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This list was started on 19th March 2011 by VaughnOnMovies
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If you make $2 million and you're a super genius, you forget to pay back the measly $10k loanshark debt.
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    Posted, 20th March 2011
    by Donny
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    For a company that makes the 'genius drug', they sure are idiots.
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      Posted, 25th May 2011
      by Thalidomide Squid
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      If you could do anything, you would be president - not cure death or invent free energy.
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        Posted, 20th March 2011
        by Donny
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        The fastest way to become president is to take drugs.
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          Posted, 23rd March 2011
          by ryan corderman
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          And the moral of the story is that the winner is the guy who managed to stay on the drugs the longest.
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            Posted, 4th April 2011
            by SkyeSilverwing
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            Women instantly sleep with smartasses.
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              Posted, 20th March 2011
              by Donny
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              Russian gangsters don't know the sound of their friends' voices.
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                Posted, 19th March 2011
                by VaughnOnMovies
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                If you buy a pharmaceutical company that makes a smart pill, you won't think of taking the pills yourself.
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                  Posted, 20th March 2011
                  by Donny
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                  You can avoid paying rent by writing a law paper then sleeping with your landlord's wife.
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                    Posted, 20th March 2011
                    by Donny
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                    Sexy girls love to be driven crazy fast through a third world town's bustling streets. Hahaha they find it so funny!
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                      Posted, 20th March 2011
                      by Donny
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                      A pill takes effect in 30 seconds.
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                        Posted, 20th March 2011
                        by Donny
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                        Another name for this could've been "Aderol: The Motion Picture."
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                          Posted, 23rd March 2011
                          by AshBlaze
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                          You need $40 million to move out of your dump apartment.
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                            Posted, 19th March 2011
                            by VaughnOnMovies
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                            If you're a super smart trader doubling your money every few hours, you still need $10,000 from a gangsta, cuz you can't wait a few more hours to make that yourself...
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                            Posted, 20th March 2011
                            by Donny
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                            Managing a complex and prolonged mega merger is the fastest way to make money, even if you're capable of doubling your money on the markets every few hours.
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                              Posted, 20th March 2011
                              by Donny
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                              Randomly placing your bodyguards' dismembered hands in amusing poses, is how gangstas like to communicate.
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                                Posted, 20th March 2011
                                by Donny
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                                The smartass is the center of every social event.
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                                  Posted, 20th March 2011
                                  by Donny
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                                  Children make the most adorable weapons.
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                                    Posted, 23rd March 2011
                                    by ryan corderman
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                                    8 million dollar 'fortresses' are pretty easy to get into.
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                                      Posted, 25th May 2011
                                      by Thalidomide Squid
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                                      If a vicious Russian mobster wants some super smart pills from you then you should give him some while you figure out how to prevent him from getting more.
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                                        Posted, 29th May 2011
                                        by calnaughtonjr
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                                        Drinking blood is the fastest way to acquire the effects of a drug.
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                                          Posted, 19th March 2011
                                          by VaughnOnMovies
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                                          You can't make money fast enough unless you get a loan from a Russian gangster.
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                                            Posted, 19th March 2011
                                            by VaughnOnMovies
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                                            No matter how smart you are, you can't grow your own drugs.
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                                              Posted, 19th March 2011
                                              by VaughnOnMovies
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                                              The time to strike is while the safe is being sawed.
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                                                Posted, 19th March 2011
                                                by VaughnOnMovies
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                                                Two huge bouncers are the ultimate personal protection solution of geniuses.
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                                                  Posted, 20th March 2011
                                                  by Donny
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                                                  Blind Russian gangstas will still shoot at you.
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                                                    Posted, 20th March 2011
                                                    by Donny
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                                                    You can get off murder by hiring similar looking guys in your line up.
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                                                      Posted, 20th March 2011
                                                      by Donny
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                                                      Your eyes shine blue when you take the smart pills.
