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Paul
This list was started on 22nd March 2011 by ryan corderman
There are 44 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 12th September 2014

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Tea is weird in America.
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  • 22nd March 2011 by AshBlaze
    Yeah. They tend to leave the bag in.
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Posted, 22nd March 2011
by ryan corderman
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It's not fat it's power.
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    Posted, 22nd March 2011
    by ryan corderman
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    Agent Mulder was Paul's idea!
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      Posted, 22nd March 2011
      by AshBlaze
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      Sometimes, you just gotta roll the dice.
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        Posted, 22nd March 2011
        by AshBlaze
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        Having your arms broken is worse then being raped.
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          Posted, 22nd March 2011
          by ryan corderman
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          You only get anally probed when aliens are harvesting farts.
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            Posted, 22nd March 2011
            by ryan corderman
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            All aliens love Reese's Pieces.
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              Posted, 22nd March 2011
              by ryan corderman
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              No, Paul's not using a universal translator. He's speaking English, you fucking moron!
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                Posted, 22nd March 2011
                by AshBlaze
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                It only hurts learning everything in the universe if you fight back.
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                  Posted, 22nd March 2011
                  by AshBlaze
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                  You can bet your big fat cock Ruth is hungry.
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                    Posted, 22nd March 2011
                    by AshBlaze
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                    A bar fight is also known as a good, old-fashioned, beer soaked, slobber-knocker.
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                      Posted, 22nd March 2011
                      by AshBlaze
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                      Paul gets his weed from the Military. Strong stuff. This is the stuff that killed Bob Dylan.
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                        Posted, 22nd March 2011
                        by AshBlaze
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                        Alien space ship doors close very slowly.
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                          Posted, 11th April 2011
                          by Thalidomide Squid
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                          After extracting all technical knowledge from aliens, they are then used to write TV shows.
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                            Posted, 11th April 2011
                            by Thalidomide Squid
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                            Even grown men love pizza!
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                              Posted, 22nd March 2011
                              by ryan corderman
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                              Phasers can be set to faint.
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                                Posted, 22nd March 2011
                                by ryan corderman
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                                In America kidnapping a christian is worse than harboring a fugitive.
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                                  Posted, 22nd March 2011
                                  by ryan corderman
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                                  Buzz Aldrin has space man balls.
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                                    Posted, 22nd March 2011
                                    by ryan corderman
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                                    Keith Nash is the coolest kid ever!
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                                      Posted, 22nd March 2011
                                      by AshBlaze
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                                      Paul wouldn't eat a dead bird, would he?
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                                        Posted, 22nd March 2011
                                        by ryan corderman
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                                        Aliens like coffee and bagels.
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                                          Posted, 28th March 2011
                                          by Watsonne
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                                          Seeing an Alien's junk could make you crash your RV.
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                                            Posted, 11th April 2011
                                            by Thalidomide Squid
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                                            Alien's don't want you to touch their junk.
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                                              Posted, 11th April 2011
                                              by Thalidomide Squid
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                                              Alien's don't need shirts..... mostly because they are too complicated to render ;)
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                                                Posted, 11th April 2011
                                                by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                You don't need teeth in outer space.
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                                                  Posted, 11th April 2011
                                                  by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                  Taking off your eyepatch will make you unrecognizable to secret agents.
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                                                    Posted, 11th April 2011
                                                    by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                    Don't call aliens Mork.
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                                                      Posted, 11th April 2011
                                                      by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                      Aliens and humans with actual functioning brains realize religion is just primitive ignorance.
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                                                        Posted, 11th April 2011
                                                        by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                        Aliens only eat dead birds ;)
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                                                          Posted, 13th August 2011
                                                          by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                          Even in a bar 1000 miles from the nearest ocean or naval base there will always be a group of sailors ready to partake in a bar fight.
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                                                            Posted, 2nd April 2013
                                                            by john2012
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                                                            An American RV rental company is going to rent a $60,000 RV to a couple of guys with no U.S. driver's license, probably no insurance, and who come from a country that drives on the other side of the road.
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                                                              Posted, 2nd April 2013
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                                                              American rednecks always assume that two dudes traveling together are gay, unless it is them.
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                                                                Posted, 2nd April 2013
                                                                by john2012
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                                                                Don't you put those queer eyes on him!
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                                                                  Posted, 22nd March 2011
                                                                  by ryan corderman
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                                                                  Four tits is just sick.
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                                                                    Posted, 22nd March 2011
                                                                    by ryan corderman
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                                                                    Paul has got to quit smoking.
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                                                                      Posted, 22nd March 2011
                                                                      by ryan corderman
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                                                                      Sometimes, it's nice to feel a little alien.
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                                                                        Posted, 22nd March 2011
                                                                        by AshBlaze
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                                                                        Paul can't eat Graeme after saving him....... but he'd clearly like to ;)
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                                                                          Posted, 11th April 2011
                                                                          by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                          It's always good to sanitize your space-ship steps after using them to crush psychotic secret agents.
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                                                                            Posted, 11th April 2011
                                                                            by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                            Saving humans from shotgun blasts is very dangerous.
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                                                                              Posted, 11th April 2011
                                                                              by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                              Sometimes you have to roll the dice.
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                                                                                Posted, 11th April 2011
                                                                                by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                                Aliens eat birds
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                                                                                  Posted, 17th June 2011
                                                                                  by gerard29
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                                                                                  RV parks are the perfect place to hide an RV.
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                                                                                    Posted, 2nd April 2013
                                                                                    by john2012
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                                                                                    The main point of the movie was to mentally prepare us to the fact that Seth Rogen is an alien.
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                                                                                      Posted, 17th April 2014
                                                                                      by RumeursRTru
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                                                                                      All bumper stickers should be Velcro! Not just alien on board.
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                                                                                        Posted, 12th September 2014
                                                                                        by Barrakavich
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