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Death Proof

Death Proof
This list was started on 11th February 2011 by AshBlaze
There are 21 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 6th November 2012

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Austin really is that small.
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    Posted, 11th February 2011
    by AshBlaze
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    Don't try to stop your car when your friend is fighting for her life on the hood and some guy is ramming your car.
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    • 6th November 2012 by bourbonphantom
      D'oh! I thought that too, never occurred to me to make a learning out of it.
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    Posted, 6th November 2012
    by Faar
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    Apparently, Austin has a Big Kahuna Burger... still can't find it.
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      Posted, 11th February 2011
      by AshBlaze
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      The difference between hipsters and stuntwomen, is you don't wanna fuck with stuntwomen.
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        Posted, 11th February 2011
        by AshBlaze
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        5
        Even though you're a creepy, sado-masochist, and you've already been called out for stalking a girl, you can still charm your way into a drunken lap-dance from said girl.
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          Posted, 11th February 2011
          by AshBlaze
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          Before you reveal how crazy you are, be sure to break the fourth wall and smile at the audience.
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            Posted, 11th February 2011
            by AshBlaze
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            Kurt Russell still does a great John Wayne.
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              Posted, 11th February 2011
              by AshBlaze
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              His name is Stuntman Mike... and... he's a stuntman.
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                Posted, 11th February 2011
                by AshBlaze
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                If Pete Townshend had quit The Who, the group would be called: Dave, Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch, Tich, and Pete.
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                  Posted, 11th February 2011
                  by AshBlaze
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                  10
                  Death proof is better than safe.
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                    Posted, 11th February 2011
                    by AshBlaze
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                    Chartreuse is a liquor so good, they named a color after it.
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                      Posted, 11th February 2011
                      by AshBlaze
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                      Kim can't let you go, without tapping that ass one more time.
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                        Posted, 11th February 2011
                        by AshBlaze
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                        "Yes. Kim would be the girl of color."
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                          Posted, 11th February 2011
                          by AshBlaze
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                          "As long as a guy's buying the booze, a fuckin' bitch'll drink anything."
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                            Posted, 11th February 2011
                            by AshBlaze
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                            There is one thing every girl in the whole world whose name is Shanna has in common with each other - they all hate the name Shawna. And they really hate when people call them Shawna. Remember it's Shanna banana not Shawna banawna.
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                              Posted, 11th February 2011
                              by AshBlaze
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                              Motherfuckers who carry knives, get shot.
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                                Posted, 11th February 2011
                                by AshBlaze
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                                When you live your life like a stuck-up, kinda skanky-yet-standoffish, hipster, then you really drop your guard when it comes to untrustworthy people.
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                                  Posted, 11th February 2011
                                  by AshBlaze
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                                  Earl McGraw solved this case! It's the law that failed.
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                                    Posted, 12th February 2011
                                    by AshBlaze
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                                    Jungle Julia doesn't really have a black girl's ass... She's got a big ass!
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                                      Posted, 16th February 2011
                                      by AshBlaze
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                                      20
                                      Watching people talk pointlessly for 2 hours does not compensate for 20 minutes of action.
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                                        Posted, 7th November 2011
                                        by bourbonphantom
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                                        Eli Roth wants to know where BJ's bear is.
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                                          Posted, 28th November 2011
                                          by SHlTBOX FLANGER
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