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Hanna

Hanna
This list was started on 10th April 2011 by Anon
There are 53 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 31st January 2015

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Use a bow and arrow to hunt with, but a pistol to finish the animal off.
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    Posted, 10th April 2011
    by Anon
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    Beating each other up is just another way for a father and daughter to bond.
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      Posted, 10th April 2011
      by Anon
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      An acceptable answer when asked how your mom died is "Three bullets."
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        Posted, 10th April 2011
        by Anon
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        I bet a lot of dads wish their daughters would respond to a boy trying to kiss them like Hanna does.
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          Posted, 10th April 2011
          by Anon
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          After defeating an enemy on a playground, spin their body on the merry-go-round.
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          • 9th October 2011 by howler
            At least now we know how that happened in other movies now.
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          Posted, 10th April 2011
          by Anon
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          Hanna specializes in emo haircuts.
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            Posted, 10th April 2011
            by Anon
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            Always send your double in first.
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              Posted, 10th April 2011
              by Anon
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              Blood speckles look like freckles on a pale girl.
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                Posted, 10th April 2011
                by Anon
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                A pale person won't get sunburned in the desert.
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                  Posted, 10th April 2011
                  by Anon
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                  Writing utensils make good weapons in this movie as well.
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                    Posted, 10th April 2011
                    by Anon
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                    There's no toilet in an RV.
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                      Posted, 10th April 2011
                      by Anon
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                      Under no circumstances should you help a white teenage girl in need. She will get your ass killed.
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                        Posted, 16th April 2011
                        by pollfab
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                        Hanna can travel the world but she can't switch off electricity.
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                          Posted, 23rd July 2011
                          by iAteMyWife
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                          Being quickly, forcefully pulled out of an underground shaft by a passing vehicle won't snap you in half.
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                            Posted, 26th August 2011
                            by Anon
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                            Electricity is both fascinating and scary.
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                              Posted, 26th August 2011
                              by Anon
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                              If you're going to whistle, make it so that it's like your own theme song.
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                                Posted, 26th August 2011
                                by Anon
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                                He's glad she didn't snap his neck.
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                                  Posted, 10th April 2011
                                  by Anon
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                                  Bones make good target practice.
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                                    Posted, 10th April 2011
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                                    Scream when a plane flies over.
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                                      Posted, 10th April 2011
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                                      Laika was a dog, and the first animal to orbit the earth.
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                                        Posted, 10th April 2011
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                                        When faced with an armed Hanna in a locker room, just go ahead and climb into your locker and shut the door.
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                                          Posted, 10th April 2011
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                                          A woman in the CIA will have around 50 pairs of the exact same shoes, just in different colors.
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                                            Posted, 10th April 2011
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                                            What's the ultimate revenge to pull on the person who killed your daughter's mother? Get your daughter to kill her.
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                                              Posted, 10th April 2011
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                                              Some American invented electricity.
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                                                Posted, 10th April 2011
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                                                A woman in an Islamic country will have no trouble traveling alone with her hair visible.
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                                                • 6th June 2012 by Eibhlinn Savage
                                                  Morocco is a lot freer than Iran or Saudi Arabia. I have a friend from there. She never covers her hair when she's over there, nor do most women in her family, particularly not the younger generations.
                                                • 10th July 2011 by Anon
                                                  I do know that, but the country of Morocco's religion is Islam and Islamic countries do want women to cover their hair. The Koran tells them to. I wasn't saying she was going to be jailed or even killed because of it, but I was surprised no one asked her to cover her hair while she was there. Yes, I do know the difference between Morocco and countries like Iran and Saudi Arabia.
                                                • 24th May 2011 by Eibhlinn Savage
                                                  She was in Morocco, not in Iran or Saudi Arabia. There is no law there that says women have to cover their hair and a great many women don't. And tourists definitely aren't expected to. You know "Islamic countries" isn't a single country with a single culture and set of laws, right?
