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Sucker Punch

Sucker Punch
This list was started on 25th March 2011 by ryan corderman
There are 79 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 16th August 2015

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Who needs a story when you have hot women and special effects!
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    Posted, 25th March 2011
    by ryan corderman
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    There is an inexhaustible amount of fake eyelashes in an asylum.
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      Posted, 28th March 2011
      by Beanie
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      The only thing easier than blonde girls are lobotomized blond girls.
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        Posted, 17th April 2011
        by vfxfan
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        A ten minute film can be stretched to two hours if you add in a LOT of slow-mo.
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          Posted, 25th March 2011
          by ryan corderman
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          People have forgotten about WWI cuz if they see Germans in World War scenes they assume they're Nazis.
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          • 2nd April 2011 by Josh
            gas masks, trench warfare, germans, "no mans land", and mention of the kaiser. Germany stopped having kaisers after Wilhelm II in 1918
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          Posted, 2nd April 2011
          by Josh
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          Apparently, a 20 year old mentally unstable female's brain operates at the same level as a pre-pubescent male's.
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            Posted, 2nd April 2011
            by AshBlaze
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            A 20-year-old woman's fantasy life is curiously like that of a teenage boy's.
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            • 4th April 2011 by AshBlaze
              Eh... Yeah, you said it easier, at least.
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            Posted, 3rd April 2011
            by vfxfan
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            If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.
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              Posted, 25th March 2011
              by ryan corderman
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              Whats worse than Nazis? ZOMBIE NAZIS!
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              • 2nd April 2011 by Josh
                and the guy mentions the kaiser. Germany stopped having kaisers after Wilhelm II in 1918
              • 2nd April 2011 by Josh
                i thot it was WWI cuz of the trench warfare, gas masks, and reference to "no mans land" lol
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              Posted, 25th March 2011
              by ryan corderman
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              In fantasy there are only three things that fly: planes, zeppelins, and dragons.
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                Posted, 2nd May 2011
                by Kxmode
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                Since Baby Doll was sent to the mental hospital for killing her sister, Sweet Pea could potentially be a murdering psychopath that she helped set free.
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                  Posted, 19th September 2011
                  by RoC77
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                  Hot girls wear nothing but cosplay outfits.
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                    Posted, 25th March 2011
                    by ryan corderman
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                    We REALLY don't like snitches.
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                      Posted, 28th March 2011
                      by Beanie
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                      Baby Doll dances best to cheesy, long-winded covers of hit songs.
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                        Posted, 2nd April 2011
                        by AshBlaze
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                        You need silencers to fight a dragon in the middle of a war with medieval weapons.
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                          Posted, 15th April 2011
                          by Arjayes
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                          A gatling gun is the weapon of choice for very tall Samarai creatures.
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                            Posted, 2nd May 2011
                            by Kxmode
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                            Baby Doll escapes her lecherous uncle in "Serious of Unfortunate Events" only to get felt up by her Step Father and sent to the nut house. I guess Cousin Olaf wasn't that bad.
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                              Posted, 2nd July 2011
                              by john2012
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                              Baby Doll can mentally escape reality while dancing. Why couldn't she do it while being raped? Would have saved her sister and the trip to the loony bin!
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                                Posted, 20th April 2012
                                by TiffYG2133
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                                Amber is the only one without a cool nickname.
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                                  Posted, 28th July 2012
                                  by TheBaddestOfThemAll
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                                  The wise man you always picture in your fantasies, well, at the end you don't get to see him in real world but he exists and your friend and us will see him. Man! That was so deep, it rocked my world...
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                                    Posted, 16th August 2015
                                    by Garga
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                                    If your wife doesn't leave you any money, start raping your kids!
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                                      Posted, 25th March 2011
                                      by ryan corderman
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                                      Dance routines will send you deeper into your craziness.
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                                        Posted, 25th March 2011
                                        by ryan corderman
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                                        Giant stone samurais use rail guns.
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                                          Posted, 25th March 2011
                                          by ryan corderman
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                                          Baby Doll sacrificed herself at the end because she realized she went through all that and lost 4 of her friends to avoid having sex with Jon Hamm...oops
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                                            Posted, 28th March 2011
                                            by Beanie
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                                            At least Jon Hamm still has a conscience.
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                                              Posted, 2nd April 2011
                                              by AshBlaze
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                                              When Eli Snyder looks at you, it's hard to tell whether or not he's gonna jump up and kick your ass.
