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Men In Black

Men In Black
This list was started on 14th December 2009 by Anon
There are 51 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 4th August 2012

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You should keep something important like a universe containing countless civilizations tied to a cat's neck, instead of trusting it to the professionals in black suits.
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    Posted, 14th December 2009
    by Anon
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    "Don't ever, ever touch the red button!"
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      Posted, 14th December 2009
      by Anon
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      Rookies should be armed the a powerful laser gun with out any formal training or warning about its insane recoil.
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        Posted, 14th December 2009
        by Anon
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        Old white guy and young black guy is a classic formula for awesome.(see 80's cop shows and White House for more details)
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          Posted, 14th December 2009
          by Anon
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          Removing your finger prints with an intense flash really hurts.
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            Posted, 14th December 2009
            by Anon
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            Cockroaches love sugar.
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              Posted, 14th December 2009
              by Anon
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              Nothing phases New Yorkers because they've seen it all, they just can't remember.
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                Posted, 14th December 2009
                by Anon
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                If the rookie is around he has to play the midwife.
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                  Posted, 14th December 2009
                  by Anon
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                  The best way to hide the truth is in plain sight.
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                    Posted, 14th December 2009
                    by Anon
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                    Skinning a person and wearing it is comical when an alien does it off screen without saying "It puts the lotion on its skin...".
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                    • 15th December 2009 by Anon
                      Haha Joe Dirt Easter egg.
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                    Posted, 14th December 2009
                    by Anon
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                    People are too stupid to notice that they are surrounded by strange aliens and whatnot. Must be all the memory-flashies messing with our heads.
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                      Posted, 14th December 2009
                      by chibi master
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                      Sometimes, you will be taken up on the offer to pry something out of your cold dead fingers.
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                        Posted, 15th December 2009
                        by Anon
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                        Aliens will always reasonably give you a countdown before destroying your planet.
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                          Posted, 15th December 2009
                          by Anon
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                          You can blast a UFO out of the sky and not draw a crowd.
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                          Posted, 15th December 2009
                          by Anon
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                          Creepy bug-eyed dogs are not of this world.
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                            Posted, 16th December 2009
                            by Anon
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                            After being killed and having his body taken over by an alien homicidal maniac, Edgar's actually friendlier!
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                              Posted, 11th March 2010
                              by ekedolphin
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                              You can blow someone away with a shotgun on the streets of Manhattan and no one will flinch, but harass a dog, and people will look at you like you're a piece of shit.
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                                Posted, 13th March 2010
                                by ekedolphin
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                                Dennis Rodman's an alien. (That's supposed to be a disguise?)
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                                  Posted, 13th March 2010
                                  by ekedolphin
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                                  The roach alien loses its ability to talk when it sheds its "Egar" suit.
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                                    Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                    by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                    Even though a giant alien bug can simply use it's tail stinger to instantly kill you, he'd rather just knock you around a bit to give you more chances to find a way to kill him.
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                                      Posted, 28th November 2010
                                      by Thalidomide Squid
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                                      All aliens explode like bags of sticky goo when shot.
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                                        Posted, 28th November 2010
                                        by Thalidomide Squid
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                                        Neuralyzing people multiple times does not cause brain cancer.
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                                        Posted, 14th December 2009
                                        by Anon
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                                        The Guggenheim Museum needs better locks and elevators.
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                                          Posted, 14th December 2009
                                          by Anon
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                                          It's better for the public live in ignorance then in constant fear of possible daily annihilation.
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                                            Posted, 14th December 2009
                                            by Anon
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                                            All black is the new black, it helps you be inconspicuous.
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                                              Posted, 14th December 2009
                                              by Anon
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                                              A world fair is great for hiding spaceships in plain sight.
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                                                Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                by irg19
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                                                Illegal aliens are ironic.
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                                                  Posted, 15th December 2009
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  Nobody really want to be nostalgic about alien-bug memories.
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                                                    Posted, 15th December 2009
                                                    by Anon
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                                                    Man-suits as worn by a large alien bug are kind of snug, yet slightly rakish.
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                                                      Posted, 15th December 2009
                                                      by Anon
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                                                      Bugs leave a green spectral trail and crave sugar water. What, you didn't watch Final Jeopardy! last night?
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                                                        Posted, 11th March 2010
                                                        by ekedolphin
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                                                        FBI agents have no sense of humor that they are aware of.
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                                                          Posted, 11th March 2010
                                                          by ekedolphin
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                                                          Not *all* New York City cab drivers are aliens.
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                                                            Posted, 13th March 2010
                                                            by ekedolphin
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                                                            Act like you're in charge, and people will tend to back down.
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                                                              Posted, 13th March 2010
                                                              by ekedolphin
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                                                              Elvis isn't dead; he just went home.
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                                                                Posted, 13th March 2010
                                                                by ekedolphin
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                                                                If you have unlimited technology form the whole universe you will cruise around in a Ford P.O.S.
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                                                                  Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                                  by tenshi
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                                                                  Anytime a woman shows the slightest sign of sexual independence...
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                                                                    Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                                    by ekedolphin
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                                                                    When people get shot, they don't explode, but shoot an alien ...
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                                                                      Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                                                      by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                                                      Don't take a break when the alien in the "egar" suit is around.
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                                                                        Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                                                        by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                                                        You can have a larger weapon than "Egar" and still lose :(
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                                                                          Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                                                          by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                                                          If you get old and start becoming useless. you're out of the MIB.
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                                                                            Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                                                            by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                                                            Zed does not want an intergalactic kegger.
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                                                                              Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                                                              by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                                                              When recruiting the best of the best of the best, pick Will Smith anyway.
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                                                                                Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                                                                by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                                                                Being down the gullet of an interstellar cockroach is just one memory that K does not want.
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                                                                                  Posted, 21st September 2010
                                                                                  by Bacupboy
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                                                                                  Giant alien bugs never use their giant sharp teeth when eating FBI agents.
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                                                                                    Posted, 28th November 2010
                                                                                    by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                                    The same gun that will take down a huge spacecraft can be shot directly behind two men sitting on grass without any collateral damage.
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                                                                                      Posted, 28th November 2010
                                                                                      by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                                      Marbles is the ultimate universal game. It never gets boring.
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                                                                                        Posted, 28th November 2010
                                                                                        by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                                        Only push the red button in tunnels.
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                                                                                          Posted, 28th November 2010
                                                                                          by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                                          Being discovered by border control officers causes aliens to attempt suicide attacks.
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                                                                                            Posted, 28th November 2010
                                                                                            by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                                            If you want to kill the tiny alien hiding inside the upper forehead of a humanoid body, stab the neck.
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                                                                                              Posted, 4th August 2012
                                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                                              When you stab someone in the neck with your CG appendage, there will be no signs of injury whatsoever.
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                                                                                                Posted, 4th August 2012
                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                If you see a little girl with a Quantum Physics book in the dark, shoot her. Weird looking aliens? Leave them alone.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 4th August 2012
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