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Caddyshack

Caddyshack
This list was started on 27th March 2011 by djMADsKiLLz
There are 29 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 21st October 2014

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There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.
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  • 27th March 2011 by AshBlaze
    NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa....
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Posted, 27th March 2011
by djMADsKiLLz
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A flute without holes is not a flute. A donut without a hole is a Danish.
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    Posted, 27th March 2011
    by djMADsKiLLz
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    Judge Smails shouldn't sell himself short. He's a tremendous slouch.
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      Posted, 27th March 2011
      by AshBlaze
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      You'll get nothing and like it!
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        Posted, 27th March 2011
        by AshBlaze
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        The only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
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          Posted, 27th March 2011
          by djMADsKiLLz
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          A varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong... Varmint Cong.
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            Posted, 27th March 2011
            by AshBlaze
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            Take drugs every day.
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              Posted, 27th March 2011
              by AshBlaze
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              When Carl dies, on his deathbed, he will receive total consciousness. So he's got that goin' for him, which is nice.
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                Posted, 27th March 2011
                by AshBlaze
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                A Baby Ruth is still good after it falls into a pool.
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                  Posted, 3rd June 2011
                  by RoC77
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                  Never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.
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                    Posted, 27th March 2011
                    by djMADsKiLLz
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                    The world needs ditch diggers too.
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                      Posted, 27th March 2011
                      by djMADsKiLLz
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                      At the ugly hat store, you get a free bowl of soup with every purchase.
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                        Posted, 27th March 2011
                        by djMADsKiLLz
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                        You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia.
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                        • 27th March 2011 by AshBlaze
                          Is this Russia?
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                        Posted, 27th March 2011
                        by djMADsKiLLz
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                        The food at Bushwood Country Club is awful. It's like low grade dog food. You can get better food at the ballgame. Thumbs down.
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                          Posted, 27th March 2011
                          by djMADsKiLLz
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                          Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!
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                            Posted, 27th March 2011
                            by AshBlaze
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                            Correct me if I'm wrong, but if Carl kills all the golfers, they're gonna lock him up and throw away the key.
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                              Posted, 27th March 2011
                              by AshBlaze
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                              It's in the hole.
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                                Posted, 27th March 2011
                                by AshBlaze
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                                In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.
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                                  Posted, 27th March 2011
                                  by AshBlaze
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                                  Spalding, get your foot off the boat!
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                                    Posted, 27th March 2011
                                    by AshBlaze
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                                    Who's the gopher's ally? His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.
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                                      Posted, 27th March 2011
                                      by AshBlaze
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                                      We have a pond, in the back. We have a pool, and a pond. The pond would be good for you.
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                                        Posted, 29th March 2011
                                        by i m spades
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                                        I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. Felt I...owed it to them.
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                                          Posted, 29th March 2011
                                          by i m spades
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                                          Labrador is best when cannon-balled.
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                                            Posted, 11th April 2011
                                            by Thalidomide Squid
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                                            Well forgive me if I am wrong, but if I kill all of the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
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                                              Posted, 23rd April 2011
                                              by iviourningstar
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                                              Rodney Dangerfield loves naked lady tee's and Wang loves pictures of parking lots.
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                                                Posted, 23rd April 2011
                                                by iviourningstar
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                                                Dali Lama gives total enlightenment...stiffs caddies on money.
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                                                  Posted, 23rd April 2011
                                                  by iviourningstar
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                                                  If you mix Maui Wowie with Kentucky Bluegrass you too can get high with Chevy Chase. Only scene improved. Cannonball coming!
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                                                    Posted, 23rd April 2011
                                                    by iviourningstar
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                                                    IT'S IN THE HOLE.
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                                                      Posted, 7th October 2012
                                                      by NomIsNom
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                                                      Be sure to check seat in your sports car before sitting down.
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                                                        Posted, 21st October 2014
                                                        by zikzak393
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