet Harry doesn't care who you use for a job, as long as they're not complete muppets.
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                              Posted, 30th January 2011
                              by AshBlaze
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                              If you grow copious amounts of ganja and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of sodding fertilizer, you don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist.
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                                Posted, 30th January 2011
                                by AshBlaze
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                                Willie and Charles are not the quickest of cats at the best of times.
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                                  Posted, 30th January 2011
                                  by AshBlaze
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