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Blade 2

Blade 2
This list was started on 3rd March 2011 by AshBlaze
There are 26 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 27th September 2014

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A "tactical unit" of vampires that have been training for two years to take down their sworn enemy are actually rather inept and useless.
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    Posted, 8th March 2011
    by KungFuMasterLarry
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    It is still unknown whether or not Blade can blush.
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      Posted, 3rd March 2011
      by AshBlaze
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      Stoners are ungrateful, even after you save their life and get them a full-time job.
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        Posted, 3rd March 2011
        by AshBlaze
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        Did anyone else notice that this movie ended just like the first one: 1. Blade gets tasered and captured by enemy vampires. 2. Blade gets drained of his blood. 3. Blade gets saved by someone. 4. Blade drinks blood and gets energy back. 5. Blade gets pissed and whoops everybody's ass. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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        • 14th September 2014 by agentdc7
          I definitely did the first time I watched it.
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        Posted, 9th March 2011
        by rkw0021
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        Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer.
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          Posted, 3rd March 2011
          by AshBlaze
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          Almost becoming a vampire for a couple of years will leave you feeling like hammered shit.
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            Posted, 3rd March 2011
            by AshBlaze
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            When you think it sounds like a plan, it really means they're gonna fuck you the first chance they get.
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              Posted, 3rd March 2011
              by AshBlaze
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              Nobody goes cold turkey from the thirst in just one night.
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                Posted, 3rd March 2011
                by AshBlaze
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                Sorry sons of bitches could've at least fixed Whistler's damn leg, while they were torturing him and keeping him alive in a vat of blood.
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                  Posted, 3rd March 2011
                  by AshBlaze
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                  Be proud of your enemy, and enjoy his success.
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                    Posted, 3rd March 2011
                    by AshBlaze
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                    The Vampires are just shitting bricks just because they're no longer top of the food chain.
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                      Posted, 3rd March 2011
                      by AshBlaze
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                      Is the enemy of your enemy your friend, or your enemy?
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                        Posted, 3rd March 2011
                        by AshBlaze
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                        Regular bullets don't kill Vampires, but apparently, it hurts like hell.
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                          Posted, 3rd March 2011
                          by AshBlaze
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                          In order to bring the Reapers to you, you gotta spray on some of the suckpuppy's nut juice.
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                            Posted, 3rd March 2011
                            by AshBlaze
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                            When Blade tells you he's gonna "Catch you later," you better believe him.
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                              Posted, 3rd March 2011
                              by AshBlaze
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                              In the morning, the blinds are gonna open, whether you're cured or not.
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                                Posted, 3rd March 2011
                                by AshBlaze
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                                Vampires can be genetically created.
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                                  Posted, 8th March 2011
                                  by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                  Vampires need to pick a language and stick with it.
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                                    Posted, 31st March 2011
                                    by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                    If you have to walk into a vampire safe house as a silly-looking ensemble, at least do it right; make sure a killer Mos Def song is playing you guys in.
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                                    • 15th July 2011 by AshBlaze
                                      Damn straight!
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                                    Posted, 26th April 2011
                                    by Kikkomannrice
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                                    Vampires are no longer at the top of the food chain. Chuck Norris is.
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                                      Posted, 16th March 2011
                                      by Jonny Penn
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                                      2 Vampires charge at Blade with their motorcycles... what was their plan of attack again?
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                                        Posted, 14th September 2014
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        When you kill a vampire with one bullet, waste 2 more bullets on him to be stylish.
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                                          Posted, 14th September 2014
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          Some people are too dumb to realize that Whistler (turned vampire) is still alive in the trunk even though we all know vampires turn into ash when they die.
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                                            Posted, 14th September 2014
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            Vampire gymnastics move like they have no weight to them. Oh, I mean CGI gymnastics.
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                                              Posted, 14th September 2014
                                              by agentdc7
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                                              Lawyers barely qualify as human. Even they know that.
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                                                Posted, 14th September 2014
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                The bomb that Blade planted on Ron Perlman's head is actually a dud even though it actually isn't a dud, which doesn't explain why he didn't use it on Ron Perlman.
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                                                  Posted, 27th September 2014
                                                  by agentdc7
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