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                                                        Posted, 20th March 2011
                                                        by Donny
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                                                        Geniuses hide their drugs inside their jackets at all times.
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                                                          Posted, 20th March 2011
                                                          by Donny
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                                                          Geniuses have perfect hair.
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                                                            Posted, 20th March 2011
                                                            by Donny
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                                                            Your girlfriend will dump you if you get writer's block.
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                                                              Posted, 20th March 2011
                                                              by Donny
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                                                              If your girlfriend takes a super smart pill to escape an assassin, she will only do that. She will not examine any other part of her life while super smart. She is already way, way too smart for that Mister.
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                                                                Posted, 29th May 2011
                                                                by calnaughtonjr
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                                                                When you are a Genius you need someone else to reverse engineer a drug that you want!
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                                                                  Posted, 10th August 2011
                                                                  by circuitwraith
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                                                                  Drinking smart guy blood will totally revive your fighting spirit.
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                                                                    Posted, 19th March 2011
                                                                    by VaughnOnMovies
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                                                                    NO ONE is 50 steps ahead of Robert De Niro.
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                                                                      Posted, 20th March 2011
                                                                      by AKenjiB
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                                                                      Just after your girlfriend dumps you, you can still be genuinely happy for her promotion.
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                                                                        Posted, 20th March 2011
                                                                        by Donny
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                                                                        Bouncing a basketball on your flat's wall won't annoy your neighbors or solve your writer's block.
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                                                                          Posted, 20th March 2011
                                                                          by Donny
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                                                                          Tidying one's flat is the first thing a genius does.
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                                                                            Posted, 20th March 2011
                                                                            by Donny
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                                                                            Billionaire businessmen in possession of a unique super drug all want to coerce someone else to be president.
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                                                                              Posted, 29th May 2011
                                                                              by calnaughtonjr
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                                                                              When you take drugs (and become a drug addict), you will become president one day.
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                                                                                Posted, 13th June 2011
                                                                                by Jimster114
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                                                                                You mess up a vital meeting with a billionaire because you stashed all your smart pills at your girlfriend's place. Later on you find out there actually was one pill in the can you looked into.
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                                                                                  Posted, 13th August 2011
                                                                                  by Moontown
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                                                                                  If you are a godsent genius, you will narrate your life so passers-by can know what you're thinking.
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                                                                                    Posted, 28th August 2011
                                                                                    by Sharpe
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                                                                                    If Einstein would have been smarter I'm sure he would have spent his time with shares trading, getting outwitted by Russian gangsters, corporate mergers and running for senate. Because THAT's important...
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                                                                                      Posted, 14th October 2011
                                                                                      by bluesy76
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                                                                                      NZT side-effect #1: You lose all ability to take care of your own pills.
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                                                                                        Posted, 14th October 2011
                                                                                        by bluesy76
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                                                                                        Chasing women through Central Park with a bloody knife is generally frowned upon.
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                                                                                          Posted, 14th October 2011
                                                                                          by bluesy76
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                                                                                          One-eyed gangsters look the part but are goddamn unreliable
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                                                                                            Posted, 14th October 2011
                                                                                            by bluesy76
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                                                                                            When someone doesn't cook in their apartments, they usually hide their most valuable stash in their ovens
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                                                                                              Posted, 30th March 2012
                                                                                              by qwkslvr
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                                                                                              Russian gangsters want to take your pills.
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                                                                                                Posted, 19th March 2011
                                                                                                by VaughnOnMovies
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                                                                                                If you become a genius, you become president.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 20th March 2011
                                                                                                  by Donny
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                                                                                                  When you become a super slick genius, you still end up with the same stunner you were dating before.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 20th March 2011
                                                                                                    by Donny
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                                                                                                    If you take enough drugs, you'll eventually only experience the highs.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 20th March 2011
                                                                                                      by Donny
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                                                                                                      Even when you're 50 moves ahead of everyone, you can still get stabbed by surprise if you're an experienced genius gangsta.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 20th March 2011
                                                                                                        by Donny
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                                                                                                        NZT's a helluva drug...
