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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
This list was started on 14th December 2009 by WatcherAngel
There are 70 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 31st January 2015

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If a witch turns you into a newt, you'll get better
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    Posted, 14th December 2009
    by WatcherAngel
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    Always be absolutely sure of what your favorite color is.
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      Posted, 14th December 2009
      by Aggrazel
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      When in doubt, RUN AWAY!!!!
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        Posted, 14th December 2009
        by WatcherAngel
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        In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second
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          Posted, 14th December 2009
          by WatcherAngel
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          Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
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          • 15th December 2010 by UsernameTed
            If I went off saying I was Emperor because some watery tart lubbed a Scimitar at me, they would put me away!
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          Posted, 7th January 2010
          by Lord R
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          Five is the new three.
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            Posted, 28th January 2010
            by starsheep4
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            If she weighs as much as a duck, she's made out of wood, and therefore... a witch!
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              Posted, 14th December 2009
              by WatcherAngel
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              I'm not dead yet! I feel happy!
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              • 4th November 2014 by zikzak393
                You're not fooling any of us!
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              Posted, 25th December 2009
              by nikkabee
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              It's just a harmless little bunny rabbit
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                Posted, 14th December 2009
                by WatcherAngel
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                Sheeps bladders may be used to prevent earthquakes.
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                  Posted, 14th December 2009
                  by Aggrazel
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                  England is a temperate zone and coconuts are tropical
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                    Posted, 14th December 2009
                    by WatcherAngel
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                    You don't vote for kings.
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                      Posted, 14th December 2009
                      by Aggrazel
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                      Having a gang bang with 100 nurses puts you in grave danger
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                        Posted, 5th February 2010
                        by jimbob
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                        It's just a flesh wound
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                          Posted, 14th December 2009
                          by WatcherAngel
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                          It's always the french....
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                            Posted, 14th December 2009
                            by WatcherAngel
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                            If your castle sinks into the swamp, rebuild it. Eventually, it will stay up.
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                              Posted, 14th December 2009
                              by Aggrazel
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                              Not all crazy people are heavily medicated, some get paid for it!
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                                Posted, 16th December 2009
                                by TiffYG2133
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                                Don't be fooled. It's not just a flesh wound.
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                                  Posted, 25th December 2009
                                  by Halfsh0t
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                                  If you are on your way to find the mystical Holy Grail that God sent you to find, you need a boat to get across the lake. But once you find out that the castle is overtaken by the French, you are able to walk back across the lake.
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                                    Posted, 10th January 2010
                                    by Sazinata
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                                    Chucking the sword into the green knight eye hole might sound easy despite handling extremely heavy swords.
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                                      Posted, 26th January 2010
                                      by K2
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                                      Always buy two shrubberies just in case the knights of Ni demand a second one.
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                                        Posted, 26th January 2010
                                        by K2
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                                        Cats are the most effective method of cleaning rugs.
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                                          Posted, 14th December 2009
                                          by sapphire0kisses
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                                          You're dad doesn't like it when you sing.
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                                            Posted, 27th December 2009
                                            by Halfsh0t
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                                            Having all of your limbs hacked off will only result in a draw.
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                                              Posted, 3rd January 2010
                                              by K2
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                                              Do not go to Camalot, for it is a silly place.
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                                                Posted, 5th January 2010
                                                by Orin
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                                                Make sure you go inside the Trojan Bunny.
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                                                  Posted, 5th January 2010
                                                  by K2
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                                                  If wedding guests are killed, they can still get up for a musical number.
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                                                    Posted, 5th January 2010
                                                    by K2
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                                                    The world is banana shaped.
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                                                      Posted, 10th January 2010
                                                      by Sazinata
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                                                      Now we see the violence inherent in the system.
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                                                        Posted, 15th January 2010
                                                        by gagster
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                                                        Animals, especially cows, are the best type of projectile.
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                                                          Posted, 20th January 2010
                                                          by K2
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                                                          Castle Anthrax is very seducing.
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                                                            Posted, 20th January 2010
                                                            by K2
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                                                            If you don't know if she is made of wood, then build a bridge out of her.
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                                                            • 15th December 2010 by UsernameTed
                                                              But can you also not build bridges out of stone?
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                                                            Posted, 20th January 2010
                                                            by K2
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                                                            If you're a traveling singing minstrel, you'll be the first person to be used as an emergency food source, and no one will mourn your death.
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                                                              Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                              by ekedolphin
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                                                              Being the middle head of a three-headed giant is a fate worse than death.
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                                                                Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                                by ekedolphin
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                                                                The French will fart in your general direction.
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                                                                  Posted, 28th November 2010
                                                                  by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                  I'm not sure whether to be glad or dissapointed that Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Picture, did not appear in the picture.
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                                                                    Posted, 15th December 2010
                                                                    by UsernameTed
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                                                                    Camelot is only a model.
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                                                                      Posted, 20th January 2010
                                                                      by K2
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                                                                      Don't got to Camelot, it is a silly place - and only a model.
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                                                                        Posted, 6th February 2010
                                                                        by Evilgidgit
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                                                                        Two European Swallows can carry a coconut by using a strand of tree bark held under the dorsal guiding feathers, why not?
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                                                                          Posted, 12th April 2010
                                                                          by DaMaser
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                                                                          Keep your junk away from Black Knights without arms or legs.
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                                                                            Posted, 28th November 2010
                                                                            by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                            King Arthur, you do not have to slay everyone in a castle because the French made fun of you. Just ignore them.
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                                                                              Posted, 15th December 2010
                                                                              by UsernameTed
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                                                                              Message for you, Sir.
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                                                                                Posted, 4th November 2014
                                                                                by zikzak393
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                                                                                Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
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                                                                                • 31st January 2015 by zikzak393
                                                                                  Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, didn't you?
                                                                                • 31st January 2015 by zikzak393
                                                                                  Bloody peasant!
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                                                                                Posted, 31st January 2015
                                                                                by zikzak393
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                                                                                And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
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                                                                                  Posted, 31st January 2015
                                                                                  by zikzak393
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                                                                                  Let's all sing - He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin His head smashed in and his heart cut out And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off And his penis...
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                                                                                    Posted, 31st January 2015
                                                                                    by zikzak393
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                                                                                    We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot.
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                                                                                    • 31st January 2015 by zikzak393
                                                                                      I have to push the pram a lot.
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                                                                                    Posted, 31st January 2015
                                                                                    by zikzak393
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                                                                                    If you're not covered in shit, then you too can be a King!
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                                                                                      Posted, 31st January 2015
                                                                                      by zikzak393
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                                                                                      Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem BONK!
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                                                                                        Posted, 31st January 2015
                                                                                        by zikzak393
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