Death Proof

This list was started on 11th February 2011 by AshBlaze

There are 21 learnings for this movie

This list was last updated on 6th November 2012

Austin really is that small.
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Posted, 11th February 2011
by AshBlaze

Don't try to stop your car when your friend is fighting for her life on the hood and some guy is ramming your car.
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6th November 2012 by bourbonphantom
D'oh! I thought that too, never occurred to me to make a learning out of it.

Posted, 6th November 2012
by Faar

Apparently, Austin has a Big Kahuna Burger... still can't find it.
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Posted, 11th February 2011
by AshBlaze

The difference between hipsters and stuntwomen, is you don't wanna fuck with stuntwomen.
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Posted, 11th February 2011
by AshBlaze

Even though you're a creepy, sado-masochist, and you've already been called out for stalking a girl, you can still charm your way into a drunken lap-dance from said girl.
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Posted, 11th February 2011
by AshBlaze

Before you reveal how crazy you are, be sure to break the fourth wall and smile at the audience.
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Posted, 11th February 2011
by AshBlaze

Kurt Russell still does a great John Wayne.
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Posted, 11th February 2011
by AshBlaze

His name is Stuntman Mike... and... he's a stuntman.
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Posted, 11th February 2011
by AshBlaze

If Pete Townshend had quit The Who, the group would be called: Dave, Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch, Tich, and Pete.
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Posted, 11th February 2011
by AshBlaze

Death proof is better than safe.
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Posted, 11th February 2011
by AshBlaze

Chartreuse is a liquor so good, they named a color after it.
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Posted, 11th February 2011
by AshBlaze

Kim can't let you go, without tapping that ass one more time.
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Posted, 11th February 2011
by AshBlaze

"Yes. Kim would be the girl of color."
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Posted, 11th February 2011
by AshBlaze

"As long as a guy's buying the booze, a fuckin' bitch'll drink anything."
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Posted, 11th February 2011
by AshBlaze

There is one thing every girl in the whole world whose name is Shanna has in common with each other - they all hate the name Shawna. And they really hate when people call them Shawna. Remember it's Shanna banana not Shawna banawna.
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Posted, 11th February 2011
by AshBlaze

Motherfuckers who carry knives, get shot.
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Posted, 11th February 2011
by AshBlaze

When you live your life like a stuck-up, kinda skanky-yet-standoffish, hipster, then you really drop your guard when it comes to untrustworthy people.
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Posted, 11th February 2011
by AshBlaze

Earl McGraw solved this case! It's the law that failed.
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Posted, 12th February 2011
by AshBlaze

Jungle Julia doesn't really have a black girl's ass... She's got a big ass!
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Posted, 16th February 2011
by AshBlaze

Watching people talk pointlessly for 2 hours does not compensate for 20 minutes of action.
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Posted, 7th November 2011
by bourbonphantom

Eli Roth wants to know where BJ's bear is.
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Posted, 28th November 2011
by SHlTBOX FLANGER

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