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                                                Posted, 2nd April 2011
                                                by AshBlaze
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                                                "let me give it a shot" is sometimes mistaken for "refresh page"
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                                                • 2nd April 2011 by Josh
                                                  always copy before posting ;)
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                                                Posted, 2nd April 2011
                                                by Josh
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                                                Oh, and one more thing...
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                                                  Posted, 12th April 2011
                                                  by The DUDE
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                                                  I guess shooting the lightbulb directly above your little sister sitting on the floor kills her.
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                                                    Posted, 16th August 2011
                                                    by DarkSoma5972
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                                                    Sometimes a shit film will have an awesome soundtrack that it doesn't deserve.
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                                                      Posted, 12th September 2011
                                                      by njackson84
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                                                      When all the men in the movie are evil and the movie is about girl power, make the person who guides the girls on their journey to freedom a man.
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                                                        Posted, 28th July 2012
                                                        by TheBaddestOfThemAll
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                                                        This movie only makes sense if you watch the extended version.
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                                                          Posted, 29th July 2012
                                                          by TheBaddestOfThemAll
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                                                          Bitch Slap!
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                                                            Posted, 20th August 2013
                                                            by Loyd Mongo
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                                                            Men are really into getting sexual services from crazy psycho murderer girls
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                                                              Posted, 17th April 2014
                                                              by RumeursRTru
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                                                              Robes and straight-jackets is no longer a garment of choice in psycho wards. Now you frolic around in expensive French lingerie.
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                                                                Posted, 30th July 2014
                                                                by IndigoBalls
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                                                                In a brothel, not a single one of prostitutes smoke and in the kitchen there is no matches, so in order to obtain fire, they had to steal an expensive lighter from an important customer.
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                                                                  Posted, 16th August 2015
                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                  The best way to picture your greedy abusive stepfather in a fantasy world is as a priest.
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                                                                    Posted, 16th August 2015
                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                    Lobotomize a hot girl is not considered a sexy move for role playing.
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                                                                      Posted, 16th August 2015
                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                      You don't have bomb? Just tape a torch to a Propane tank and drop it!
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                                                                        Posted, 16th August 2015
                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                        It's super easy to dodge 2 bullets while you stay firmly if your name is Rocket.
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                                                                          Posted, 16th August 2015
                                                                          by Garga
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                                                                          When facing zombie German soldiers, just pierce somewhere in their body, anywhere. They'll be disabled in no time.
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                                                                            Posted, 16th August 2015
                                                                            by Garga
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                                                                            oooh... So, she pictured a fantasy world INSIDE another fantasy world... OMG it's soooo deep!
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                                                                              Posted, 16th August 2015
                                                                              by Garga
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                                                                              Polish Therapy doesn't seem to do any good.
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                                                                                Posted, 16th August 2015
                                                                                by Garga
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                                                                                That creature commander (who ordered to catapult 2 of his soldiers to the plane) is a brilliant ballistics specialist.
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                                                                                  Posted, 16th August 2015
                                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                                  When you see a creature catapulted to your airplane, misses and is falling to his death, shot as many bullets as you can at him. You can't be too careful now can you?
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                                                                                    Posted, 16th August 2015
                                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                                    Dragons love to make their nests in Professor X's Cerebro.
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                                                                                      Posted, 16th August 2015
                                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                                      Baby dragons lick the flesh off the human bone's and don't tear the limbs, as is evident by intact human skeletons inside the nest.
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                                                                                        Posted, 16th August 2015
                                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                                        When you just slayed a baby dragon and see a huge fireball and hear a loud roar, it's probably his mother. Maybe you'd better to run.
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                                                                                          Posted, 16th August 2015
                                                                                          by Garga
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                                                                                          Giant Japanese Samurais chose their weapons based on their purchasing power in a variety from rusty dented blade to huge miniguns.
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                                                                                            Posted, 16th August 2015
                                                                                            by Garga
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                                                                                            No matter what you fantasize, Amber always gets to be the driver.
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                                                                                              Posted, 16th August 2015
                                                                                              by Garga
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                                                                                              Brilliant writing: You need five items: 1, 2, 3, 4 and the fifth one is mystery. Now that's the deepest of 'em all.
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                                                                                                Posted, 16th August 2015
                                                                                                by Garga
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