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                                                Posted, 10th April 2011
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                                                European girls say the weirdest things
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                                                  Posted, 10th April 2011
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                                                  Marissa is very meticulous about clean teeth.
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                                                    Posted, 10th April 2011
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                                                    Kids grow up...into assassins.
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                                                      Posted, 10th April 2011
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                                                      She just missed her heart.
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                                                        Posted, 10th April 2011
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                                                        When Hanna says don't follow her, listen!
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                                                          Posted, 10th April 2011
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                                                          It makes sense to design your secret base in such a way that allows someone to easily escape through strategically placed vents and shafts.
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                                                            Posted, 25th August 2011
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                                                            Air ducts are always big and sturdy enough to allow someone to crawl through them, and they won't make loud clattering sounds either.
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                                                              Posted, 25th August 2011
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                                                              Large rocks, though everywhere, will stay out of your way when you're hiding under a vehicle.
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                                                                Posted, 26th August 2011
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                                                                When dropping from a moving vehicle, you'll immediately stop with no scratches or scrapes at all.
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                                                                  Posted, 26th August 2011
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                                                                  "Secret" safes are always behind the most obvious things, like shoe racks.
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                                                                    Posted, 26th August 2011
                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                    Peripheral vision is selective, so you probably won't see people running through the field TO THE VERY LEFT OF YOU when you're walking straight.
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                                                                      Posted, 26th August 2011
                                                                      by Anon
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                                                                      It's possible to be blinded by the sun even though it's behind you, then it's in front of you in the next shot: e.g. when Hanna first meets Sophie.
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                                                                        Posted, 26th August 2011
                                                                        by Anon
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                                                                        When entering a small town or territory, it'll always be bustling, and never dull and boring.
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                                                                          Posted, 26th August 2011
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                                                                          The best place to find bad guys are at weird kitschy bars.
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                                                                            Posted, 26th August 2011
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                                                                            When holding on to a suspect, don't attempt anything crazy, like, I dunno, disabling him. Just hold on like a monkey on a tree instead!
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                                                                              Posted, 26th August 2011
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                                                                              A promise not to do something is actually an invitation to do the opposite.
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                                                                                Posted, 26th August 2011
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                                                                                Foot-chase scenes must occur in the shipping industrial districts, where there's lots of places to hide.
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                                                                                  Posted, 26th August 2011
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                                                                                  Cutting clothing with a knife will always sound like steel sliding across steel.
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                                                                                    Posted, 26th August 2011
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                                                                                    Never listen to Grieg's "The Hall of The Mountain King" because some dramatic event will unfold along with the song's climax - i.e. you being on the wrong end of the action.
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                                                                                      Posted, 26th August 2011
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                                                                                      It's not cheating if you end a film the same way it began.
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                                                                                        Posted, 26th August 2011
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                                                                                        Electricity is so confusing!
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                                                                                          Posted, 6th April 2012
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                                                                                          When trying to get revenge, or murder someone who has a job and a place of residence in which they use their name to pay the bills, it's best to train a little girl (that you love) for 6-7 years in a forest so she can be captured in a secret base under the ground and kill the person.
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                                                                                            Posted, 9th April 2012
                                                                                            by Sfc
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                                                                                            Wilhelm Grimm was a washed up magician.
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                                                                                              Posted, 31st January 2015
                                                                                              by Garga
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                                                                                              When someone asks something about you, answer them with a fast monotone like you are reading from a book. They'll be convinced.
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                                                                                                Posted, 31st January 2015
                                                                                                by Garga
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                                                                                                When a girl asks you: Are we going to kiss? do not get excited. She's about to kick your arse.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 31st January 2015
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                                                                                                  Wearing a Djellaba (traditional Moroccan long clothing with a hood) makes you look like a mad German.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 31st January 2015
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                                                                                                    Whistling some song while you kill people makes you more evil.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 31st January 2015
                                                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                                                      Some girls decide they are going to be a lesbian. Not one of the fat ones but a supermodel one; and they will marry a man nonetheless.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 31st January 2015
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