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The Princess Bride

The Princess Bride
This list was started on 14th December 2009 by X3PH3R
There are 65 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 21st March 2012

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There's a difference between mostly dead, and all dead.
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    Posted, 14th December 2009
    by X3PH3R
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    "To the pain" is a worst fate than "To the death".
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      Posted, 22nd December 2009
      by Oak
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      Your life force can be sucked out through your ears, nipples and hip bones.
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        Posted, 22nd December 2009
        by wolfgirl92
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        Yelling "I knew you were bluffing" makes you look stupid after you've already been tied up.
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          Posted, 17th December 2009
          by kashiwagi
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          "Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
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            Posted, 14th December 2009
            by X3PH3R
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            When grandpa was your age, television was called books!
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              Posted, 22nd May 2010
              by thugz4real
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              Don't worry about that boat following you. It's probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night... in... eel-infested waters.
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                Posted, 22nd May 2010
                by thugz4real
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                Never get involved in a land war in asia.
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                  Posted, 14th December 2009
                  by Aggrazel
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                  Never go in on a Cicilian when death is on the line.... unless you happen to be immune to iocane powder.
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                    Posted, 14th December 2009
                    by Aggrazel
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                    Make sure people really know how surprised you are by constantly shouting out "Inconceivable!"
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                      Posted, 22nd May 2010
                      by thugz4real
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                      An immunity to iocane powder is a necessity in life.
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                        Posted, 14th December 2009
                        by X3PH3R
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                        Pitchers, placed directly above ones head, are excrustiatingly difficult to reach by oneself. Hence, why we have a farm boy to get it for us.
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                          Posted, 14th December 2009
                          by sapphire0kisses
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                          Always take care of rodent problems right away or they may end up becoming BIG problems.
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                            Posted, 17th December 2009
                            by kashiwagi
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                            The Dred Pirate Roberts must always dress like Zorro.
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                              Posted, 22nd December 2009
                              by Abrina7
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                              Giants are particularly adept to rhyming words and I mean it... Anybody wanna peanut?
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                                Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                by Oak
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                                A M.L.T sandwich when the mutton is nice an lean is the greatest thing in the world above true love.
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                                  Posted, 2nd January 2010
                                  by Ginamaya
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                                  If you need to find that secret tree entrance, just close your eyes and tell your dead father to guide your sword.
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                                    Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                    by thugz4real
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                                    Andre the Giant can only doggie paddle.
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                                      Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                      by thugz4real
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                                      If you want to part a crowd like Moses did to the sea, just yell: EVERYBODY MOVE!
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                                        Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                        by thugz4real
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                                        If you rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
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                                          Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                          by thugz4real
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                                          "I'm not a witch, I'm your WIFE! But I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore!"
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                                            Posted, 2nd September 2010
                                            by slashnroses
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                                            Armed with a wheelbarrow and a holocaust cloak, anything is possible.
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                                              Posted, 14th August 2011
                                              by Gertie
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                                              Chocolate-coated pills can bring someone back to life, sometimes!
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                                                Posted, 17th December 2009
                                                by TiffYG2133
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                                                When in doubt, go back to the beginning. Getting drunk helps as well.
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                                                  Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                  by wolfgirl92
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                                                  Its harder to wrestle with one man as opposed to half a dozen, probably because you use different moves.
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                                                    Posted, 15th January 2010
                                                    by Goldenspider
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                                                    Large men dream of large women.
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                                                      Posted, 15th January 2010
                                                      by Goldenspider
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                                                      If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.
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                                                        Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                        by ekedolphin
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                                                        A good way to get someone to do something is to threaten to have your enormous friend tear his arms off.
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                                                          Works against 'droids playing space chess against wookies...
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                                                        Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                        by ekedolphin
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                                                        Y'know, considering that Count Rugen doesn't exactly keep a low profile, one would figure Inigo would have found him before now.
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                                                          Posted, 15th March 2010
                                                          by ekedolphin
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                                                          Inigo went from trying to count 20 men on his fingers (and having to think about it for an inordinately long time) to instantly counting that there were now 60 men surrounding the castle. Interesting.
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                                                            Posted, 15th March 2010
                                                            by ekedolphin
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                                                            You can learn to live comfortably in the fire swamp.
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                                                              Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                              by thugz4real
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                                                              Always make yourself useful by throwing your opponent a rope.
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                                                                Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                by thugz4real
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                                                                Waiting around to kill someone could put a damper on any possible relationship with them.
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                                                                  Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                  by thugz4real
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                                                                  There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity for Princess Buttercup to damage hers.
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                                                                    Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                    by thugz4real
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                                                                    The Dread Pirate Roberts never dies.
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                                                                      Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                                      by X3PH3R
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                                                                      When in doubt, go to miracle max.
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                                                                        Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                                        by X3PH3R
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                                                                        Jumping out of balcony windows comes with extra wind and pretty sound effects.
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                                                                          Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                                          by X3PH3R
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                                                                          Tis polite to let the man coming to possibly kill you finish getting up the cliff and take a breather before you duel.
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                                                                            Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                                            by X3PH3R
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                                                                            He's not left handed.
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                                                                              Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                                              by X3PH3R
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                                                                              Threatening to tear an arm off gets things done.
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                                                                                Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                                                by X3PH3R
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                                                                                R.O.U.S.es exist.
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                                                                                  Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                                                  by Aggrazel
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                                                                                  If you happen to be in the business of making swords for really evil men with 6 fingers on one of their hands... hire bodyguards.
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                                                                                    Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                                                    by Aggrazel
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                                                                                    Never let your fiance say her "I do's"...especially if she already hates you.
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                                                                                      Posted, 17th December 2009
                                                                                      by kashiwagi
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                                                                                      Everyone killed Inigo Montoya's father, apparently. So they must be prepared to die. But what if they are NOT prepared, hmmm?
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                                                                                        Posted, 19th December 2009
                                                                                        by chibi master
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                                                                                        Wuv, TEWO wuv... will fowwow you... fowevaaah...
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                                                                                          Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                                                          by ekedolphin
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                                                                                          Andre the Giant likes pretty white horses.
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                                                                                            Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                                                            If there is nothing nearby for miles, then no one will hear you scream.
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                                                                                              Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                                              by thugz4real
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                                                                                              Mawaaggee......
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                                                                                                Posted, 20th July 2010
                                                                                                by Lena
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                                                                                                Tyrone, you know i love to watch you work, but I have my wife's murder to plan and Guilder to blame for it. I'm swamped!
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                                                                                                  Posted, 2nd September 2010
                                                                                                  by slashnroses
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                                                                                                  Inigo will smile at you if he knows something you don't know.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                                                                    by Optimus Thunder
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                                                                                                    Rays of light will always spill from the clouds behind you when you pray to your father.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                                                                      by Optimus Thunder
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                                                                                                      When the camera zooms in, you climb much slower.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                                                                        by Optimus Thunder
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                                                                                                        The Grandfather is possibly Westley incarnate?
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                                                                                                          Posted, 2nd March 2012
                                                                                                          by LadyGrizz
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                                                                                                          Using a word too often is an indicator that you do not understand what it means.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 19th March 2012
                                                                                                            by bourbonphantom
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                                                                                                            When you tap someone on the head to jog their memory, be sure to do it lightly.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 21st March 2012
                                                                                                              by agentdc7
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