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Drive Angry

Drive Angry
This list was started on 26th February 2011 by ryan corderman
There are 31 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 20th August 2013

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Bad ass mother fuckers are never fast enough.
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    Posted, 6th March 2011
    by ryan corderman
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    Nick Cage never disrobes before a gun fight.
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      Posted, 10th March 2011
      by ryan corderman
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      "Aim for their tires." is police talk for "Aim for there heads."
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        Posted, 10th March 2011
        by ryan corderman
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        4
        F.B.I. stands for Federal Bureau of get the Fuck out of my way.
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          Posted, 10th March 2011
          by ryan corderman
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          You can both have sex and gunfight if you're a bad-ass HellBreaker.
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            Posted, 28th May 2011
            by iAteMyWife
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            You shouldn't shoot Nicolas Cage when he's driving.
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              Posted, 26th February 2011
              by ryan corderman
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              Hell already is walking the Earth!
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                Posted, 26th February 2011
                by ryan corderman
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                Your not a hitchhiker unless you have your thumb out.
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                  Posted, 26th February 2011
                  by ryan corderman
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                  9
                  Don't just stand around wondering if someone is in the car that just crashed.
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                    Posted, 26th February 2011
                    by ryan corderman
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                    The worst Satan can do is not let you back into Hell.
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                      Posted, 26th February 2011
                      by ryan corderman
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                      11
                      Hydrogen trucks are great for making a clear path!
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                        Posted, 26th February 2011
                        by ryan corderman
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                        12
                        3D makes everything better, always.
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                          Posted, 26th February 2011
                          by ryan corderman
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                          13
                          Amber Heard should never not be in short shorts.
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                            Posted, 26th February 2011
                            by ryan corderman
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                            Nicholas Cage's career has sucked since Ghost Rider.
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                              Posted, 4th March 2011
                              by Cjv95
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                              Two days is like a decade in horny fucker years.
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                                Posted, 10th March 2011
                                by ryan corderman
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                                Nobody ever reaches the end and says "Damn I wish I hadn't fucked so much."
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                                  Posted, 10th March 2011
                                  by ryan corderman
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                                  If you're from hell, waitresses in the south will be all over you.
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                                    Posted, 11th March 2011
                                    by AshBlaze
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                                    If anyone shows you his F.B.I ID, make sure he isn't an accountant from hell.
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                                    • 4th June 2011 by gaara
                                      If he flips a coin and magically produces it out of nowhere.
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                                    Posted, 28th May 2011
                                    by iAteMyWife
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                                    A shotgun when fired from underneath a flying car can cause a massive explosion.
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                                      Posted, 4th June 2011
                                      by gaara
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                                      One of the powers you get as being the Devil's Accountant is that you are able to conjure up a 1957 Chevy. He probably forgot about it when he was walking the highway & stealing cars to chase John throughout the movie.
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                                        Posted, 17th June 2011
                                        by RoC77
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                                        Dont FUCKIN mess with Nic Cage .. you've got a fight comin.
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                                          Posted, 25th June 2011
                                          by Mizterwildace
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                                          If you have three bullets in your colt, you can waste two.
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                                            Posted, 17th August 2011
                                            by missshinobi
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                                            Don't mess with Milton's relatives. He will break out hell and screw you up!!
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                                              Posted, 18th August 2011
                                              by missshinobi
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                                              You can DRIVE to HELL.
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                                                Posted, 18th August 2011
                                                by missshinobi
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                                                A DEAD man can mess up with your business.
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                                                  Posted, 18th August 2011
                                                  by missshinobi
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                                                  Milton will have to see his enemies in hell again.
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                                                    Posted, 18th August 2011
                                                    by missshinobi
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                                                    Staff from hell have manners.
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                                                      Posted, 18th August 2011
                                                      by missshinobi
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                                                      Milton did know how to celebrate his victory.
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                                                        Posted, 18th August 2011
                                                        by missshinobi
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                                                        Human skulls can be used as beer cups.
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                                                          Posted, 18th August 2011
                                                          by missshinobi
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                                                          The villain can never dodge the final bullet.
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                                                            Posted, 18th August 2011
                                                            by missshinobi
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                                                            GhostDriver!
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                                                              Posted, 20th August 2013
                                                              by Loyd Mongo
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