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                                                                                                          Posted, 23rd March 2011
                                                                                                          by AshBlaze
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                                                                                                          It never occurred to the makers of the drug to create their own Presidential candidate.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 25th May 2011
                                                                                                            by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                                                            Even though you have never read a law book in your life, if you recognize a law book's title you'll suddenly become a law genius.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 25th May 2011
                                                                                                              by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                                                              Eddie off the drug is still 50 steps ahead of Carl on the drug.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 25th May 2011
                                                                                                                by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                                                                Becoming a genius means stupidly thinking Carl won't be angry enough to just have you eliminated.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 25th May 2011
                                                                                                                  by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                                                                  Don't you ever take sleeping pills and that SMART pill together! Their functions are fully Reverse to another. .
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 28th May 2011
                                                                                                                    by iAteMyWife
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                                                                                                                    The smartest thing to do if you are a player in arbitrage is to introduce your boss to someone you hardly know and is completely untested.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 29th May 2011
                                                                                                                      by calnaughtonjr
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                                                                                                                      Once a company makes super smart pills, rather than just making more of them, they will hunt down the last flunky's ex brother-in-law and kill him or his girlfriend.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 29th May 2011
                                                                                                                        by calnaughtonjr
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                                                                                                                        Murder scenes are a doddle. Conceal a large bag of drugs by simply pushing it into the back of your trousers. Given you were the one that dialed 911, you are sure not to be hiding anything so shouldn't even be frisked or so much as asked to turn out your pockets.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 19th September 2011
                                                                                                                          by DamnHollywood
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                                                                                                                          British people don't have air or sea ports because "they're stuck on their dank little island fussing over each other's suits."
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 23rd September 2011
                                                                                                                            by wildmorgan
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                                                                                                                            Sleeping with your landlord's young wife is equivalent to paying your rent.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 24th September 2011
                                                                                                                              by Lby54229
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                                                                                                                              You can see clearly now that the stupid is gone...and that you've taken your NZT.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 24th September 2011
                                                                                                                                by Lby54229
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                                                                                                                                Only writers look like drug addicts and alcoholics.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 24th September 2011
                                                                                                                                  by Lby54229
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                                                                                                                                  FILLET...it's such a nice word!
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 24th September 2011
                                                                                                                                    by Lby54229
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                                                                                                                                    Drugs make the world a brighter and more colorful place.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                                                                                                      by Optimus Thunder
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                                                                                                                                      Mixing drugs and alcohol will result in 18 hour blackouts.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                                                                                                        by Optimus Thunder
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                                                                                                                                        Apparently it's okay to cheer for a hero who excels by using performance enhancing drugs.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 22nd February 2012
                                                                                                                                          by Minh
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                                                                                                                                          If a girl yells at you it's because something else is bothering her, not because you're a useless douchebag.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 24th February 2012
                                                                                                                                            by bourbonphantom
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                                                                                                                                            There are no police in the park.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 24th February 2012
                                                                                                                                              by bourbonphantom
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                                                                                                                                              It's time to let the writing go...
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 11th June 2012
                                                                                                                                                by ShadowLion137
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                                                                                                                                                Taking NZT gives you the ability to fight like Bruce Lee.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 3rd December 2012
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                                                                                                                                                  You can beat a crown in South Bronx, be 50 steps ahead of everyone, but not 3 measly Russian mobsters.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 17th April 2014
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                                                                                                                                                    Two people is a limit for an unpunished daily slashing in Central Park.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 7th August 2014
                                                                                                                                                      by IndigoBalls
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                                                                                                                                                      FDA's approval of NZT is way overdue.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 7th August 2014
                                                                                                                                                        by IndigoBalls
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                                                                                                                                                        NZT side effects 101 - it makes you limp.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 7th August 2014
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